What did you expect?

Fashionably uncool. 25. Chelsea. She/her. I write things and my mom says I wear too much black.

[chelsopotomus-blog]

Is 'this book is making me super paranoid' an acceptable reason to not do my homework?

[hydro-homies]

First world parents

[anangstyblackgirl]

just a friendly reminder: FRIENDSHIPS ARE RELATIONSHIPS, TOO.

friends can be emotionally abusive.

friends can be physically abusive.

friends can disappoint you.

friends can lie to you.

friends can make you wonder if they found someone better than you.

friends can be manipulative.

friends can give you severe trust issues.

friends can dump you.

friends can be jealous that other people want to be friends with you.

friends can argue over the same issue repeatedly because someone’s needs aren’t being met.

friends can hurt you.

friends can judge you.

friends can ghost you.

friends can damage your self esteem.

there does not have to be a romantic undertone. we put so much weight on romantic relationships that we forget how important friendships are. romance does not automatically give your relationship more validity. treat them the same.

[curiouser-and-curiouser-fics]

OH LOOK ALL OF THESE HAVE BEEN DONE TO ME BEFORE

[lilchaoswitch]

Oof

Recently I’ve started to weed out the abusive friends, and let me fucking tell you is it awesome. It can feel lonely at times, but I’d rather be alone than constantly abused and taken advantage of

[falsehobbitquotes]

[Building Erebor's barricade]

[falsehobbitquotes]

Dwalin: Are you going to help, or are you too pretty?

Thorin: [deep sigh]

Thorin: I'm too pretty.

[angedemystere]

Bilbo: I don’t want to do things. I want to not do things.

[papalseagull-deactivated2020082]

Big mood

[falsehobbitquotes]

Kili, to Bilbo: OMG i LOVE your house it's like SO CUTE

Fili, under his breath: Can you like, tone it down?

[falsehobbitquotes]

Tauriel: I’m going to give this guy a piece of my mind. He made Kili cry!

Fili: Kili always cries.

Kili, bursting into tears: Oh, I do not!

[falsehobbitquotes]

[They lose the “last” light of Autumn]

Kili: Okay, guys. I say we make camp, get a good night’s sleep, and come back refreshed in the morning.

Thorin: …I feel like you always understand about 20% of what’s going on.

[falsehobbitquotes]

Fili: We are in Erebor, the very heart of the dwarven kingdoms. Kili, put your trousers on!

[tolkien-shitposting]

[textsfromthehobbit]

[textsfromhouseofdurin]

the impression was almost too convincing

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Bilbo: *annoyed at Gandalf* Do you know what I had to cancel to come on this adventure with you?

The company: *gasps in shock, watching the argument*

Bilbo:

Gandalf:

Bilbo: Nothing. I had no plans.

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Kili, randomly one night: Do fish feel wet all the time?

Tauriel: I’m trying to sleep!

Kili: Sorry, sorry.

Tauriel, one minute later: Oh my god, do they?

Kili: I know, right?

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Fili: Name one mean thing I’ve ever said or done to you.

Kili: You convinced me that eggs weren’t real.

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Fili: How dumb do they think we are?

Kili: Sometimes Tauriel leaves me pictures of food instead of a shopping list.

[modernincorrectlotrhobbit]

Fili: The chances of a relationship between Tauriel and yourself are not promising. You two are of a completely different caliber.

Kili: Fili, just because she isn’t a dwarf doesn’t mean she’s not important.

Fili: The higher caliber I was referring to, Kili, was hers.