burn.

AYO FUCKERZZZZ GUESS WHO STOLE HER DAD'S COMPUTER

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

WASSSSUP FUCKERZZZZZZZZZZ

OH YEAH I BET YOU THOUGHT SILVER BOXLEITNER WASN'T ABOUT TO MAKE A BLOG BECUASE A BUNCH OF OTHER PEOPLE IN THIS GOD FORSAKEN CITY HAVE TOO. BUT I DID IT ANYWAYS. *setsyouonfire*

don't tell my dad I stole his computer to make this account he's in prison rn

m*ss p*w*r dni

(OOC: profile picture is art by @holdthefuckupwhat)

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

jeff the killer and I broke up don't ask what happened

[penny-anna]

like many people have said this better than me but no it IS odd that we've come to think of potatoes as so quintessentially european that their presence in historical fantasy where they're anachronistic doesn't jar. and yes people are trying to have the trappings of post-colonial europe without engaging w the icky colonialism part and yes people are neglecting to imagine what a european cuisine without potatoes would be like.

[penny-anna]

im fully in favour of 'let people have fun w their fantasy world' but is considering how the potatoes got there in the absence of colonialism not a fun exercise? maybe every year the dragon riders go on a great transatlantic potato pilgrimage

[penny-anna]

perhaps a good way to sum up the issue here is:

if you put potatoes in your medieval european style fantasy world people will by and large not find it jarring and accept it as a normal fantasy trope

if you put, say, black people in your medieval european style fantasy world a whole demographic of people will get very angry and accuse you of breaking their immersion

this is in spite of the fact that black people were a lot more common in medieval europe than potatoes.

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

i have no arson scheduled the next few days sorry to disappoint y'all. im meeting up with Tobey to solve the fnaf lore and we have no idea how long it will take

[cobaltspartan]

fascinated by jeff the killer tbh. everyone in that creepypasta has generic white usamerican names (jeff, keith, barbara, billy, etc.) except for jeff the killer's doe eyed little brother liu. why is he liu. is liu chinese? it's okay if he's chinese. is jeff also chinese? has jeff the killer been chinese this whole time? am I a bad person?

[sailermoon]

I’m such a “yay <3” person like unironically a hip hip hooray type of personality

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

ARG!!!! I FINALLY GOR MY FUCKING BLOG BACK!!!!!! my father banned me from the computer after I used his credit card and ID to buy deltarune every fnaf game three bottles of wine limited edition pokemon cards and also smoked all his weed

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

People in this god forsaken city are so dramatic no I don't care that it was your family owened 100 year old business I burnt down literally deal with it you are not a special little snowflake exempt from my arsonist rampages

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

DRIVING IN MY CAR RIGHT AFTER A BEER HEY THAT BUMP IS SHAPED LIKE A DEER DUI HOW ABOUT YOU DIE I'LL GO A HUNDRED MILES AN HOUR LITTLE DO YOU KNOW I FILLED UP ON GAS IMMA GET YOUR FOUNTAIN MAKING ASS PULVERIZE THIS FUCK WITH MY BERGENTRUCK IT SEEMS YOU'RE OUTTA LUCK TRUCK!!!!!!!!!!!

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

They just added a new rule to the EVA saying a villain is only allowed to sing "Asgore Runs Over Dress with lyrics" out loud once per week because of me

[formidableboygenius]

Do you think you're qualified to give advice?

I would say so, yes

Is anyone interested?

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

extremely. Do tell

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

At my funeral I want them to play the entirety of Undertale the Musical before my coffin is lowered

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

I want Painted Smile by Madame Macabre to play at my wedding

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

The only rule of parties thrown by me is that you are not allowed to ask me to play any music other than Creature Feature, Blitzkid, and Madam Macabre

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

My favorite men, in no particular order:

Curtis Rx

Jeff the Killer

Sans

Asgore

Mettaton

Slenderman

Photo Negative Mickey Mouse

The feral insomnia demons from Russian Sleep Experiment

Spamton

Arvin Balk

Ben Drowned

Matrix from ReBoot 1994 seasons three and four

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

I have been told after spamming "GO TO SLEEP" in the villain discord server that this is my official last warning and if I pull something like this again I will be permabanned. I choose to associate with these people on a regular basis and yet they pull this shit on me, refusing to engage with my simply superior taste in media and reference/humor? Unbelievable.

[formidableboygenius]

Thoughts on wolves

They’re cool. I am an alpha, after all

[cheeseandashflavoredmilkshake]

If you're an alpha, I'm a cougar