Arceus give me strength.

Professor in training. I guess

[chef-arven]

Guess I don't have a choice...

Hello Rotomblr, the name's Arven Turo-Sada.

"Wait are you-" The child of Professor Turo and Professor Sada? Yes. Now stop asking about that.

I am from Paldea, but I currently study at Kalos' interregional laboratory where I am stuck with the idiot that forced me to make this blog ( @hoplaventon) and our other friend Lillie!

What else can I put here... Uhm, I love cooking! And I'm trying to be less snappy so bare with me (except if you're being annoying on purpose).

I think it's worth mentioning I'm not gonna be as active as Hop? He's like chronically on his Rotom phone, most of the time it's to take notes but eh.

(ooc info under the cut)

main blog is @orphees-corner but follows/likes/asks comes from @orphees-reblog-corner . mod is a minor and uses he/him.

arven is a minor so absolutely no nsfw (light suggestive jokes are fine i guess).

this blog will contain: discussion of traumas and isolation. same as lillie's for some reasons? lol. other triggers can be added to the list and will be tagged as #cw (insert something).

basic dni, i will also block freely. otherwise everyone is allowed to interact! my arven tries to be patient but is not really good with words, he will pelipper mail you a sandwich though.

english is not my first language and i'm still actively learning. i speak french though.

the blog's tags are:

#arven speaks 🥪

#arven's mailbox 🐾

[chef-arven]

pees on your blog

☆ @hasta-la-vistar

Don't?? Do?? That??

[hasta-la-vistar]

hi, i'm penny. n-u student from galar (ew)

big veevee fan send me asks about veevees i can tell you so much about veevees i have like six

i like computers and stuff too

uh! i dont have much to say. i share a blog with a bunch of my friends (@paldeas-stars) and my friend mellie from that blog has her own one (@schedar-boss). my friends flo and juliana have their own blog (@paldeanfruits) and i THINK arven has a blog but i hate him so i dont care /SILLY

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tags;

#veevee power ✮ - textposts

#baby-doll eyes ✮ - asks

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ANYWAY hasta la vistar ☆!

HELLO NEIL(she/he) AGAIN. WHAT A SURPRISE BLEHHHH

both myself and pen-pen are minors so! no downright nsfw! suggestive jokes are chill though i think penny would think thats funny considering what she bes saying about the mcs mum right in front of them

ic anon hate is fun thumbs up but be nice to me

thanks for saying that youre more chill with talking to people online horrible smelly pokémas penny i dont have to write her like shes about to shit herself whenever she talks to someone new

ANYWAY GOOBYE

[chef-arven]

I wonder if you can get me into Area Zero…

For scientific purposes, of course. I need to redeem myself for my boss after the whole ‘wanting to marry AZ’ situation.

Eh. I mean, I probably could. I got the connection and stuff

But... Not really a big fan of that idea. Letting people go there, I mean

[hoplaventon]

Has arven ever made a sword sandwich?

NO?? BECAUSE THAT'S NOT POSSIBLE.

[chef-arven]

Bet

[chef-arven]

Being Kalosian is already a crime, you can't just add whatever this culinary abomination is to the list???

[hoplaventon]

Oye... why did you go back to Kalos I'm in Unova asshole

side eye... dont call me an asshole...

i was in unova to study in bba for a tiny bit! you weren't going to see me because. the school is in the middle of the ocean >_>

COME BACK TO KALOS NOW

[sol-y-yam]

Bweghh i dont mean it 💔

But I CANT COME BACJ TO KALOS I HAVE TO SLAY TWO DRAGONS TO APPEASE A TRICKSTER GOD

I would LOVE to come back to Kalos, BELIEVE ME, but FUCK!!!!

[hoplaventon]

i feel like bba made me miss an episode????

[sol-y-yam]

A couple episodes... i got a 3rd partner, got magically transported to Unova, watched Castelia City burn, nearly died again, got better, nearly died again, and uhh i'm chillin now... just got discharged from the hospital, spending my time with Dashi...

[hoplaventon]

what the fuck is happening in unova. man that's the third time it happens?? is plasma back??? i noticed that the staff in bba likes hiding stuff from students...

[sol-y-yam]

No no it's. the two dragon dudes they have here started rampaging, idk

I dont think it's to do with Plasma, this seems an entirely unrelated and uncontrolled catastrophe

[hoplaventon]

dragon dudes???? what

[sol-y-yam]

The like. black and white ones... they're legendaries i think

[hoplaventon]

wh.

ZEKROM AND RESHIRAM???!!?!????

[sol-y-yam]

Is that what they're called? Idk they're big, check the news babe I'm sure there's pictures and videos

[hoplaventon]

SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU SHAKING YOU SHAKING

[sol-y-yam]

What did i do... am i on the news.. are me and dashi on the news

[hoplaventon]

YOURE TALKING ABOUT THEM LIKE IT'S JUST ANOTHER MONDAY–

ZEKROM AND RESHIRAM. FOR THE THIRD TIME.

[sol-y-yam]

I mean... i dunno. I'm in too much pain to really give a damn

[hoplaventon]

shaking you.

[sol-y-yam]

Stop doing that you're gonna re-dislocate my shoulder

[hoplaventon]

SHAKING YOU

[sol-y-yam]

Owowowowowowowowowowowowowow

[hoplaventon]

im gonna throw you around

[sol-y-yam]

Throwing me? Poor disabled Sol? A disabled queer woman? For why?? Why hurt me?

[hoplaventon]

im a disabled queer guy the card doesn't work on me!

[sol-y-yam]

You're disabled?

[hoplaventon]

im scoliosis posting so often how do you not know this??😭

and theres. whatever the darkest day caused on my body.

[sol-y-yam]

Must've just missed it, whoops... you would hit a girl Hop??? You would bully a girl!!???

[hoplaventon]

im for gender equality so, yes!

[sol-y-yam]

Dang... que grosero...

[hoplaventon]

HEY. SO ARVEN ACTUALLY CAN BE NICE TO ME SOMETIMES AND PLAY TRANSLATOR

WATCH YOUR TONGUE

[chef-arven]

[chef-arven]

Hop is weirdly obsessed with finding meaning in everything

[hoplaventon]

wgat. what do you mean by this

[chef-arven]

[chef-arven]

Hop is weirdly obsessed with finding meaning in everything

[chef-arven]

Hi Arven..! Long time no see!

Oh, hello Kieran! Didn't know you had Rotomblr

[chef-arven]

Juliana here! Do you have any Klawf sticks left, Arven? I need them for my sandwiches!

Hello, Juli'!

I think I do?? Let me check, and if I do, I'll pelipper 'em to you

[hoplaventon]

fighting with arven is like a morning ritual . <3

[chef-arven]

Fuck off

[chef-arven]

Nemona already have Scream Tail for her Sygna suit so are you gonna gets your own Paradox mon for your Sygna suit? Maybe a Brute Bonnet?

Wha– What does that even mean?! I don't want a paradox Pokémon! What even is a Sygna Suit?!

[chef-arven]

...hey Arven.

Hope you're doing well.

Hello?

I am doing well, thanks for asking

What about you?

[chef-arven]

How it feels to be the only one who didn't block emo boy so Hop steals my fucking phone to get updates

[chef-arven]

Anyways

Anyone wanna share their fav recipe? I wanna try new stuff

[chef-arven]

Holy shit I'm the only one who's single now

That's a win to me TBH

[chef-arven]

Aged like milk huh