Ok so I love Shang Qinghua and I am going to talk about the au in my mind. The ALIEN AU IN MY MIND?!?!
My pfp is my version/drawing of alien sqh. ANYWAY THE PLOT: basically the fanfic — will she get written??! Idk… I hope so I mean idk who’d read the silly thin but god I love i LOVE AJAHAKAJAKAJAJ — is sqh, an alien from a planet that isn’t earth has a fascination with humans and earth and basically writes fanfiction about them which is where PIDW comes into play in this world. It’s very much just romance and papapa fanfiction in a human setting (it takes place in an office rather than the magical world in canon PIDW) with a huge helping of drama and lust and whatever humans do.
Sqh is obsessed with humans.. so much so he sneaks around and somehow finds himself inside of an old space shuttle and ejects himself to earth illegally. Eventually his home planet and the officials on it will try and get him back bc: wtf dude you’re not a human. Dude, you are literally green.
Sqh is delusional; he doesn’t care and he doesn’t think that far ahead. Thankfully when he gets to earth he’s not longer green, he’s just a guy with VIBRANT NEON GREEN HAIR. brother has a soft mullet as well. Something to keep in mind is that he does have antennae on top of his head, but no one really cares or thinks anything of it bc well he could just be a silly little gay with a silly little sense of fashion and some clip ons!!
OKAY. SO. The whole reason sqh wanted to go to earth was to study humans and learn about them. Maybe woo one— he doesn’t have high hopes ok he only thought about it BRIEFLY. SO, by some chance, sqh moves into an apartment! Where did he get the funds? Unimportant! (I haven’t gotten that far, shhhh!!!) Anywya, he moves in next to a very, strikingly, SEXY HOT HUMAN named Mobei Jun.
So… mbj… Is not a human. Bro is a vampire. He wants to find a human lover that he can turn and have for eternity so he doesn’t get lonely. He’s recently started putting himself out there, too! He’s mega autistic and has trouble with emotions, and honestly he hasn’t really found anyone… until a cute lil’ baddie moves in next to him.
Basically, they both think the other is human. Sqh is not even considering dating bc he doesn’t feel worthy and thinks that MBJ is just tolerating him, and MBJ is like… “I just wanna hold his hand, maybe even fuck him over the counter-“
Sqh is oblivious. Sqh is learning about mbj and putting it in his human research journal he brought from his planet. He’s learned very inaccurate and subjective information:
“ All humans don’t need to eat that much! Humans are very quiet all the time. Humans are bad at expressing themselves. Humans are hot! Humans have fangs :) !! ”
He doesn’t really, uh, think too much about what he puts in there. All the writings are very blanket statements which he doesn’t go further into depth with…. He’s trying his best…! But honestly baby is too distracted by his busty friend (he thinks—HOPES TO FUCKING GOD—they’re friends) being… there. Existing.
It follows silly shenanigans where they are both so awkward. Miscommunication happens a lot, but they make up. It’s just… these two haunt my brain. I call it the Vampy MBJ x Alien SQH au. I’ll probably post some art on them soon!!
They consume me, what can I say…