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french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

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american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

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chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void.

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English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

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Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

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Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

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Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

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Armenian recipes: spend eight days laboring over the stove. the food will be flavorful with the sacrifice of your sanity. no one will appreciate it.

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Canadian recipes: It either needs more bacon, more maple syrup, more gravy, or an unholy combination of the three

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Polish recipes: you have to toUCH THE DOUGH, FEEL THE PIEROGI IN YOUR HEART, TOUCH IT. LICK IT. SMELL IT.

beckyhop

Every time I see this post, I learn more about how different countries’ cuisines AND neuroses.

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Indian recipes: there are 500 cuisines and that means 500 versions of this dish that has 500 spices so gl

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ashki jewish recipes: no, no. no. more onion.

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internet recipes: here is a heartwarming story about my baby sister’s third birthday that i completely made up, and a copypaste from alton brown.

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Irish recipes:

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Argentine recipes: Be one with the meat, feel it in your heart, and avoid salad.

retrogamingblog

Instead of a helpline Nintendo now just tells you to google it

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6 months from now you can be in a completely different space, mentally, spiritually, & financially. Keep working & believing in yourself.

Alyssa. (via be-happy-and-enjoy-the-life)

do you ever get so annoyed at everything that you start to get pissed off at even little things like a spoon clinking against a bowl or sounds of people talking

alternativeblkgal

I think it’s called sensory overload. It’s really common in people with anxiety

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it can also be a result of sleep deprivation, stress, or ever dehydration !!

mightbeinsaneforever

thanks i thought i was just a bitch

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Congrats on Marriage Equality, Germany! Happy Pride Month! 🌈 💖💜💙

thequotejournals

A soulmate is someone who is willing to grow with you, who chooses to be with you until the end, and will love you through good and bad. It’s not about sunshine and laughter, it’s about mundane moments filled with unknowns.

T.B. LaBerge (via thequotejournals)

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I’m not fascinated by people who smile all the time. What I find interesting is the way people look when they are lost in thought, when their face becomes angry or serious, when they bite their lip, the way they glance, the way they look down when they walk, when they are alone and smoking a cigarette, when they smirk, the way they half smile, the way they try and hold back tears, the way when their face says they want to say something but can’t, the way they look at someone they want or love… I love the way people look when they do these things. It’s… beautiful.

Clemence Poésy (via wordsnquotes)