[sexygrammaticalerrors]

[wowwforever]

if you told vin diesel fast and the furious you were gay he'd be like "Some people like driving stick…some people like driving automatic…what matters is you cross the finish line.." and then he'd rev up a dodge challenger and drive through a building and kill 16 people

[boogerwookiesugarcookie]

he literally did in the fourth one when he's asked if he likes cars more than women

[explorerrowan]

If you asked if he was cool with trans people, he'd probably say "sometimes, aftermarket parts are the only way to get the vehicle you really want. Everyone should have the right to hot rod."

[orcboxer]

[busket]

important that you never forgive ice agents, ever. even years after all this is over (and I do believe we will make it out on the other side, alive and for the better,) they live in shame and disgrace forever. no excuses, no forgiveness. they ruined their own lives when they decided that human freedom and liberty was an acceptable sacrifice for a paycheck

[brightlotusmoon]

[assumptionprime]

[iliacobserva-deactivated2023103]

my tits are too pretty for this. for all these agonies.

[violentdevotion]

someone in the UK threw eggs at Charles and was arrested and has been banned from openly carrying eggs in public and has since been sent death threats but their statement on the matter was so fucking good

[0jamajos]

also let's take a moment to appreciate the picture of this man being arrested

[humanoidchaos]

🥚❤

[fez-ryan]

"So my bail conditions were, between my arrest and my trial, were that I wasn't allowed to carry eggs in public." host laughs "Yeah, I know, and so that is in itself like so absurd that it's like right" Host: "I gotta know, is there like a provision for if you're going home from the store? Or are you just, are you just egg-less?" "So the copper who was literally just like making this up at the station says like 'Ok, so your bail condition is: you're not allowed within 500 meters of the king; you're not allowed to carry eggs in public' and then he goes like 'ah actually, like, what 'appens if he wants to buy some eggs?' Ok, so they changed it so it's like, 'You're allowed to carry eggs as long as you're going home from the shops and you've got the receipt" host laughs "And I think, that was more viral than me actually doing it, you know what I mean like, people were like, that's Britain for you, have you got a license for those eggs"

-"The Man Who Egged King Charles", It Could Happen Here, May 18 2023

[haredjarris]

how it feels

[rotzaprachim]

“hallelujah” by leonard cohen being played as an easter and christmas song, “zombie” by the cranberries” being played as a halloween song, and “born in the U.S.A.” by bruce springsteen being played as a Fourth of July/generic us patriotism song have got to be a special trifecta of the most no-listening-comprehension musical moments that happen on seasonal playlists every single year 

[amrv-5]

Does anyone know what to do about the temperature and also the prices

[nightonblogmountain]

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[themanwhooncedweltinavault]

[probuccalfat]

some of you are perfectly fine people but you need to develop self esteem and distress tolerance so bad how are you ugly and having the worst day of your life every day

[probuccalfat]

people sent me death threats for this one

[evilllica]

It’s laundry time

[thelambliesdown1974]

everyone on the block hates me because I have to take my pet loose sheet of aluminum siding on a walk every day at 3am

[wolvesintheflowers-deactivated2]

I laughed to hard at this fucking thing.

[nattousan]

[creatingblackcharacters]

"One person who was particularly concerned was Princeton psychology professor Carl Brigham... After the war, Brigham joined Princeton and became more heavily involved in the eugenics movement, even sitting on the Eugenics Advisory Council. He used his testing on soldiers to justify his calls for anti-immigration and racial segregation to preserve the intelligence of "European national groups". In 1923 Brigham published his landmark book, A Study of American Intelligence, in which he warned society of the dangers of rising racial and ethnic diversity.

Brigham's book was used to justify everything from anti-immigration to forced sterilization of people deemed "unfit" to procreate: "The decline of American intelligence will be more rapid than the decline of the intelligence of European national groups, owing to the presence here of the negro. These are the plain, if somewhat ugly, facts that our study shows..."

...The book was highly influential in American society and academia, and shortly after, Brigham was asked by the College Board to help develop a new test to screen college applicants for academic ability: the Scholastic Aptitude Test, or SAT.

...But by 1930, Brigham had rejected his own eugenics-based tests... He wrote a refutation of his earlier army research in a paper titled "Intelligence Fears of Immigrant Groups" and later denounced the SAT rests that he had based on that research, but by then it was too late. The SAT persists as the primary test of student readiness used by colleges and universities throughout the United States."

Chapter 3- Mediocre, Ijeoma Oluo

*Huh. It's almost like the racism we commit 7 years in the past can still have a damaging effect regardless of our opinions in the present. Interesting. But don't mind me.

[parkchanwoohoo]

[scramratz]

A big issue with online queer discourse is you never know what queer level your opponent is. You could be arguing about he/him lesbians with someone who thinks men can’t be bisexual