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you can’t believe what you think about yourself after sundown and you can’t believe what you think about yourself on your period and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re hungry and you can’t believe what you think about yourself when you’re tired, the only time you can believe what you think about yourself is the split second after you’ve made someone laugh but only if it’s something other than “i should be a standup comedian”
let’s make out while I grind on you and quietly moan in your mouth.
@seeksredempticn this could go either way but it’s def clintucky
(white) people on my aou post: aou isn’t that bad, what about ragnarok???
me: i don’t? understand? what the fuck? you mean?
oh we’re still doing this “ragnarok made thor and loki look stupid” thing
things ragnarok did:
- reinvent thor as being a more relatable and fun character with a far more extensive power set as well as making him the star of his own goddamn movie for once without worry about some other character overshadowing him and established that his arcs from the first two movies were realized in the form of him assuming control of his powers on odin’s level – asserting his ultimate worthiness
- introduce valkyrie
- give heimdall more than two minutes of screentime
- destroy asgard
- reintroduce hulk with the ability to speak and show emotion beyond smashing things
- fuck colonialist lives! korg is skinny!
- contain good and funny jokes
- was directed by the mcu’s first director of color
- fix loki’s sad broody boy problem
- make fun of thor: the dark world
ragnarok is one of the best marvel movies for the “prisoners with jobs” joke alone, fuck y’all, unclench
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The Art of Angel Catching
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With an almost disgusted sound and a roll of her eyes, Darcy marches up to the Guardian doing a piss poor job of hiding after preventing a head-on collision and grabs his wing. Probably a MAJOR no-no, but to be honest he kind of deserved it. "Are you trying to get caught, Angel? 'Cause you're doing a bang up job of it."
Nadia was too busy thoroughly distracting her driver to see the oncoming car, let alone any angelic intervention.
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An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Thor (Movies) Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Clint Barton/Darcy Lewis Characters: Clint Barton, Darcy Lewis Additional Tags: Flirting, Banter, Friends to Lovers, Mutual Pining, ass grabbing, Non-Explicit, Counter Sex, Fade to Black, Baking Summary:
This was what Darcy and Clint did. They flirted until one of them got flustered and then they played Mario Kart.
Except for this time, it feels just a little bit different. That could just be all the honey she’s cleaning off the counter, though.
I really want a movie where there’s this Dark Brooding Male Hero who’s like, a total badass, and during all the fight scenes he keeps getting flashbacks to happy images of his wife, and like his whole narrative is framed around his wife, and all the other heroes on his team know that he’s got this passion and vengeance and think it all has to do with his dead wife… but then near the end of the movie his wife shows up and he’s like “hey babe” they’re all shocked and they’re like, “Wait I thought all your power and passion came from avenging your dead wife?” and he’s like “no bro, I just really love my wife, she’s really cool, she’s what keeps me going” like… a reverse fridge
Unfridge your wives 2017
Unfridge your wives 2018
“This whole saving the world thing has kept me from seeing my wife for like, three days and I was really starting to miss her!”
It turns out he’s normally a ray of sunshine and is only Dark Brooding Male Hero mode when he misses her.
@thedeafavenger okay but taserhawk tho
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A DARCY LEWIS HOLIDAY CHALLENGE! (Hosted by ya girl @grimeysociety)
When: Wednesday December 19th to Tuesday December 25th 2018.
What: A holiday themed challenge for seven days, including Christmas Day. Each day will have a different prompt. Big thank you to @meilan-firaga for sending me a huge list of prompts to inspire me.
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December 19th, Day 1: Santa Baby
December 20th, Day 2: Gingerbread
December 21st, Day 3: Snowball
December 22nd, Day 4: Last minute shopping
December 23rd, Day 5: Ugly Sweater
December 24th, Day 6: Bah Humbug!
December 25th, Day 7: Mistletoe
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MILF- Monster I’d Like to Fuck
DILF- Demon I’d Like to Fuck
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southerncross47 replied to your post: I am craving soulmate AUs, so give me a pairing…
Bucky/Darcy pretty please
Bucky and Darcy get matching marks: a red star on their arms. No matter how many arms HYDRA goes through, the star always comes back. They’d keep it covered, but the arm tends to shred or damage most clothes anyway, so there’s not much point in trying. No one will realize it’s a soulmark, anyway. Who’d be able to tell, it’s METAL.
Steve Rogers would, of course, because Steve Rogers recognizes it. If he’d doubted even for a second that this was Bucky–he knows that star as well as he knows his OWN mark.
It’s still there, which is something he thinks about later. His own mark is faded, fading more by the day as Peggy grows weaker, and fading away entirely when she dies. Because that’s what marks do–they exist from birth, and fade away when your soulmate dies.
But Bucky’s mark is the same brilliant crimson it always was.
It’s the same brilliant crimson right up until he falls apart into ash and nothing right in front of Steve’s eyes.
Later, after the shock’s well and truly settled in, they get a call from a very frantic intern who’s the only person left in Jane Foster’s lab, and whose soulmate mark has just disappeared.
Soldier - Our muses play with a military/uniform kink (from whichever muse of mine you want!)
Tony paused when he walked in the room. He looked his lover over then glanced around the room as if trying to see if he had missed someone else, “Uh… is this Halloween or just a special gift for me? Is it my birthday?”
Darcy gave a little snort, shrugging. “I dunno, IS it your birthday?” she asked right back. She was standing in the middle of the room in one of those iron man cheerleader costumes (complete with illuminating handpiece) from the Stark Expo opening ceremonies. Her breasts were obviously squished into the top, but otherwise it fit her well enough.
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“I mean…. I don’t know. I can’t even remember what day it is with your titties saying what up to me in the the ironette outfit.” He ran his hand over his face and took a deep breath, “Are we going to fuck? Can I fuck? Oh bad grammar. May I fuck?” He walked a little closer, “It’s probably better that that I just tell you you’re gorgeous.”
Her eyes were sparkling with laughter as she closed the gap between them. “Better, yes. More you? Not so much. Luckily, I like the way that big brain of yours stalls out when the girls are on display.” Darcy wrapped her arms around his neck so she could rub her nose against his jaw. “You be full permission to fuck,” she assured him teasingly. “And to tear up the outfit. Might be the only way to get the top off, really.”
Tony hummed and wrapped his arms around her waist, “Sweet.” He picked her up, hands cupping her ass to carry her to the bed, “Your boobs are superior to other boobs. They are trying to escape and show off all their glory.” Once he placed her on the bed he did in fact rip the top open, “Hello my beauties.” He leaned down to kiss one then the other.
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His hands smoothed over her abdomen enjoying the way her skin felt against his fingertips, “I like these interns. Why does no one give me interns? I could have them doing the cleaning. Dum-E is so bad at it.”
Tony leaned down and kissed along her collar bone, “I like this surprise. Let the interns get lost in Victoria’s Secret when you feel like it.”
“Well, see, last time Pepper gave you an intern you started fucking her,” Darcy teased. Darcy wasn’t exactly an intern when she’d taken over as Tony’s PA–not that you’d have been able to tell with the way he’d treated her at first. The whole thing was a while ago now, and she and Pepper had since smoothed things over, but the point still stood. “Which she greatly enjoys and hopes you will continue doing, by the way,” she added even as she laughed breathlessly.
Her mind supplied that Victoria’s Secret didn’t carry anything even remotely her size, but her brain-to-mouth filter was apparently still working enough that she managed to keep that to herself.
And your relationship to him?
@charodeyyka
Big muscle-y man yelling at them but also the sky??? Damn straight she’s gonna taser that dude
