cauda pavonis

My personal blog.

[redditfront]

My whole life has been a lie!

[pardonmewhileipanic]

i’ll never be the same again after seeing this

[disgustinganimals]

I’M SO PISSED OFF RN YOU GUYS

[impracticalmagics]

Just so we’re all clear, it is okay to miss people you no longer want in your life.

[cassmarieex]

this is so important

[iaiamothrafhtagn]

some people genuinely have trouble with never being told this. i am reblogging this post in case that includes any of you in my audience.

[ms-andry]

This Moving Company Will Help You Leave An Abusive Partner For Free

There are dozens of reasons a person may find it difficult to leave an abusive relationship. Denial, finances, isolation, and fear can all play roles, and the dynamic between the couple isn't always what you'd expect. But, what if it were just a little easier to move out of an abusive situation?

Important information for California tumblies!

Also, I realized that the company was the same one from that post going around with the picture of a truck with the regular logo and then a smaller, pink, “Princess Packers” truck. Apparently the “Princess Packers” are college aged women who come and pack up your house for you and the company donates $1 for every box they pack towards the Cinderella Fund (which enables them to continue moving those escaping domestic violence for free)

[enrique262]

The disastrous Australian Emu War.

[shadowmaat]

Someone turned it into a comic. YES.

[dat-soldier]

never forget the emu war

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Family and Friends: “What could be better than having kids?!”

Me:

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[scribblescrab]

I basically fell in love with my friend’s Ball Python the instant he handed him to me.

[cinnabarbarian-deactivated20181]

this really is what holding nice sneks is like.

[cauda-pavonis-blog]

*misses his babies so hard, so grateful to @pomme-poire-peche for looking after S*

[fair-trade-cocaine]

HEY! YOU! STOP SCROLLING FOR ONE FUCKING SECOND AND LEMME TELL Y’ALL ABOUT THE MIRACLE THAT IS KNOWN AS AFRICAN BLACK SOAP.

YOU SEE, ONCE UPON A TIME, I HAD THE WORST ACNE IN THE FUCKIN WORLD. LIKE, IT WAS LITERALLY PAINFUL. I SHIT YOU NOT,I WAS LITERALLY MORE ACNE THAN ACTUAL FACE. I HAD BOUGHT ALL THE FUCKIN 80$+ ACNE KITS, YOU KNOW THE ONES. YOU SEE EM’ ADVERTISED IN INFOMERCIALS ALL THE GODDAMN TIME BY FOLKS WHO HAVE NEVER HAD ACNE A DAY IN THEIR GODDAMN LIFE. WELL, NONE OF THEM WERE HELPING. AT ALL.

I WAS JUST BEGINNING TO ACCEPT THAT I WAS DOOMED TO BE PIZZA FACE UNTIL MY 30’S WHEN I WAS INTRODUCED TO THIS MIRACLE PRODUCT BY THIS HIPPIE-ASS FUCKER I KNEW. SHE CLAIMED THAT IF I USED IT IN PLACE OF FACE WASH, IT WOULD CLEAR ME RIGHT UP, NO SHIT. NEEDLESS TO SAY, I WAS MORE THAN A BIT SKEPTICAL. AFTER ALL, WE HAD SPENT LITERALLY HUNDREDS ON MIRACLE ACNE REMEDIES THAT DIDN’T FUCKING WORK, SO WHY THE FUCK WOULD THIS SHIT? IT WASN’T EVEN FUCKING MEDICATED! BUT I FIGURED I HAD NOTHING TO LOSE, SO I WENT FOR IT.

WELL, LEMME TELL Y’ALL. I WAS WRONG. SO FUCKING WRONG. 

WITHIN A WEEK, HALF OF MY ACNE WAS GONE. WITHIN THREE, I HAD THE CLEAREST SKIN I’D HAD SINCE I WAS A YOUNG CHILD.

PEOPLE NOW ASK ME ALL THE FUCKING TIME WHAT MY SECRET TO CLEAR SKIN IS, AND I TELL THEM ALL ABOUT THIS BEAUTIFUL SHIT. IT WORKS MIRACLES, AND IT DOESN’T FUCKING BURN YOUR EYES IF YOU GET IT WITHIN TWO INCHES OF THEM, UNLIKE TRADITIONAL ACNE CREAMS DO. AND THE BEST PART? IF YOU ARE LIKE ME AND HAVE SENSITIVE-ASS SKIN, AND/OR IF YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO A LOT OF THE SHIT OUT THERE, THIS STUFF IS ALL NATURAL, AND SUPER GENTLE. SERIOUSLY. I’M PRETTY SURE YOU COULD RUB THIS SHIT IN YOUR EYES IF YOU REALLY WANTED TO, BUT I HAVEN’T FELT INCLINED TO DO THAT.

WHAT’S THAT? YOU HAVE DANDRUFF AND NONE OF THOSE FANCY-ASS SPECIAL SHAMPOOS HAVE HELPED? WELL, YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKER, YOU’RE IN LUCK, BECAUSE THIS SHIT CLEARS THAT UP TOO! 

GOT PSORIASIS? ECZEMA? NO PROBLEM!  NEITHER OF THOSE THINGS ARE ANY MATCH FOR THIS SHIT!

WHAT’S THAT? YOU WANT TO KNOW WHERE YOU CAN BUY THIS MIRACLE SUBSTANCE? WELL, POP ON OVER HERE AND GO FORTH AND GET YOUR HANDS ON THIS WONDERFUL SHIT, YOU BEAUTIFUL FUCKER!

[ask-miss-vargas]

Okay, this actually works friends. Seriously, I’ve used it before and whoa.

My face! OoO!!!

I haven’t bought any recently, but I can say 100% that it works. 

[tundramoth]

You had me at Hippie-ass fucker.

[novice-whovian]

All the reviews say the same thing too

[onecelestialbeing]

I use the one in the big slab and let me tell you, I’ve been using this stuff for years and there is nothing like it. I also use it to shower and bathe and to wash my hair. The first time I used it as shampoo, after my hair was dry I couldn’t believe how soft it was. I literally ran around making everyone touch my hair because I couldn’t believe how soft it was. 

[cauda-pavonis-blog]

Just found a place to order this here & am going to try it on my back, which has such severe acne that it's about to be biopsied to see if it's actually a rare skin genetic disorder >.<

[mindblowingscience]

Four-legged fossil snake is a world first

By Anastasia Christakou

The first four-legged fossil snake ever found is forcing scientists to rethink how snakes evolved from lizards.

Although it has four legs, Tetrapodophis amplectus has other features that clearly mark it as a snake, says Nick Longrich, a palaeontologist at the University of Bath, UK, and one of the authors of a paper describing the animal in Science1.

The creature’s limbs were probably not used for locomotion, the researchers say, but rather for grasping prey, or perhaps for holding on to mating partners. Such speculation inspired the snake’s name, which loosely translates as ‘four-legged hugging snake’.

Tetrapodophis was originally found in the fossil-rich Crato Formation in northeastern Brazil several decades ago. But its legs can be difficult to see at first glance, and it languished in a private collection after its discovery, assumed to be unremarkable.

“I was confident it might be a snake,” says David Martill, a palaeobiologist at the University of Portsmouth, UK, who came across the find in 2012. “It was only after getting the specimen under the microscope and looking at it in detail that my confidence grew. We had gone to see Archaeopteryx, the missing link between birds and dinosaurs, and discovered Tetrapodophis, the missing link between snakes and lizards.”

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[queenconsuelabananahammock]

Hoooolyyyyy shit.

[iron-sunrise]

WOW Boost the fuck outta this That’s appalling

[stuffbrawl]

So I actually went and sent a message to that staff member about what was said in those tweets and she sent this response:

PLEASE don’t harass this person or spread those tweets around because it’s apparently a crock of shit

[lifetimeinafist]

I completely forgot this was in the R&J program. I hope at least one person noticed. #whatauthorshipcontroversy

[positivedoodles]

requested by superducks-can-fly

[cauda-pavonis-blog]

the pic you posted of the "older naked trans man" is of a cis man. fyi. It's from a series by photographer Jess Dugan. Look at his series "A place so as to stay" and you will find a full frontal nude of that same guy.

Hi there!  Thanks for contacting me.  Do you know for sure that he’s cis and not post-phalloplastic?

[jeanbaptistehuong]

[beingbossy]

ATTENTION ALL WOMEN GAMERS

I have seen this post go around that goes something like “Patiently waits for an all girl gaming channel on YouTube.”

Well, I wish to start that all girl (women) gaming channel! I want all the platforms if possible (Xbox, PC, Playstation, Nintendo). I wish for it to be diverse with different ethnicities, sexual orientations, religions, gender expressions, body types, ect. As long as you identify as a women, I encourage you to join!

However I wish to make something clear right from the start. With all this “gamer gate” bullshit going on right now, we will possibly… No, we will get some hate. If that is not something that you wish to be subjected too I completely understand, and thank you for even just the thought that you had to possibly join me. :)

If you wish to join, or just have some questions about anything, please message me! I will answer everything privately until you are ready for it to be publicly known.

For those who think they can handle it and are willing to join me: LET’S DO THIS SHIT! :D

~BeingBossy

[beingbossy]

I posted this less thank a month ago and it obtained so much traction so quickly! Thank you to all who supported this project, and who were extremely excited about it :)

If you did not know already, I now have an all female-gaming group! We are the Savepoint Sirens, and were are on Tumblr, Youtube, and Twitter!

We would really appreciate if you could help us spread the word as much as we did before!

Thank You :)

-BeingBossy

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[jasminekor]

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Right, music side of tumblr, I’m hoping you can help me.

I’ve had this song on my iPod for the past 15 years, since I found it on good ol’ Napster.  I love it, it’s a great song.  And I know nothing about it.  

There was no information attached to the file at all.  All I know is that the file name is “Yue” (Japanese for “moon”), the vocalist seems to be a woman, and the lyrics are in Japanese (I think).  Otherwise, nada.  

I’d love to know where it came from and who the artist is.  Somebody out there’s gotta know this song.  Halp?

[littl3red]

Why vegans should use honey instead of agave nectar

Okay, so I might get a lot of hate for this, I might not. I don’t particularly care either way, as long as word gets out about this, because it’s extremely important to me.

As I’m sure most people know by now, bees are disappearing at alarming rates. Simply put, our entire species could not survive without them. This is due to a syndrome called Colony Collapse Disorder (CCD).

Many vegans opt to use agave nectar instead of honey, because agave nectar is plant based. But harvesting of agave nectar is threatening the existence of two other endangered species: Mexican long-nosed bats (who live strictly off of nectars - primarily agave nectar) and the Jaguarundi (a solitary feline who basically looks like a love child between a jungle cat and a ferret.) Approximately 113,126 acres of these animals’ habitat were destroyed from 1991 to 2000, and more has been destroyed since.

On the other hand, beekeepers are essential to increasing bee populations. They monitor the bees’ health and help protect them from dangerous parasites and pesticides that are suspected to cause CCD. In addition, well-kept bees never need to use the amount of honey they produce; Honey is made by the bees to consume only when there is not enough food for them outside the hive. In the care of a good beekeeper, this will only happen during the winter months, and the keeper will leave enough honey for the bees to thrive until it’s spring again.

It’s best to buy local, organic honey if at all possible. Local beekeepers will not use dangerous factory-farming methods, and it helps maintain your local bee population! If you want to help bees in a more active way than buying local honey, you can plant a bee garden or even become a small-scale beekeeper! (I don’t have a link for this, it’s best to check out local resources. Maybe even ask the person selling honey at your farmer’s market!)

[peorogidisueifofofooeisufid]

THROWS THIS AT EVERY ANTI-BEEKEEPING VEGAN