WHOMST'D'VE'LY'YAINT'NT'ED'IES'S'Y'ES

your actual dragon maid

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

when will I be confirmed Sicklekin

mothy you have 24 hours to respond

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i lived, bitch

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if you jab yourself on your sword it won't count. You made that sword. You are its god

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OH MY STARS IT WAS LIKE 105 DEGREES THIS SUNDAY

FUCK ME WITH MY OWN TWIN DRILLS SIDEWAYS

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Oh.

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cool sword

thanks i made it myself

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

none of yall can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi

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go ahead and say something to me fool

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go ahead and say something bitch im listening

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

ye i got somethin to say

ya

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

none of yall can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

go ahead and say something to me fool

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

none of yall can say shit to me once i get my dirty little hands wrapped around the hilt of an odachi

[scarletta-ec]

Beach Episode of Evil

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

YOUR GIRL?

WACK

HOW SHE CAN’T LIFT YOU OVER HER HEAD LIKE A SKATING ROUTINE?

WACK

HOW SHE CAN’T SURPLEX AN ENTIRE LAMPPOST?

WACK

HOW SHE CAN’T BREAK BONES WITH A SINGLE HANDSHAKE?

WACK

AND ME?

I’M TIGHT AS FUCK

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

*stronk*

Y̤͚̞̟̅O̫̫̼̜͕̞͇̕U҉̜ ͈̬̰̂͜A̖̣̿̃ͤͥ̐ͪB̵́̐̓ͮͤͤS̸̅͐̈ͬ̆͂ͫO̷̙͕̜͎͚͈̼͋̽̈́L͔̰͇̬̋ͯ̉Uͥ͐̐ͥ̈ͧT͓̣̝̺̻̺̂̈͌͋E̳̜̜͎̰̝̐͐̃̿̋̕ ͈̠͖̻̳͗ͧ͂̍ͅF̡̭͎̙̱̂̂ͧͨ̆ͬͅÕ̴̜̘̦̰̼̦̳̃O̺ͣͦL̨̠͙͑̈,͕͑ ̢̞̖̯̱ͣ̓͛̌̏Y̩̖͈ͬͨ͆͋O̭̩̖̗͎̬ͥ̒̆̃͞U̺̳͇̠ͥ ̢̺͇͆́̓̽ͮP̥̘̣̣͎̠̓ͩ͋ͨ͊E̫͈̬̮̤͓ͅȂ̛͈̎͋̇̒͒͛-͎̫̓B̓̍̌R̞̈́͜Ą̄̇ͬ̑̆̆ͭI͖̗ͣ̇̒ͫ̔̽̿͝N̂͆͋̓̓ͪ̾͟Ĕ̗̣̬̣̊͊̂͛ͧD̪̱̖̉͐̀ͨͫ ̬̲̫̩̰̄̉͌ͤ̏Ḿ̪̹͖̝̰̙ͅO̩̗̊̓ͦͨ̉Ř̲͒̂͐̽͊T͎̳͋̕Ả͕͚͝Ḷ͈̬͇̼̫̣̫͕͌̇̔̈ͤ̃ͪͦ́́̍̅́̈͋͘Y̬̮̝̮̭̼͍ͪ͊̈̾͌ͤ͂Oͤͨ͊̒U̧̳̩ͭ̈ ͙̗̮̫W̻͇͖̼̖̪̞̾̉̋̃̌E̫̗̯̖̲̫̬̓ͮ̓̑ͯ͋̒R̈́Ḙ͂͛̒̈́̐̌ͥ ̜̆ͥͪ̓̚͞W̬̺̜͖̓͆̉ͥ̿ͯ̚A̹̬̻̗̠̹̠̍͒̓R̻̘̘͔͑͒Nͮ̽͒̀̍҉E̛D̡̳́ͥ̃̈́ͣ,̣͍̟̪̻̱̐͒̓̅̉̓ͬ ̞̟̠͓̝̘̬͌͊͋ͫ̇̋ͫ́Y͈̮̣̭̆ͮ̋͋͒O̵͙̰͆ͫͫ̈́ͤ͛̚Ů̶̳̊̈̈ ̠̗̙͔̂͘W̱̤̦ͯ͒͋̌͆̍Ọ̣̭̮̟̔͞Û̀͑ͭ͊ͭ̚͜L̩͕̩͊ͣͬͅD̝͎͓̟̄ͤ̂̕ ̉̏̂̉͋̑Ḩ̦̈́ͥ̚Ą̗̯̺̖̭̋͆̃ͩ̍̒ͅV̨̞͚͈̲͓͚̍Ĕ͂ͧͭ͐ ̗͔̲̮̝Ŕ̠ͪ̅ͣ́͌E̗̮̘̬͆͆̽̋̾̽Cͣ͂E̞̠̤̗̖̬͚I҉̦͍̳̱̟͚V̩̞̬͈̘̳̌͊́̄̓ͣͮĔ̲̩̳̽̂͢Ḋ̥͉͍̈̇͆ ̮̘̞̥̞͍͓ͫ͋̒͒ͦ̎͠M̠͇ͯͭ͂̉͟Ę̳̗̆R̢̻͂C͆̄҉̺̞͎̪̲̤Y̝͓̰͕̭̹̙̻̪͕͖͍̞̬͍̟̪̋͋ͤ̆͐ͣͯͥͬ̕ͅD̶̻͕̮ͨ͊ͨ̉ͮ̚I̭̟̼̮̪͇̯E̟͉̪̺̺͑̿,̤͐͐̋̿͒̈ ̴͖̳͉͐̊ͭḀ̡͇̦̦̹N̙͎͈ͬͨ̑ͭ̓O͍̬̠͔̖̪̱͋͘N̒ͦ̃ͤ̓͐͜,̳͔͎̩͗͒ͯ͊ͬ̄̎ͅ ̢̿A̫̰͆ͫͨͤǸ̪̜̳͛̈́ͅD̼͍͇̫ͪͭ ̫͉̳̘̖͙͒̍̄̐̓ͪM̰̞͕͈̣̗̬̀̀ͬͩ̐̊̀͞Ạ̩̺̖̎̏Y͎̬̜̟̟͟ ́A̻͢L̟̠ͩ̽Ḷ̷ ͓̠ͯ͐T̲̥ͦͧ̃̋̂̀ͪH̯͋̋̂̏̌E͂͛͆ͩ͘ ́S̞͇ͯ͌͊ͣ͋̍́O͇̲Ü̵̟̻̤͇̰̮͒̋͋̃̽̂L̷̳͉̠̝͚̤̇ͭͪ͛̋S͎̋͋ ̼̯̞̖̖̜̳̐̓̍D̋ͯ̄̿̒Ĩ̗̲̞̰̟͊͐̊ͣͮͅͅS͔̪ͨ̃̋́̅̎T̛͉̈̚Ü̟ͪ͒ͧ̀R̵ͫ̎̋̓̚B̅̽͑͋ͮ̀E̴̺̣̙̱̫͗ͦ͑́̄̒D̨̫̟̽ ̵ͤB͎̞̯̣̑͂͋͌̊̂Yͪ̓̔̍ͩ̚ ̤͓͔̺̫̻ͦ̓͛ͪ̓ͤẎ̝̯̥̂̆́͒͢Ơ̜̘̺̎̍̇U͍͎̤̺̖̫͎ͨͮͥR̙͙̫̠̙̲ͪͦͧͭͥ͐̊ ̑ͤ̍ͦ̋͛͗҉̜͙̣A̱͕͈͈̳ͭ̓C̦̜̾ͯ̏T̒̏͆͢I͓͔̰̗̝̜̓O̶̯̠̯̠̞̐N͕̘̫͍̻̠̣̈̂ͤ̊Ŝ͍͓̙̻̜̈̄ͨ̽̅ ̖̳̬̲̉̄̒A̢͚͓̰͔̫̩͔ͦ̃̌̎N̳̦̺͕̥̝̞̓̆́̎̏D̸̫̺̽̾̅̃́ ̺͙ͣ̀̾Ţ̂̓̿̃̇H̰͕̓̑ͧ͐̅͋͘E̬̞͐͢ ̷̞͉̤̥͈̺ͥͯͦ̐̓Ơ̱͓̳̞͙̗̼͆̌̅̽N̘̖̥̲̹E̖̫͖͕͖̹ͬͪ̀ͯ ̛͋͗ͫͧ̾I̱̦͚̳͖͗̃̎ͤ̇ ̪̪̣̙A͍͙̼̒Ṃ̸̬̳̯͙ͨ̈͆ ̱̘̣̜͚͂A͑ͬ҉͖̬̞͓B̤̖͖͉̪̪ͥ̉̅͗̐̎̾ͅO̹̹̻̳̼̎ͮͩ̔ͫͅU̢̫͙͍ͫ̽T̰̥̘̝̞̠̿ͣ ̖̗̭̔ͧ͊͂̿ͣ̃T͕̳͇̝͈͍̏̎ͧ͛̈́͡O͎̻̞͎̟͐̈͛̾̽̾̀͞ ͟C̙͌̃ͯ̉̓ͥ̏O͚̰̙̼͋͢M̡̹̮̪̣͉̯ͮ̏̐̎ͬ̂ͯM̡̝̞͚ͫͨ̈́ͨ̑I̛̫̅ͮ̌̽ͮͧT̖̟̥̯̔ ͓̑͗ͣͧR͏͚͕̣̲̭E̜̮͖ͦͩ̾̃͢S̷͙̭̮͉͗̑ͣͨͯ͐T̜͔̫̞̫͎̄̑̈̌̃ͧ͡ ̜͎̗̜̺̄͐͗̓ͪ͜ͅȄ̶̫̜̩̾A̅̉ͯ̊̏̈́͌͡S͍̘̪̔̂ͦ̀Y̶̫̪̺̥̩̘͔͆ͬ̐ͮ̉͒

[chartette-the-shitposting-maid]

Here it comes. Were making this happen.

Nuuuuuuuu!!

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Im gonna touch u

Nuuu!

[ask-ring-and-lui]

Welcome everybody!

It took awhile to boot up but we’re here!

We’re the up and coming VOCALOID3 VOCALOIDS, Ring Suzune and Hibiki Lui!

We’re not quite finished yet so just you wait! We’ll be the next stars of the show!!

Ask us something while we wait~

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my husband, to me in a loving tone: you fucking weeb