before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls
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before there were blorbos there were little meow meows and before there were little meow meows there were cinnamon rolls
scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast
"what that's just a picture of a fla-" *see the guy sitting on it* "OH FUCK OFF."
one american thing that confuses me are college application letters. why do you need to write yourself a tragic backstory to go to university, don't you have standardized exams? who's reading through all these bad high schooler essays?
as opposed to someone's essay they wrote when they were 16, which is a permanent immutable window to their soul,
It's a humiliation ritual, like everything else.
When radiologists take a selfie
Wait I’ve seen this
Writing tips:
“You feel the bulge in his pants” - implies that you are feeling some guy’s penis, may be sexy depending on context
“You feel the bugle in his pants” - implies that this guy has a military horn in his pants, invites confusing questions like why does he have that and how big are his pockets
Both options convey that he's horny
How dare you be funnier than me on my own post
"it's just stress" oh thank god, it's just the silent killer that slowly kills you, perfectly harmless, no need to worry
“Things just went wrong too many times.”
— Suicide note of Tony Hancock (1924-1968).
He's prostrating himself before the Eucharist, in case you're wondering. Or possibly planking.
@apocrypals
Hi, pope expert here. This isn’t funny — popes only do this when they’re in extreme distress
We're all in extreme distress, he's not special.
get in loser we’re gonna try again despite it all
hey wanna hear a joke
well too bad someone on tumblr might take it seriously
Ha ha
The face of a broken man
hello darkness my old friend
Guys
I WANT TO DIE
H E L L O D A R K N E S S M Y O L D F R I E N D
S O U N D O F S I L E N C E I N T E N S I F I E S
S I L E N C E L I K E A C A N C E R G R O W S
IM JUST A SUCKER FOR PAIN
This is the epitome of tumblr
This post has taken so many lives
PEOPLE HEARING WITHOUT LISTENING, PEOPLE TALKING WITHOUT SPEAKING!~
@r4cs0
Where did yall dig this one out of
oh artisanal. Wow that is bad kerning.
(bravely) I think body parts should only hurt if something is wrong.
And that something should be fixable
Ideally with a warm bath and a good night's sleep
something something extremely sexy when magic users resort to physical violence. yeah i have the power of god and anime on my side but i also have THESE HANDS. i cast Punch You In The Face. i take my magic staff through which i channel the vast energies of the elements and the cosmos and i cast Severe Concussion And Skull Fracture. casting time for xenoglossy too long, chose the quicker route of Stab You In The Throat.
i actually had a specific hypothetical in mind when i made this post but shoutout to everyone tagging it with some variation of "gandalf when he cracks denethor in the face" because you're so right