I don't even like cheetos

22. Southern California. Egalitarian. I post things that make me giggle and puns are my lifeblood. Straight if that even matters????? I like tattoos, Tchaikovsky, people who aren't little bitches, Lost, and making potato faces (don't worry, I put trigger warnings for those). Formerly lifeisrhythm Tags users online

[cheetosofficial]

QUESTION FOR Q AND A: HAVE YOU EVER EXPERIENCED A SHARKNADO

yES

[supagirl]

[cheetosofficial]

This gif seems like such a happy moment to anyone who doesn't watch the show

[tess-herondale]

You stayed my hand, quelled my rage, you inspired goodness in me, and unlike all of the souls I’ve encountered and forgotten in the long march of time, I will carry you with me. I guess that makes me immortal.

[cheetosofficial]

THIS SHOW BROKE ME TONIGHT

[cheetosofficial]

I’m excited for a year from now when people I’ve grown apart from and don’t talk to anymore happen to decide to check up on me only to find out I dropped everything to see the world

[thebluths]

LOOSE SEAL

[tastefullyoffensive]

[heckifiknowcomics]

[tastefullyoffensive]

by Heck If I Know

[cheetosofficial]

I‘ve wanted this tattoo since high school and now it’s finally on my body yaaas

[cheetosofficial]

Everyone my age is either in a relationship or trying to be in a relationship

And then there’s me, when everytime I start to get involved with someone I back out because I just really like being single

Or maybe I’m just too picky???

I’m too busy living life to be bogged down by a relationship sorry bro

[vinesnow]

deadly shark attack caught on camera - more vines

[devilsnose-deactivated20150112]

no man’s opinion on nicki minaj will ever fuckin matter

[draumboosky]

She made a song called anaconda that bashed the everloving fuck out of skinny people and then went on air promoting body positivity all while her ass is made of silicon implants which quite literally makes her a hypocrite and that’s not an opinion thats facts and gender doesn’t change that.

[ownnator-deactivated20150807]

Rekt/10

[spicy-lemon]

[cheetosofficial]

hackers in movies: *types really fast for 10 seconds* WE'RE IN

[hillaryrodhamsclinton-deactivat]

[infinitemarilynmonroe]

Marilyn Monroe and Donald O’Connor at the premiere of Call Me Madam.

[evacuate]

[nqthqn-blog]

ordering pizza

[so-super-fucking-fit-blog]

this is what i do everytime and then last time i did it i got a call from an old chinese man saying “i’m the only one working is it ok if i come”

he got a $20 tip