[cybelusreverie]

staying with my father and my teenage brother occasionally has been very enlightening actually i need to think about it positively

[cybelusreverie]

hmmm ok. fascinating. okay. amazing. and i have to live like this? okay

[space-party]

[androidboy]

literally my favorite type of tweet

[rainbowgaez]

california girls we're undetectable

[rainbowgaez]

you wont know until it's too late

[berylb33]

[roberttheglitcherino]

The fact there’s no music playing sells the scene honestly

[bogleech]

why is that just funnier the longer I think about it

[girlwtheowltatt]

“Hey foxy lady! You wanna see Dracula dance?!”

[fluffygif]

Amazing dominoes structure

[cricketoid]

god destroying the tower of babel

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

there really is nothing more charming or telling about humanity than the amount of time and effort we’ll put into something just to see how cool it will look when we make it fall down 

[saint-ambrosef]

me: that’s a lot of….oh…OH

[jauntylittlefrillyboy]

every time i have salmon it's like. bears are right. i would also stand in a stream for this.

[nicostiel]

#bisexual representation 💖💜💙

[itsochi]

[everythingstarstuff]

[femmeidiot]

nothing but respect for my boys (gender neutral) in blue (the USPS and also transit workers)

[jacketslutjayse]

Phalloplasty? Call that vaginAIN'T

Vaginoplasty? Call that penISN'T

[jacketslutjayse]

WAIT

[jacketslutjayse]

COCK AND BALL DEPORTURE

[ex-riddlecats]

is it just me or this some of the worst comedic screaming ever done

[pisshandkerchief-deactivated202]

can they please just apologize to charles martinet and have him dub over all of chris pratt's voice lines. I am so serious this movie would be a thousand times better

[swa-shed-aquasi-deactivated2023]

gunna be honest i'm getting tired of everyone bitching about it. It's passing and y'all just hate pratt

[ex-riddlecats]

fuck yeah i do i hope he dies 💯💯

[behindnightmaresanddreams]

God. I fucking hate you reductionist pricks who think that everything can be reduced down to a single aspect. Its not just Chris Pratt. Its the disrespect to voice actors, its the disrespect to a man who has spent years in his craft honing his ability. Its corporate greed needing a big name that everyone knows even if that means sacrificing quality. Its fucking disgusting. Don't pretend like its "Just Chris Pratt". Its never just the man. Its the ideals and values behind it.

[angelfish114]

I love men. I'm half man myself on my dad's side

[onlyonekenobi]

sometimes being visibly queer is terrifying but sometimes it is the best and most wonderful thing in the world

[onlyonekenobi]

when the person helping you at the store is also visibly queer, and they're holding it in but you can tell they're just so happy to see you. to say hello. or when you meet an older queer person and they are So kind to you, like they're determined to be a good thing that happens to you today. or when someone on the sidewalk picks you out of everyone to ask for directions because they know you're safe. when you walk past someone and clock each other and make the smallest eye contact, just to say i see you. thank you. we're in this together

[c3rvida3]

Everybody say a silent prayer for me as I smash the head of baby Jesus clean off this statue in the name of art.

[c3rvida3]

I just cannot for the life of me figure out how to snap this kid's neck without breaking his mom, but giving him a new, cooler head is vital to my vision and it simply gotta go.

[c3rvida3]

So the thing about that is, I gave up and crushed it with a wrench and the shards flew all over the place.

Just like in the Bible.

[c3rvida3]

Massive hater alert from the graven images fandom.

[c3rvida3]

Anyway,

Oh, Deer Lord.

[bundibird]

Kanye West, who was originally banned on Twitter for being openly antisemetic, gets unbanned -- because "free speeech" and all. He immediately posts a swastika. The tweet is up for hours, uncontested by twitter. EVENTUALLY it gets taken down (more in response to the public outrage about it than because of the tweet itself, it appears), but West's account is still active.

He then posts an unflattering picture of Elon Musk. Immediately gets suspended.

Further confirmation that at twitter, it's OK to openly support literal Nazism, but not ok to be mean to the twitter overlord.

[materassassino]

Please don't ignore the fact the unflattering picture of Musk was with Jeffrey fucking Epstein

[30-minute-memes]

I pronouns you not guilty

[garrettauthor]

I PRONOUNS YOU NOT GUILTY

[toastbutteregg]