Chasing Lady Tipper

I'm a catastrophe on the brink of wreaking unforeseen havoc upon your happiness.

[bellygangstaboo]

are you fucking kidding me

[queensuggar]

I can’t get over the fact that they changed his Surname to Turner or some shit like they did the literal most I’m so aggravated. It doesn’t even make sense when told with White American people. How the fuck do you explain Shinigami in an American Death Note come on now. I’m so salty. They still call him Kira in the trailer I saw which is literally the English “killer” but pronounced in Japanese literally how the fuck. This os way more blatant than I was expecting to see in 2017. Fuck this.

[cruciphix]

Why we gotta suffer with Toby Maguire jr

[nightmere711]

IM SORRY BUT THIS IS BULLSHIT IT WAS AN ANIME AND NOW WHITE PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO RIP IT OFF AND MAKE IT FUCKING DUMB AS HELL WITH ONLY WHITE PEOPLE IN IT IM SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT THIS WHAT THE FUCK SOME PEOPLE ARE LIKE “So excited” BLABLA FUCK YOU GO SHOVE THIS VERSION UP YOUR ASS

[insertepithethere]

Death Note is one of the greatest animes of all time and this is a tragedy.

[black-to-the-bones-deactivated2]

This is deep. Stay safe.

We barely heard about them because media doesn’t care, but i’m praying for each and every one of them.

[paxamericana]

[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

imagine being so rich that you never need to attempt to raise money for anything in your goddamned life so you decide to sell organic cage free gluten free soy free lemon water for funsies but no one in your rich neighborhood leaves their house ever so instead you get your underpaid employees to give you, a rich toddler, their money.

[pieartsystuff]

i hate

[chipper671740-deactivated202006]

I’M WHEEZING IMAGINE BEING THIS REMOVED FROM REALITY

[lagonegirl]

She got him 😂 

[crimeshetyped]

Fr though that’s all they talk about is “females ” and gay men like get a fucking life already 😂

[gael-garcia]

[6killshit]

6K

[girldadlestat]

snape could’ve been an awesome teacher if he wasn’t a disgusting waste of a human being. he knew from age 16 that the instuctions that the textbooks were giving weren’t as good as they could be. he improved the potions and recorded his methods at age 16. if he weren’t such a shitbag, he could’ve either written the damn textbooks himself, or taught his students his alternate methods. he could’ve revolutionized how potions were being brewed, teaching whole generations a superior method of potion brewing. instead, he spent his time bullying children. 

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

He could have become rich and famous and been one of the most well regarded wizards of his age with his knowledge of spells and potions

But instead he decided “The girl i hurled racial slurs at put me in the Friend Zone so I’m gonna go become a Magic Nazi and then spend the remainder of my adult years emotionally abusing twelve year olds”

[evillordzog]

He could have become everything a Slytherin should have been instead of the epitome of what everyone else thinks they are.

[nevaehtyler]

Brownie batter hummus 🤢🤢🤢 peak caucasity 

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

i love hannah montana the movie

[snaacks-deactivated20200913]

so apparently the one with the wig thought someone was talking about her behind her back….so she went in “disguise"💀💀to find out what were they saying and after she confronted them in disguise they said something about her to her face and then…she snatched her wig off and said the iconic “surprise bitch”

[surprisebitch]

put this in the MOMA

[okaymad]

[gallusrostromegalus]

See I’ve seen like 600 variations of this meme and I gotta tell you a Story.

The year is 2012.  It’s Christmas.  It’s the first year my sister and I are both home from college, and we’re feeling kind of nostalgic, so we take out the old family photo albums to remember everyone from times past.  We’re all on the couch or the floor with hot chocolate and the Dog is curled up under the tree.  It’s all very Norman Rockwell.

We’re going through my Mom’s side of the family, laughing at the pictures of Grandma putting wrapping paper on the dog, and grandpa pulling faces at the camera, when we find an old brown envelope.

“The fuck? says my sister, because she’s been in to Great-Aunt Liz’s Rumballs, and I open the envelope.  Inside are four tickets to the titanic, unused, and Mom tells us the story of how her ancestors ALMOST came over on the Titanic, but Great-Aunt Liz got the measles and forced everyone into quarantine, thus saving their lives.

The OTHER thing in the envelope are seven Photographs, dated 1890.  They are of my Great-Great Grandmother.

They are nudes.

They are NOT tasteful nudes.

Like, these are Violating-Terms-Of-Service-On-Most-Platforms- OBSCENE.

GGG had these taken waaaaay back in ye olden days, in order to convince her wayward husband to move back to England after he ditched her to party it up in Chicago.

I CANNOT TELL YOU HOW FUCKING HARD WE LAUGHED.  Like, I think I passed out I was laughing so hard.

So yes, people have ALWAYS been like this, and your nudes will make for a hilarious family Christmas someday.

[azurescapegoat]

Capitalists will have children go without food before they give up even the tiniest part of their wealth.

[tremblebot]

[asdfghjkllkjjhgfds-deactivated2]

still thinkin’ about you guys.

[sailedsouls]

[just-cat-memes]

[bob-belcher]

[mysticalchristmasboy-blog]

@punkrocktboy

[avengedxxaltguy]

Awww

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

Happiness Will Come To You.

[12goblins]

when tho

[fuckthisbloganditscurses]

When You Least Expect It. Probably Late March

[wizardshark]

reblog for happiness to come for you in late march!

[zigxortega]

[theavengers]

Samuel L. Jackson gets emotional after Moonlight was revealed the Best Picture winner at the Oscars 2017.

[justcamryn]

Ok can I just. This is beautiful. Idk one of the best things about being black is the mentality that one of our victories is all of our victory. Like just genuine support and love and JOY at each other’s success. I wouldn’t trade it for anything.

[autohaste]

^^^exactly

[husssel]

and that’s the first time I ever seen Samuel L. Jackson cry…

[quinn-against-ddlg-deactivated2]

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

[dog-heaven-deactivated20161117]

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

[bleachdalilah]

PLEASE EXPLAIN