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@chefchloeb
“She’s not the kind of girl you choose your battles for. She’s the kind of girl you fight to the death for.”
— Colleen Hoover
Chloe Bridges as Roxy Buckley in Insatiable (Winners Win. Period.)
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oscariz·:
The true test would be the hat, but alas. Don’t worry, I’ve got it — if my tactics of intimidation don’t work, then at least I’ll still have my charm to disarm ‘em. That works on the ladies too, though funnily enough, none are really lining up, you know? So you may just have found yourself an out.
You’re going to charm all the creepy men? You know, I’d believe you could do that. You’re pretty charming. Either that or their toxic masculinity will make them wildly uncomfortable and they’ll leave. No one is lining up? Now, that, I find hard to believe.
k-atelyntarver:
That is very true and if they forget that again I sure as hell won’t mind giving them all the reminder.
Ohhh, I love when my baby gets feisty.
oscariz·:
You ever seen Ratatouille? Not that I need a rat to do my cooking for me, but I’ll ride up in skates, let ‘em know chef’s got a kitchen to run. That, or you could send the other guy. What are the rest of us for if not to be bossed around a little?
Oh, wow. It has been a long time since I’ve seen that movie. I should check it out again. Though, I’m not sure if I could fit in your hand, truthfully. I appreciate the sentiment though. I would forever appreciate if you could deal with the creep and I’ll return the favor if you have any ladies that won’t take a hint.
emmaxroberts:
Some people are just uncable to put their mind and think ‘hey what if the chef is extremely busy these days?’ – Also, funny of them to assume they could have a chance with you.
Or like maybe don’t corner a lady while she’s working and has to be nice to you? Unlucky for them, I don’t follow the whole customer is always right thing. Right? Thank you for recognizing that.
k-atelyntarver:
It’s your own fault for being so sexy. But if that happens again, I will thrown hands for you, babe. People are gross, I am sorry you had to put up with it.
Thanks, babe. You know I can’t control that. They should at least recognize that I’m way out of their league and have access to a lot of knives.
oscariz·:
You could always send me out to be the messenger next time. I could play bouncer.
They usually end up getting mad if I send someone else out, but eh, what do I care. If you’d do that for me, you’d be my hero.
I had someone call me out of the kitchen to give their compliments to the chef, which is fine, but they proceeded to try and give me their number. I’m the head chef of a top restaurant during the holidays, maybe don’t use time when someone is obviously working to try and ask someone out.
Chloe Bridges
no place I’d rather be than with you
@chefchloeb
What is their lockscreen?
A photo of her and Katelyn from a photobooth @k-atelyntarver
What is their background?
Fresh Strawberries
What is their main ringtone?
Finally // beautiful stranger - Halsey
Top 3 most used apps?
Instagram, Snapchat, Food Blog
Last 5 text messages sent?
[text to Katelyn]: I will make you food anytime, babe. [text to Adam]: Pick up your mess >( @callingadam [text to Sarah]: Love you, babe. @sarah-jhyland [text to Emma]: Remember me? @emmaxroberts [text to Ex]: I’m happy now. Don’t contact me again.
Last 3 phone calls? (incoming or outgoing)
Katelyn, Adam, Food Supplier
chefchloe: this is what I've been dealing with having Adam as my roommate.
Chloe in 2010
girls who are in love with girls? *french kiss* that’s art
Chefchloe: can't be sad if you dont think about it, right? (☞゚∀゚)☞