Stuff & Things

Just a chef living in northern Wisconsin

[hotvampireadjacent]

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[tiny-plant-daddy]

Ok so here I got awful hair, a bit of a belly, had a shaving mishap so I have no beard and then I went and trimmed all my body hair.

But I’m happier than ever

[mynewplaidpants2]

[katyashandwriting]

Katya, age 8, penmanship prodigy

[chickrockguy]

Some yoga time. <3

[guerrillatech]

[kristina100000]

How do i top my boyfriend?? I dont know how ill see him that way, i haven't done it with him before

ill do it. since you are so fucking complicated

[canadiangeekgirl]

😂😂😂

[i-dont-use-my-main-anymore]

Ya gotta read the WHOLE thing.

[killerrk]

[i-vant-ze-cake]

[sharlatan-ka]

Breast Augmentation Dot Com

[abercrombee]

I let my boyfriend cum inside me and he does drugs . Does this mean I have drugs in my system? I have a drug test coming up at work ?!!!?!!?

do i LOOK like a scientist to you?? just hold your L and go

[dont-count-on-me]

So I looked it up……lmao

[abercrombee]

i’m the crackhead boyfriend

[h-isforhome-deactivated20261708]

scream

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

So I’ve got a projector set up in my living room against the wall and I’m about 5 seconds away from setting up my laptop to watch some life sized porn

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I love being an adult

[amazing-world-of-gumball-deacti]

[spicy-vaginal-tacos]

I love this

[guerrillatech]

[dicksandudes]