Good thing I brought my axe-cane.

[awwww-cute]

spider spots

[princess--cass-deactivated20191]

Hahaha

[sem-humor]

[lcheeseboy]

I was volunteering at a booksale when I ran across this and just…

[notadocmartin]

Submitted to me by mrsrhettbutler

[cauda-pavonis-blog]

uh…those arms…you’re all thinking that, right…?

[diskothiqueer-deactivated202305]

i feel like we’re all just kind of reblogging it in a circle and looking at each other uneasily like, waiting for someone to finally give in and yell it out in the reply chain

[snarkymonkeyprime]

ROBO-DILDO.

[fawxblogs-deactivated20210101]

you held out as long as you could, i’m sure.

[konoto]

Dildobot

[chronically-ill-dandy]

Edward Dildo-arms

[evzimus]

DOMO ARIGATO FISTO ROBOTO

[alrightalrightalrightalyssa-dea]

I SPAT OUT MY WATER ON THE LAST COMMENT FUCK

[pycbunnies]

Popcorn in her spaceship

she choose to go to the moon, she choose to go to the moon and do other things, not because it is easy, but because it is hard

[sizvideos]

[forget-your-troubles-get-happy]

[forget-your-troubles-get-happy]

[stunningpicture]

A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know

[manta-rays-on-gallifrey]

The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"

[breastforce]

the origons of Ouija boards are funny if you think about it like they’re part of an another country (China)’s ancient history that was practiced until one emporer decided “You know what this is probably a bad idea” and banned the practice. 

then centuries later an old buisnessman comes along and is like “I’m going to take this and market it as a toy to children.”

Which is the exact plot of Yu-Gi-Oh

[digitalart1984]

A’shop

[marauders4evr]

Halloween just wouldn’t be the same without Tim Burton

(From top to bottom: Beetlejuice, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Alice in Wonderland, Sleepy Hollow, Edward Scissorhands, Sweeny Todd, Dark Shadows, Frankenweenie)

[thecutestofthecute]

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

[thefirstdayofhalloween]

Can u believe there are plants that are illegal Plants

[mylourrydiary]

Can you believe there is love that is illegal Love

[w-for-wumbo]

can you believe it’s not butter butter

[tardis-mind-palace]

the fact that Tumblr can fit weed, bestiality and diary products all into one post doesn’t even phase me anymore

[monopx]

i really dont think they meant bestiality

[congaaaa]

[prettygirlfood]

[exhibition-ism]

Dan Tobin Smith's sweeping color gradient installation in his London studio is a sight behold 

[tmkryan-deactivated20160227]

[the-goddamazon-deactivingsoon-d]

THIS IS THE TYPE OF SHIT SCIENTISTS BE THINKING ABOUT AND LAUGHING THO

[whimsicalentropy]

EVERY SINGLE SCIENCEY PERSON I KNOW LAUGHS WHEN TALKING ABOUT CREATIVE OR INEVITABLE AND GENERALLY SCIENCE-RELATED WAYS EVERYONE MIGHT DIE AND IT’S MY FAVORITE THING