cheepguava

i'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude, we're all dudes, yeah

[bongcop]

[cheepguava-blog]

for once, alex, i agree.

[quoms]

In the past, Iranians looking to mock the United States would burn cardboard effigies of Uncle Sam or Lady Liberty. But in recent months, as the American presidential election took a series of bizarre turns, Iranians seeking to make fun of the “Great Satan” have ditched the arts and crafts and simply switched on their TV sets.

Iran’s state television, a bastion of conservative ideologues, for once interrupted its regular programing about the “murders and crimes committed” by the United States and broadcast all three debates between Hillary Clinton and Donald J. Trump — live.

In a country that tightly controls information about the United States and depictions of Western democracy generally, the decision to show the debates was unprecedented but by no means inexplicable: The presidential campaign shows the United States political system in such a poor light, hard-liners evidently want it to speak for itself.

“We only need to sit back and let these candidates show themselves how idiotic they are,” said Hamidreza Taraghi, a conservative analyst and a regular guest on state television. “The best way for us to prove that the U.S. government is corrupt and hideous is by showing these people live on our TV.”

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

Yo what happened to my mcdonalds receipt

[dontbotherfiguringitout]

EGG!MCMUGGIO!!!!!!!!!Go!

[cheepguava-blog]

i hope this is preserved and people hundreds of years from now pour over it like the voynich manuscript.

[septictankie]

[notdeadbabies-deactivated201603]

Congratulations you played yourself

[cheepguava-blog]

they don't want you to redistribute the wealth to the masses, so what does khaled do? redistribute the wealth to the masses!

[criticiseafterdinner-blog]

True.

[cocainesocialist]

[paxamericana]

[rednines]

(Also IQ is spooky, so like who gives a shit)

True

[cheepguava-blog]

was raised by psychologists, can confirm that iq is a really good way to measure iq and nothing else. any relationship it has to "intelligence" is...dubious, at best.

[cheepguava-blog]

can i just fall sleep until november 9th?

[nuclearharvest]

[cheepguava-blog]

cops can't even admit to the most blatantly obvious wrongdoing, christ.

[britomartis]

beauty and the beast but reverse, i kiss the love of my life and she turns into a sick fucking monster and it’s awesome

[daredevans-blog]

shrek

[britomartis]

never mind post cancelled 

[cheepguava-blog]

@waifuigi

[cheepguava-blog]

maybe i shouldn't use nose spray that expired in 2013 but at least i can breathe now.

[nosdrinker]

[radianthour]

remember remember the 3rd of november, bin laden has won in airports,

ricky d lost his honey, bought with his own money,

to twitter this ownage he reports.

[radianthour]

I couldn’t wait until the 3rd of November to reblog this again

[realvladimirlenin-deactivated20]

@domericbolton

[thetolerantleft-deactivated2017]

When ur in your punk phase you think you’ve mastered cynicism but let me tell you it’s only after you give up on punk that you truly know cynicism

[kalyayev-deactivated20180228]

Just wait until you’ve given up on giving up on punk

[cheepguava-blog]

crust punk is the true heir of cynicism (the ancient greek school of philosophy).

[cheepguava-blog]

now that halloween is over, we can begin the war on christmas! join the yuletide people's liberation front, the only group willing to fight against the repressive klaus regime and the christian capitalist "christmas." meeting the violence of the holiday season with nonviolence has not defeated the encroaching christmas season, we must wage guerilla warfare against this bloated monstrosity and replace it with the more pagan-socialist holiday of yule. the revolution cannot wait! join the yplf today!

[awmanohjeez]

Hey everyone, just a reminder that yesterday the supreme court decided that its unconstitutional for the police to look through your phone unless they have a warrant, EVEN if you are placed under arrest.

HOWEVER, the police CAN search your phone without a warrant if given verbal consent and they AREN’T required to tell you that you can request that they get a warrant. It’s up to you to know your rights, so PLEASE PLEASE reblog this so we can spread the word!

[organicgold]

Can I get a case name? I’ll go look for it after lunch.

[organicgold]

Riley v. California, 573 U.S. [page number forthcoming] (2014).