Tom Berenson’s Ghost

I’m just kidding, Tom is definitely still alive (likes and follows from boguscantaloupe) Click here for fanfics! (AO3)

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Ooooh, I thought you said we were going to DEstress not be in DISstress

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Rachel: Oops, I did it again...

Jake: Got lost in the game?

Rachel: No, killed a guy with his own arm.

Jake: Oh...

Jake: But it was like, a controller, right?

Rachel: Yes it was a controller!! Jeez!

Jake: I'm just saying, I haven't seen Blake from history class in a few days...

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animorphs book covers sorted by whether their outfit is morph capable or not

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It is worth noting in one of the later books, a throwaway line mentions that at least two of the Animorphs have figured out how to morph with jeans and regular shirts. One second.... Yeah! Book 47, Chapter 13, Verses 40-41: "Thank God we could finally morph some halfway decent clothes, the result of a whole lot of experience. Boys in T-shirts and jeans generally look a lot saner than boys in spandex." The two Animorphs in the scene are Tobias and Jake, and Jake is the one narrating.

We also find out later in book 49 that Marco also has a new morphing outfit, but it's still skin-tight: 'bike shorts and a tight blue T-shirt' (Chapter 8), which was relevant because the others quickly stole his shirt for a hair brained scheme. My guess is he hasn't kept up with Jake and Tobias in terms of morphing clothing (which makes sense, Marco has the most trouble morphing out of anyone on the team) - or alternatively, he could also morph looser clothes but prefers the aesthetic of tight clothes. He is the one who joked they should get superhero costumes on multiple occasions, after all.

With this in mind, we could say book 47's cover outfit is morph capable by the time of the book, and maybe 53 because that one also features Jake. We never find out (to my knowledge) if Cassie and Rachel can morph looser clothes like Jake and Tobias can.

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Cassie could if she cared even one iota about clothing.

[cobythinks]

Dead wife montage but it's all slow motion shots of your dead wife throwing grenades and doing backflips and oneshotting the enemy with their long range weapons

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Rachel Berenson

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Jake, they caught me!

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In the Barn

Marco: Nobody here but us swans...

Cassie: Well demorph back into an ugly duckling and help me deworm this beaver.

Marco: ... No.

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Chat is it cringe to want to see all the beautiful colors the world has to offer?

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If she's your girl then why did she break my finger during the all school assembly?

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If she's your girl then why is she taking care of baby skunks in the woods?

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If she's your girl then why is she about to mysteriously disappear from your sailboat?

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If she's your girl then why is she beating my pets to death with a baseball bat? :( ?

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If she's your girl then why did she break my finger during the all school assembly?

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If she's your girl then why is she taking care of baby skunks in the woods?

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If she's your girl then why is she about to mysteriously disappear from your sailboat?

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If she's your girl then why did she break my finger during the all school assembly?

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If she's your girl then why is she taking care of baby skunks in the woods?

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If she's your girl then why did she break my finger during the all school assembly?

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From the Earth Diary of Aximili-Esgarrouth-Isthill:

Humans have a saying; "What doesn't kill you makes you stronger". This is factually incorrect, but humans love to do things that will potentially kill them, and they also like to feel superior.

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The character is eating globules off the floor of the movie theater.

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"The Character did nothing wrong" the character is clearing tables in the food court in a most unmannerly way.

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The character is eating globules off the floor of the movie theater.

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*missing seven baskets in a row*

Just like Jake Berenson

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Marco: hewhewhew, I need a small morph to eavesdrop on this conversation? Time to bring in the ol' standby.

Marco: The buggerfly.

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Rachel: If I die... during the war... I want you to continually photoshop old pictures of me with the latest fashions.

Rachel: This is very important, don't ever let me be seen in outdated clothing!