DANRAD's BROOM BURN.

The name's CJ. The description is squishy. The fandoms are many. The life is crazy. :3 House: Slythindor. XD Wand Core: A strand of Darren Criss's hair. Special Attack: Broom Burn Hex. HARRY POTTER. SUPERNATURAL. MISFITS. MERLIN. DOCTOR WHO. GLEE THE HUNGER GAMES PANIC AT THE DISCO. YAOI KPOP. AVPM/AVPS REMOVE CREDITS ON MY POSTS AND DOBBY WILL DROP A CHANDELIER ON YOU. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. *evil cackle*

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Apparently, heartbreak really feels like your heart is aching, breaking, getting stomped on, crushed with a 10-wheeler truck, thrown into a vat of toxic waste, and scattered across the universe. Rinse and repeat.

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me: gosh i have so much work to do i better get started

my brain: you cannot

me: why

my brain: you are feeling moderately upset, any attempt at productivity is futile

me: i dont see how-

my brain: cannot.

[idioticteen]

listening to your favorite band with your friend

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the desolation of smaug: a summary

[badked]

listening to a sad song that has a nice beat

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[itspollyjane]

http://itspollyjane.tumblr.com/

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[itspollyjane]

http://itspollyjane.tumblr.com/

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Panic! At The Disco, South Africa 2009

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this post hurts

[illinicoise]

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

[spn-fandom-breathing-heavily]

not even risking that shit

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scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

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She ain’t no games in real life so I take her serious all the time

Anyone with a name that starts with a “Z”, ends with an “i”, and isn’t some kind of Italian pasta, IS SERIOUS

I’m not climbing no mountain with a pig on my back, 🙅🏽🙅🏾🙅🏿 Negative.

[merlinsprat]

Merthur AU: Arthur comes back from work a bit later than usual, only to find Merlin already well asleep in bed, the lights still on.

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Little Things I Love About Books

1: The feel of the pages when I start a new book.

2: Knowing that there are more stories left to be read.

3: Watching how they build up to become book collections.

4: How their varying sizes can make you feel all kinds of different emotions.

5: How each reader interprets a story differently.

6: How sometimes it seems like an author is talking to you personally.

7: How the loneliest of people can find reprieve in books for even a moment in time.

8: How they can make us feel--cry, laugh, hate, love.

9: How they just take over the hours of lazy afternoons.

10: How the sun can be shining, or rain can be drowning the world, but a book holds your complete focus.

11: How nothing is impossible in a book.

12: Like Redbull, a good book gives you wings (too cheesy?)

13: They make the best impression on guests.

14: Seeing the look of wonder on a young/new reader's face.

15: How they're not limited only to people who can see, hear, or speak--books are universal and welcome everyone to their pages.

16: How battered books are a sign of how much they're loved, rather than unloved.

17: How anything can be used as a bookmark. Us readers, we're creative.

18: How it keeps the loneliness at bay while eating alone.

19: How they're an acceptable drug for the mind.

20: How perfect they look together, even if they're stacked haphazardly.

What little things do you love about books?

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Recreating famous logos by hand

Video

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[emeliarae]

So take a deep breath. You don’t need to have everything figured out yet.

[laurkf]

I don’t think you know what this post means to me right now.

[petitlexicon]

ppl who think that saying “I love you” to someone a lot makes it lose it’s meaning are so boring literally what could make you think that? if someone tells you they love you like 3 times in an hour it means that 3 separate times they were sitting there and thinking about you and how wonderful you are like. smh. say I love you to everyone that you love as often as possible bc sometimes it’s easy to forget that there are people who love you

[sheretic]

I just wanted to eat breakfast ;(

[reaill]

welp now we know the distinction between the two

[toxeh]

Have….have people…not eaten shredded wheat before? The regular sized ones? You put it in a bowl and pour milk on it (with sugar + cinnamon if you’re not some lunatic fiber satan who just wants to eat wheat strings) and let it soak a bit before breaking it up and eating bite sized portions with your spoon. DO PEOPLE NOT KNOW THIS?!

[pansysky]

NONE OF US KNEW THAT

[brainstatic]

WHY WOULD ANYONE WANT TO EAT A FUCKING MOIST BALE OF HAY.

[carleighfromcarolina]

I just laughed hysterically for 5 minutes, what is wrong with me

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Shredded Wheat is like a worse version of Weetabix. 

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?

Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?

Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.

Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?

Dad: Hey are you awake? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.

Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.

Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.

Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.

Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.

Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.

Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.

Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.

Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*

Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.

Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...

Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.

Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.

Dad: Fuck the government.

Dad: Fuck the school board.

Dad: Close the door.

Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.

Dad: I love puns.

Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.

Dad: Please shut up.

Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.

Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.

Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.

Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.

Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.

Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.

Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.

Dad: They act like I care what they think.

Dad: I hate homework.

Dad: I have decided to become a politician.

Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.

[bibidebabideboo]

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This is more dramatic than the endof lost in translation