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@charnpiione
[eggsy-trying-to-be-anon voice] i'm gonna have to ask your face to stop
sorry Eggs.
can't.
— congratulations, roxy.
" That was indeed impressive. Ergo, I am impressed. I can admit that. "
“Well, anyway, it starts off like—”
At least he contained himself for an entire minute, right? Billy Joel, eat your heart out. And she didn’t even have to get him drunk! However, he does stop entirely in his tracks the moment he thinks he hears somebody else, and there’s a fair bit of coughing and just as much throat clearing to cover up his abysmal music taste.
she'd been SO CLOSE to chuckling, biting her lip tightly between pearly teeth as she leaned against the nearest wall -- he's not half bad actually! but the moment he hears another, and stutters to a halt, she can't help the soft little bark of a laugh. kind of cute, actually.
"Impressive, Eggsy."
manners maketh man independent Lancelot of the Kingsman written by dust.
Roxy Morton // Kingsman
”Oh, alright then.”
Corners of his lips turn down and Eggsy shrugs his shoulders, like he isn’t actually all that bothered. Of course, the moment she looks disappointed in the slightest is the moment that he starts singing.
It wouldn’t do to seem too eager, after all.
she's almost SURPRISED he gives up so easily ( it was never that easy... ) and aims him a certain little suspicious look. no fuss, no fight... much too easy. she simply mimics his own words and narrows her eyes, gentle curiosity in place of disappointment but they were one and the same, somewhat --
"Alright then..."
Don’t sing it, Eggsy. Don’t.
”Is that no, I haven’t heard it or don’t do it, Eggsy? ‘Cause either way, Rox—”
&& quietly, with a hand set over her mouth to hide the grin. don't encourage him, Roxy Morton, don't --
❝ Don't do it, Eggsy... ❞
* charnpiione.
”So… have you ever listened to Uptown Girl?”
&& she just shakes her head, slowly, a little grin on her face.
Suit Up, Ladies! → Angelina Jolie (2001)
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as head of the kingsman, arthur has done this job for a very, very long time. he has perfected the skill of what to say, what not say, how to say it, and when to say it. he’s much too old now (despite his disgruntled half-grumblings) to carry out a mission on the field.
he has always been a charming man, a man that never needed to yell, nor raise his voice. it came in handy in several instances throughout his career. the longer he stays in the role of arthur, the more he’s gotten to know how many hats he has to don.
he’s viewed as a father figure, a counselor, a mentor, and a leader, and sometimes, it was difficult to know exactly which hat he was supposed to wear.
when it came to roxy, he knew she didn’t want any coddling. she has fought tooth and nail, and pride is conveyed on her features. but it is not the type of egotistical pride that arthur wants to put down. it is pride in the sort that roxy is quite certain what she does is for the greater good — and arthur can certainly stand behind that. he’s quiet, letting her settle and process the words before he finally speaks once more.
"— that isn’t to say you shouldn’t get that looked at.” he murmurs, chatising softly with a pointed look over the rim of his spectacles. “you must also know your own mortality.”
Roxy Morton is a BLOODHOUND, who had certainly felt the drive to succeed even before falling into the grasp of the KINGSMAN. the fact remained that pain meant little to her, that the way her lungs burned underwater, that how her head had pounded after falling from heights unimaginable, how her arm is going numb from the slice -- meant relatively nothing. it doesn't bother her. PAIN can be ignored, though a loss in PRIDE certainly tasted much worse.
she takes a glance to the slightly bloodied hand ( that she is making sure doesn't drip onto the carpet --- that would be unseemly, surely ) and nods, allowing a small grin to seep into her calm expression.
❝ I will... I do. ❞
though sometimes it was difficult to remind one's self one was not a G O D when standing on top of the world with a gun in your hand -- although she was the measure of a TRUE GENTLEMAN, she still needed work on the remembrance of her still human blood.
❝ Is there anything else you needed of me? ❞
Kingsman: The Secret Service poster by Benjamin Kalászi
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the valiant's shoulders are as straight as usual -- attentive && pleasantly calm. although galahad was the one to recruit her rival ( friend, comrade... ), she still respected him ------ a true gentlemen, and one to aspire to.
❝ You needed me, sir? ❞
he concedes her point with the tip of his head; truthfully, he can’t argue with her statement—without the training, and the experience, under her belt, she likely would have died. eggsy, too, if he hadn’t take such a shine to the position—they’re all lucky they made it out of that suicide mission.
❛ appreciated, but unnecessary. i was just doing my job. ❜
just doing my job. that's all they do-- their jobs, what they're meant to do && really nothing more. even after all these years, she some- times forgets that her words of thanks aren't needed.
she's very much in debt to Merlin--to the Kingsman in their entirety. her life, though sparkling and golden and prosperous even before her title, would not have possibly given her what she'd WANTED without them.
❝ Of course. So -- what did I come prepared for? ❞