CHEEKECAKEMADI

Woo Woo Woo, Let's Go!

[wheeloffortune-design]

"you're not man enough, not feminine enough"

so gender is something we can fail?

that means gender is not genetic and absolute and unchangeable

but something we can build and perform, and fail at (the standards they set) but also redefine?

if i can fail at being a woman, does that mean i'm not a woman? so does that make me another gender?

[wheeloffortune-design]

i agonized for 15 minutes about the wording of my post and you manage to simplify it with a perfect mean girls reference

[depsidase]

[eggsdoodz]

yeah i suppose

[revenantghost]

[cry-ptidd]

Quincey motivating the group on their way to Transylvania

[iamnmbr3]

Remember the bit in the book that's like -

Jonathan Harker: The only good vampire is a staked vampire.

Mina: I got bitten. I'm turning into a vampire.

Jonathan: No. We're turning into a vampire. Satan here we come.

[nik-of-timee]

I wish jonathan harker a very pleasant and normal business trip

[starkidlabs]

Dracula and Jonathan’s Tango - from The Polish National Opera production of ‘Dracula’.

With Choreography by Krzysztof Pastor and Music by Wojciech Kilar.

[moodsandtenses]

There's something hilarious about how so much subsequent media has positioned Vampires and Werewolves as, like, binary opposite entities, and then you read Dracula (1897) and realize that wolves are that guy's preferred solution to every problem. You'd say something to Dracula about "ah yes, werewolves, vampires' great eternal enemies," and he'd just be like "you mean my subcontractors?"

[sparrowhavvk]

the thing that makes me giggle about edmond dantes is that he is completely and hilariously committed to the bit. Like when danglars comes to him after losing 70,000 francs edmond:

- makes him wait

- walks in dressed as the abbe busoni

- walks out

- Then walks back in again as the count of monte cristo

- apologises for making danglars wait, as he was sooo busy

[rathayibacter]

that pistachio completely sealed in its shell is scared and alone, like a miner trapped by rubble. you need to free it by any means necessary. get the gun from your dad's cabinet

[milfsisyphus]

grug hate two factor authentication. first grug have to remember password. then grug have to point out which cave painting has birds. now they want grug to hunt and gather new thing called numbers. grug won’t do it grug miss the bird paintings grug was getting pretty good at birds.

[too-fangirl-to-fuction]

only letting queer roles be played by queer actors: broke, forces people to out themselves or be consumed by the mob, boring, forces queer actors to be put in tiny boxes, risk of compounding trauma

only letting homophobes be played by queer actors: hilarious, campy, nuanced, a serve

[louisdopaodelo]

my boyfriend just asked me for a "review" of The Count of Monte Cristo and i had to send him this as a warning

[ur-daily-inspiration]

Another pair of glasses 🕶️🤍 By @lifeonthe_ranch_

[sexy-people-contests-2026]

Tumblr Sexywoman Contest 2025 Final Round

Morticia Addams

Miss Piggy

Voting ended onApr 29, 2025

[tanoraqui]

I have never in my life experienced more real “why must we pit two bad bitches against one another?”

[toxifoxx]

i hate when you google a word and some fucking company comes up instead. Do you think you are more important than the english dictionary you piece of shit corporation