chelseyandchickenhellyeah

~Chelsey I do what I want. 15 years old Softball is my sport. *insert emotional, sappy, meaningful, basic white girl quote*

[chelseyandchickenhellyeah]

if bad dancing is a skill its my specialty

[quitespecial]

[chelseyandchickenhellyeah]

115% sure this is a woman's shirt.

the fact i was right and his mom has the same shirt

[ladymacmeth]

the sound of high heels on the pavement as you walk is the ultimate power trip, like you could be buying milk or on your way to assassinate someone

[apparentlyevil-deactivated20150]

or you could be crippling yourself to uphold a patriarchal beauty standard

[laughbitches]

Or have you ever thought THAT MAYBE SOME GIRLS FUCKING LIKE HEELS

[chelseyandchickenhellyeah]

well shit. that is an option

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[meanhandsinc-deactivated2022030]

literally me

[chelseyandchickenhellyeah]

MISSING SINCE BIRTH: my attractiveness

[chelseyandchickenhellyeah]

I'm upset because the pizza guy was like 7 feet tall and beautiful and I can't have him because well look at me

[chelseyandchickenhellyeah]

WHAT MAKES YOU FEEL BETTER WHEN YOU ARE IN A BAD MOOD?

CHICKEN THAT'S WHAT.

[chelseyandchickenhellyeah]

you're the type of person I wish there was a muzzle for

[addict2fashion]

[scrapscallion]

Manicures for posh cyborgs: for stabbing your extensible fingers through your enemies’ throats without dropping your martini.

[awkward-elevator]

[through-diamond-eyes]

[biinarykid]

the last two im crying omg

[darkjez-blog]

omg dead

[chelseyandchickenhellyeah]

#not even

[skylerlamberts]

[fallontonight]

In honor of Harry Potter turning 33 yesterday, Simon Pegg as Drunk Ron Weasley