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vampire avoidant about hunting and drinking blood but not because of moral qualms. they have arfid and it didn't go away with the vampirism so they have to find ppl who have safe food vibes. who remind them of mashed potatoes or tamales or something. for whatever reason.

wizardarchetypes

vampire just gagging on blood like "hold on a minute I need to remember my CBT steps and do box breathing" and their victim is like "by all means, I wouldn't want this to be uncomfortable for you."

shinyv

boy robin’s character select picture in smash reminds me of doge and that’s why i can’t use him

shinyv

look

shiftythrifting

ignore this if this previously got submitted BUT

this would kill you. right? this would literally kill you? someone find me more of these Microwave Cooking Library books I need to see these. i forever regret not flipping through this book. i should have. i wish I did.

Admin Ten sez:

YES GOOD 🧿👄🧿

I have a microwave cookbook that tells you it’s totally a great idea to microwave a whole haddock and I am HERE for the bullshit

apricops

as part of their ongoing boycott, Canada will no longer provide the US with totally real long-distance girlfriends who definitely exist

tothechaos

the thing they dont tell you about learning to "trust the process" is that you forget and relearn it every single time you make a new piece of art. unfortunately there is no cure either

tothechaos

a chart of what i mean for the visual learners in the audience

theheartmold

trying to figure out dinner with my father is impossible

the-haiku-bot

trying to figure

out dinner with my father

is impossible

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

z-boson

pro tip if you're ever stuck on a math problem you can try meowing at it. It wont help but you CAN try it.

s-h-a-s-e

@cats-coding-on-my-keeb, @electricpentacle :3

cats-coding-on-my-keeb

Sorry this reminded me of the time I drew a lion as a cute kitty on my precal exam :) it did infact help my morale (ignore my fucked up goat though)

oneheadtoanother

kropotkindersurprise

Critical support to these scammers weaponizing homophobia to drain right-wingers' bank accounts 🫡

flyinghellfish

krafterwrites

kittensnax

darkworld marge

teaboot

Took Ollie to the vet today. And I'm not gonna say who. But ONE of us had a panic attack immediately after the checkup and wouldn't get out of the sink

teaboot