[sunlightinabelljar-deactivated2]

so apparently when my sister and i were little we took golfing classes and we got kicked out after a week. the reason being that the old white male instructor kept calling my 4 year old sister Maria “Mary” after she told him several times that her name is pronounced Maria. anyway, at one point, he tells her “well, that doesn’t matter anymore. you’re in America now.” and that distressed my sister so much that she hit him with her golf club.

that’s not what did the damage, though. what fucked that old dude up is that i saw my sister hit him from where i was standing and i ran over and started beating him with MY golf club. my mom says that i didn’t know what the hell was happening, but i squared up.

that’s why we got kicked out.

[alexander]

This is important hello (x)

[itsahalest0rm]

Reblogging again for the fuckboy who ignored it the first time

[henamyung]

THIS IS SO IMPORTANT

[mischiefthewitchy]

*slow clap for australia* shit mates. Wow.

[futubandera-cl]

[localstarboy]

Watch and Pass on!!! 😂😂💀💩

[a-fine-babe]

Now this is a hamless prank.

[lunalamariposa]

OMFg IM KATHY

[just-shower-thoughts]

Let’s all take a moment and thank biology that our internal organs don’t itch.

[thatonenerdgirl]

Fun fact: digestion is actually really painful but your brain just tells you it’s fine the same way it tells you not to bite off your fingure even though you can

[topshelfbottom-deactivated20190]

that’s… frustrating

[redline-the-senses]

Hey quick question why the FUCK doesn’t it do that for menstrual cramps

[urso2000andlate]

“dinner’s ready”

“there’s 5 minutes left can you set the table”

[videos4whatsapp]

[robotlyra]

Me: *watching* What the hell is the point of th- OH MY GOD

[superblyboring]

I thought this caption was being over the top, but… they aren’t wrong

[formerprincewille]

I was not prepared for any of this. But least of all, the fucking parachute.

[awholevarietyofstuff-deactivate]

Why did the crowd sound disappointed when the parachute deployed?

[irreleventblue]

I’M LAUGHING SO HARD OH MY GOD

[mikey-xoxo]

ME

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

[cheese24k]

Walter is my cousin’s dog. He really has a thing for swimming.

[nasty-twerp]

that was a religious experience

[mightyfemme]

me

[pseudo-human-deactivated2021061]

I’ve never seen a butt-mounted camera, but damn, this dog knows where he wants to go, and goes there fast.

[hoediac]

His little ears flopping in he wind

[cuttleskulls]

THIS IS THE QUALITY CONTENT I WANT TO SEE

[toastbutteregg]

[neverthere12345]

[nubiansandnegroes]

WAKANDA

[dire-dire]

[cartoon-deactivated20220930]

AAAAAAAH

[goddess-scarlette]

I AM SCREECHING

[candiikismet]

I AM DECEASED!

[honeygld]

OHHHMYGOD

[okinawawgoddess]

Lmao 😂

[itzyaboy-dame]

Nooooooooooooooooooo!!! Childhood ruined 😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

[symphonicseauxl]

Y'all get on my nerves

[svpreme-translucency]

I hate y’all

[muvataughtme-deactivated2021040]

Why 😂

[swolizard]

@ GOD WHY

[trapcard]

I want to die

[octoberhill-deactivated20191214]

bye vine

[critgemhero]

ok but how have we not recognize the true winner of vine. The Myrrh-der vine. Why? Because it has been placed in pretty much EVERY SINGLE VINE COMPILATION EVER MADE.

[melt-banana]

[foodnetwork-fandom]

are they eggs or not someone tell me

[you-had-me-at-e-flat-major]