Tom Berenson’s Ghost

I’m just kidding, Tom is definitely still alive (likes and follows from boguscantaloupe) Click here for fanfics! (AO3)

[tomberensonsghost]

*Visser Three surrounded by Taxxons* They pay me in woims.

[tomberensonsghost]

Classmate who has a crush on Jake: If you could be any animal, what would you be?

Jake, forgetting to play it cool: Can't I just stay human for one friggin' day???

[kosmicpowers]

Forgot about animorphs for a sec and thought this was about Adventure Time

[tomberensonsghost]

You can forget about animorphs?

[tomberensonsghost]

Suicide never solves anything. Except Sario rips, I think.

[tomberensonsghost]

I don't know, though, Ax was really unclear on it.

[tomberensonsghost]

Suicide never solves anything. Except Sario rips, I think.

[tomberensonsghost]

Classmate who has a crush on Jake: If you could be any animal, what would you be?

Jake, forgetting to play it cool: Can't I just stay human for one friggin' day???

[tomberensonsghost]

Marco, hiding from the Yeerks in yet another dumpster: Survival of the filthiest.

[tomberensonsghost]

You know what's a great word to say? 'Shillelagh'. You know what's a terrible word to say? 'Argablargarog'. But do I ever get to say shillelagh? No, because I'm always saying shit like argablargarog while morphing for my life. That's probably the biggest downside of the war.

[nastier-underhand]

Re prev tags: respectfully disagree. This is an ax quote.

[tomberensonsghost]

You're right, I'm sorry.

[tomberensonsghost]

You know what's a great word to say? 'Shillelagh'. You know what's a terrible word to say? 'Argablargarog'. But do I ever get to say shillelagh? No, because I'm always saying shit like argablargarog while morphing for my life. That's probably the biggest downside of the war.

[sarifel-corrisafid-ilxhel]

Playing with my Animorphs OC Min-Jun, aka Benjamin, again. Mostly just for expression practice.

[tomberensonsghost]

Yeah, that's an appropriate thing to think if you only know Math Class Jake, and not Will Send His Friends to Their Death If Necessary Jake.

[tomberensonsghost]

Visser Three: You know who's causing all these problems, don't you?

Crocker: Yes!

Visser Three and Crocker simultaneously:

"FAIRY GOD PARENTS!!!"

"ANDALITE BANDITS!!!"

"wait, what?"

[thingsfromthedirt]

[tomberensonsghost]

Rachel, cut it out.

[tomberensonsghost]

Yeerk: I'm going to embarrass you by looking at your deepest secret desires!

Jake: what if I were good at basketball and people liked me?

Yeerk: ohmigod that is embarrassing.

[tomberensonsghost]

Don't worry, kitten, I'll find you a vole. I won't even eat it or anything.

[tomberensonsghost]

Okay, I really mean it this time. This one's coming to you live, kitten.

[tomberensonsghost]

Don't worry, kitten, I'll find you a vole. I won't even eat it or anything.

[tomberensonsghost]

Ooooh, I thought you said we were going to DEstress not be in DISstress

[tomberensonsghost]

Rachel: Oops, I did it again...

Jake: Got lost in the game?

Rachel: No, killed a guy with his own arm.

Jake: Oh...

Jake: But it was like, a controller, right?

Rachel: Yes it was a controller!! Jeez!

Jake: I'm just saying, I haven't seen Blake from history class in a few days...

[cometcrystal]

animorphs book covers sorted by whether their outfit is morph capable or not

[sarifel-corrisafid-ilxhel]

It is worth noting in one of the later books, a throwaway line mentions that at least two of the Animorphs have figured out how to morph with jeans and regular shirts. One second.... Yeah! Book 47, Chapter 13, Verses 40-41: "Thank God we could finally morph some halfway decent clothes, the result of a whole lot of experience. Boys in T-shirts and jeans generally look a lot saner than boys in spandex." The two Animorphs in the scene are Tobias and Jake, and Jake is the one narrating.

We also find out later in book 49 that Marco also has a new morphing outfit, but it's still skin-tight: 'bike shorts and a tight blue T-shirt' (Chapter 8), which was relevant because the others quickly stole his shirt for a hair brained scheme. My guess is he hasn't kept up with Jake and Tobias in terms of morphing clothing (which makes sense, Marco has the most trouble morphing out of anyone on the team) - or alternatively, he could also morph looser clothes but prefers the aesthetic of tight clothes. He is the one who joked they should get superhero costumes on multiple occasions, after all.

With this in mind, we could say book 47's cover outfit is morph capable by the time of the book, and maybe 53 because that one also features Jake. We never find out (to my knowledge) if Cassie and Rachel can morph looser clothes like Jake and Tobias can.

[tomberensonsghost]

Cassie could if she cared even one iota about clothing.