broken bones and all the best of friendships

I would survive a zombie apocalypse and that's all you need to know.

[charmingtorres]

fitzybxy

Funny, because I don’t think I’ve yet to hear your balls drop. You wanna say that again to my face? 

Question. Do you regularly wait around to hear the sound of other dude’s balls dropping? Seems a bit weird. I don’t know, I think you need a new hobby. Unless you’re into that kind of thing.

[charmingtorres]

Any girls that you have your eye on?

Maybe one. But I’m not holding my breath waiting for that to happen, whatever that is.

[charmingtorres]

Your brother should learn to wrap it better.

I’d rather spork out my eyeballs and eat them for lunch than ever think about my brother’s junk or his lack of “wrapping”. I hate you for this.

[charmingtorres]

degrassicam

Sounds rough —— but also just sounds like something someone would do on a dare when they’re drunk.

I heard this story about a guy waking up butt naked in the ravine one time, all ‘cause he had one too many beers. His parents had to come and drag him home and he was suspended from school. I’d take punching myself in the eye over that any day.

[charmingtorres]

jacintas:

Never heard of anyone getting a black eye during their sleep. Seems a bit rather suspicious but that’s not my problem.

It’s not? Damn, I was hoping I could get you to crack the case. Guess I’ll need to find another detective.

[charmingtorres]

biancadesovsa

Punching yourself in your naps? Sounds pretty brutal, got some inner turmoil going on there Torres?

Maybe I was having an inner battle... get it? Yeah, it wasn’t that funny, but I’ll take one pity laugh to go.

[charmingtorres]

vanessathompson

Think you could knock yourself so we don’t have to hear your voice anymore?

Sure Vanessa, I’ll knock myself out and you won’t have to hear my voice anymore. Then I’ll just have to get a computer to talk for me and I’ll bother you on a whole new level.

[charmingtorres]

drxwtorres

I’m sure you probably had the zombie dream. Sounds kind of bad ass. Speaking of things…did you happen to eat my Chipotle burrito that I was so happily waiting for dinner? 

Everything I do is generally in the bad ass realm, then there's you. As if I'd touch your three hundred pound burritos. The last time I ate one of those things I was in the bathroom for days. Maybe you should chain and lock it next time, bro.

[charmingtorres]

fitzybxy

I didn’t know they let children like you attend Degrassi. You must be like…twelve since you never hit puberty yet.

And I didn't know they let inmates get a public education, the more you know.

[charmingtorres]

degrassicam

How do you even manage to punch yourself in the face in your sleep? 

I'd imagine the same way someone gives themselves a black eye when they're awake.

[charmingtorres]

pacinilola

Ouch! Must’ve been an intense nap.

You bet. I've still got the black eye to prove it. Guess you'll have to see for yourself, if you show up to our tutoring sessions. The glow of math equations will really bring out the hues of purple, promise.

[charmingtorres]

neverlookjack

That’s it! The long awaited competitor to Fifty Shades of Nonsense! Twenty Six Shades of Angry Mom… Really, though, you should ice that.

I'd personally sit through 2 hours of the hell that is fifty shades of grey if it meant avoiding monster mom. Seriously, steam comes out of her ears, it's brutal. I'll get right on that, thanks for the medical advice!

[charmingtorres]

drxwtorres

What kind of dream did you dream that made you get yourself a black eye?

Obviously one worth fighting for... pun intended. But I'm thinking it was more of a nightmare, one in which I kicked zombie ass. Either that, or I lived out my not so secret game of thrones dreams. Jon Snow has literally nothing on me.

[charmingtorres]

When you rock so hard, you somehow manage to get a black eye in your sleep. Who said naps couldn't be bad ass? Can't wait to explain this one to my mom. I can literally imagine the twenty six shades of angry that will be painted on her face.

[simplewritings]