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[magicratfingers]

did u know u could just draw bad and nothing happens did u know that

[junefiress]

i could do it i could bring star trek back from the brink of riverdaleisation and revive it with beautiful practical effects and meaningful political and philosophical questions and of course sick ass aliens but no one will give me the rights to the franchise because i have "zero writing or production experience" and "who even are you" and "how did you get past security". but i could do it.

[serenadeformice-deactivated2025]

Everyone loves me because I produce a thin slime that functions as a potent neurotoxin

[nic-the-rat]

LAST CHANCE TO GRAB YOUR SCREENSHOTS ITS FUCKING HAPPENING. REBLOG TO PROVE YOU WERE HERE!!! ITS HAPPENING!! EVERYBODY STAY CALM. STAY FUCKING CALM.

AHHHHHHHHHH.

[bestofphantwitter]

Link

[glitchedlaika]

[weirdsociology]

this "negative" review of guillermo del toro's upcoming frankenstein movie is everything to me

"The Mexican director has chosen to emphasise the romanticism at the expense of the horror. Elordi plays the creature as a misunderstood, James Dean-like outsider with Oedipal issues rather than as an agent of evil and chaos. Even if his face and torso are latticed with suitably grotesque scars, staples and stitches, he is not only the most sympathetic character in the movie but the best-looking one too. It’s left to Oscar Isaac to provide the real villainy as the brilliant but egomaniacal scientist, Victor Frankenstein..."

HELLO YES IT'S ME, MARY SHELLEY CALLING, JUST WANTED TO ASK IF YOU'VE EVER SEEN A GUILLERMO DEL TORO MOVIE OR... I DON'T KNOW... READ MY BOOK?

"The film lurches between scenes of lush romantic melodrama and moments of Grand Guignol bloodletting."

*bangs fists on table* SIGN! ME! THE! FUCK! UP!

[midnightmadwoman]

"You drink lemonade? Ugh. Enjoy your lemon-water-sugar concoction, idiot."

Thank you, I will. It's why I ordered the lemonade.

[krafterwrites]

[anotherknifeinmyhands]

[sirmanmister]

THE LICE ONE IS MAKING ME FUCKING CRY OH MY GOD

[cheese-grater-terminator-deacti]

[burntoutandproud]

BUT WAIT THERE’S MORE

[naamahdarling]

[magilament]

fucking jumpscared by dragon age 2 on CW SUPERNATURAL

[magilament]

guest star varric tethras or something. Whatever

[rocketbirdie]

get him out of my head

[mylibrasquartz]

everyone's favorite rivaini

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[cybergirl2006]

[northernolddragon]

[wolfsong-the-bloody-beast]

[podcastwizard]

my most toxic trait is i fucking love work gossip. i play neutral not to be the bigger person or take the high road but to hear slander and hearsay from every side. two coworkers complained about each other to me in the same afternoon and i nearly blacked out from the rush

[rabiesofficial]

[rapidhighway]

getting big 45 minute vibes from this 15 minute recipe