Cheating & Cuckold Captions

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

the King is dead, long live the King?

As well all know, Tumblr has changed. All we can do is to accept it, thank for everything and walk away. I will no longer be posting any content on Tumblr.

If you appreciated my work and missed it so far, I have a good news.

You will be able to find some of my work here:

https://www.xstumbl.com/Cheating&Cuckold&Captions

I know very little about the site but it looks promising. It obviously isn’t as popular as Tumblr yet but one day, who knows. Feel free to find my work there.

As long as I’m still looking for a worthy Tumblr’s alternative that allows us to share adult content, feel free to message me and give me a hint if you’ve bumped into something promising.

I love you all, take care and...long live the King!

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XY: What I’ve got from my wife for Valentine’s Day.

XX: What my neighbours’ son got from my wife for Valentine’s Day.

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XX: No, no, please. I really shouldn’t show off my breasts to my son’s friends! It’s not a way a good Mom would behave!

XY: Oh, c’mon, Mrs Thomas! Timmy went to the bathroom, just do it!

XX: Okay, okay! But quickly and don’t dare to say a single word to my son or husband, you young assholes!

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XX: Oh my GOD! Would you believe me if I said you’re my son’s 4th friend from school who surprise me with a cock like that? Ouch, I wish my husband had at least a half of this...mmmphgurlhhmpgurl.

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XY: Where have you been? I fueled 20 minutes ago!

XX: I’m sorry, I was in the bathroom on gas station. Something huge...I mean...something very important stopped me there. I’m ready to go if we have fuel!

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XX: Honey, I’m home! Are you here? Hello?

XY: Upstairs!

XY: How...what...are you wearing?! Are you going somewhere? Why are you putting so much makeover?

XX: Oh, hello, Darling! How was at work? Actually, we have a pastoral visit today, can’t you remember? I decide to wear something thematic.

XY: What? How did you get that nun outfit?

XX: Oh, I’ve just borrowed it from our neighbours’ teenage daughter, Kelly. Anyways, the priest will be here in an hour. I want you to talk to him or something. I’ll be busy. I bet those altar boys only pretend to be good but they have big cocks. Go downstairs now and prepare everything, find some cross and put it on a table.

XY: But Honey...

*an hour later, downstairs*

*an hour later, upstairs*

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XY: Excuse me, Madame. Can you help me with something?

XX: Yes, of course. What do you...oh, Jack? Hello, Jack. What brings my son’s friends here?

XY: Oh, hello, Mrs Lane. I was looking for some jeans for me. I can’t find anything what I like.

XX: There’s not a problem at all! Please, go to the changing room, handsome. I’ll join you there, I’ll bring you something you’ll like, trust me.

*10 minutes later*

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XY: My girlfriend before she agreed to start helping the school quarterback in Maths.

XY: My girlfriend 3 months after she was introduced to the school quarterback and started meeting him for studying.

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XY: Mom?! What...what have you done?! What’s with your...your breasts?! Who is this?!

XX: Son. relax, please. Don’t scream, we’re in hospital, after all. I’ve decided it’s time for me to find someone for myself after the divorce with your father. This is James, he’s a plastic surgeon and my new boyfriend. He will be taking care of Mommy since now. I hope you’re happy for Mommy! Yay!

XY: Mom...

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XX: I’m very sorry I’m late again, Honey. My boss made me stay longer at work to do something very, very important. I hope you put our children to sleep. Oh, you’ll do the same tomorrow. I’ll work extra hours, too. I’m tired, I go to sleep. See you in the morning, Honey!

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

Would you fuck my mom?

I'll patiently wait for my turn - all your friends are already in the line in front of your house, loser.

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

*doorbell rings*

XY: Mom? It’s my friends, I suppose. I’m talking a shower, I’ll be downstairs in 5 minutes!

XX: Oh, don’t worry, Honey! Take your time! I’ll answer the door for you!

XY: Mom?! I hope you’re not wearing the bikini in which you sunbathed?

XY:…Mom?!

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XY: Mom, what are you doing here? Can’t you see we’re busy?!

XX: I’m sorry, Honey. As long as your father is on a business trip, I wanted to ask your friends for an opinion about my new gym leggings. Should I bend over a little so you all have a better view? *giggles*

XY: Mom…

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XY: Mom?! What are you doing here? Can’t you see my friends are over? Who is this?!

XX: Relax, Honey. This is Giselle, I’ve met her at the gym today, she’s my new friend! Oh, I forgot you were about to have your friends over today. Sorry? Giselle and I are heading to my bedroom, we’ll be there, if someone needs us *giggles*

XY: Mom…

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XX: As you can see, in a parenthesis on the left…

XY: Juan: “This parenthesis is as round as your ass, Mrs Stephenson”

XX: Oh, why, thank you, Carlos, that’s a nice thing to say!

XY: Carlos: “Are you wearing a thong to that skirt, Mrs Stephenson?”

XX: Well, yes, actually, I’m wearing a red thong, Carlos.

XY: Mom…

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XX: Honey, I’m going to gas station, do you need something from the shop?

XY: Gas station? No, no. I don’t need anything. Be careful. Craig, than mean boy who stole my lunch money last week works there!

XX: Oh, really? Well, I might change a little bit before I go…

XY: Mom, what? Change…why? Into what…Mom?!

[cheatingcuckoldcaptions-blog]

XY: Mom, what are you doing here? Mom! Put the thing away! My friends are here!

XX: Oh, I’m sorry. Hello, boys! I was in the middle of the party with a bunch of young men. Well, it seems I don’t need VR anymore. *giggles*

XY: Mom…