Mall Blart Paul Cop

this is my miraculous side blog, i draw here :3my main is nunya danm business

[chatbuggy]

they are best friends

[inkskinned]

she asked me if i believed in god and i told her that when i was four i almost drowned in a public pool and in my panic mistook a stranger for my father. i clawed my way up his leg. four years later he’d send my parents a picture of the scars alongside a tin of cookies. he said, “i hope she’s still okay. i carry her with me. it isn’t every day you save a life. it isn’t every day you feel like you were here for a reason. when it does happen, you have to cherish that memory. for once, i had a purpose. just being there was enough. she tore me open but she taught me a lot about love.”

[tyltos]

[beatlesweatles]

All my friends and family: Thanos gripping your dash isnt real

Thanos gripping my dashboard:

[beatlesweatles]

[shitposting-hobbits-to-gallifrey]

This post jumpscared me

[aetherial-incarnate-deactivated]

every time this has shown up theres been an ad in the middle

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

i just ate a crepe so delicious juicy and good im about to forgive french people

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

[hotvampireadjacent]

[objectlessondujour]

The book is 1984, which is neither. It's anti-authoritarian, which tells you a lot.

[musicalsilence]

Ya know, sometimes I wish the joke *didn’t* write itself.

[lesbianspeedy]

the best movie genre is heists where everything goes slightly wrong but in the last 10 minutes they show in flashbacks that actually everything was planned and they meant to break every bone in their body then go to prison or whatever

[hotvampireadjacent]

https://www.businessinsider.com/elon-musk-could-lose-tesla-stock-go-prison-over-twitter-2022-7

Elon Musk could go to prison and lose control of his Tesla stock if he doesn't comply with a court order in Twitter's suit, legal expert say

"Could they fine Musk $100 million a day until he complied? Yes they could. If you want to get the attention of the world's richest man."

Let’s goooo

[transarsonist]

musk tries to buy twitter, twitter now in a position to say that they own tesla instead and also he may go to jail for it, more good news as we receive it

[sabertoothwalrus]

Miraculous AU where Chat is such a huge weeb that when he transforms he’s instead wearing a fursuit and he goes by Kuro Neko

[chatbuggy]

woah this was posted in 2016

[chatbuggy]

the fact that they looked him up on wikipedia is hilarious to me

[theluckiestlb]

….I’ve lived long enough to see the day where Adrien Agreste canonically pines for Marinette Dupain-Cheng.

[ozzo-the-wozzo]

Tomorrow is the day I pass away

[the-bad-guys-coverage]

Do you know what Mr. Wolf is mouthing on stage at the gala when planning to steal the dolphin again? Director Pierre Perifel reveals the secret and meaning behind it. x

Bonus: when Wolf is in the car with Diane, right after he parted ways with the rest of the gang, he mouths a bad word "sh*t"

[buggachat]

Dear god, I know we as a fandom have been kind of bad at using the “#ml leaks” tag in the past to differentiate new episode reactions from unauthorized leaks, but please… please let’s use it this time.

[ladyblargh]

More sentinette and sentiTikki!!! For chat noir it’s all fun and games making ladybug jealous until…

These are from a daily comic discord w @ladybeug and @annascribbles and @carpisuns !!

[ladybeug]

OK I drew a bunch of stuff about this back in the day and it makes me laugh so I’m adding it onto this post. The first comic isn’t about uranium it’s just about sentiladybug

Now we pick up from where @ladyblargh left off

[hustlerose]

ummmm hi. *makes you*

[hustlerose]

omg sorrysorry sorry sorry sorry i didnt mean 2 do that 2 youuuuu

[hustlerose]

>_>

<_<

>_> ......... *makes another one of you*

[sabertoothwalrus]

thinking about how Gabe tends to blame all his problems on everyone else and how it would probably manifest in resentment towards his own son 💙🦚