Good luck with that

Personal/multifandom blog of im-not-a-what

[angedemystere]

Oh boy ... I've just let myself fly down the D&D rabbit hole these past 2 weeks.

I've been super distracted learning and building characters and I haven't actually joined a campaign. There's a local business where they sometimes host campaigns for beginners but nothing is scheduled in the near future. So I'm just getting more and more sucked into lore and brainstorming and not being very productive with other stuff :P

With that said ... now I'm wondering what D&D classes characters from The Chosen would fit into

[tomicscomics]

07/10/2026

So our sower sows so-so. So what?

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JOKE-OGRAPHY:

In this Bible story (Matthew 13), a crowd gathers to hear Jesus teach, so He tells them a bunch of parables about the Good News and the Kingdom of God. He says He's teaching in parables because their hidden meanings will reveal themselves to those who are ready to hear, but conceal themselves from those who are not. In the first parable He tells, a sower (someone who plants seed) is sowing seed in fertile soil, but he's tossing seed so generously that some also lands on ground that's not ideal for planting -- places where it'll be eaten by birds, or unable to grow deep roots, or choked by thorns. When Jesus explains the parable later, He says the seed represents the Word of the Kingdom of God; the fertile soil represents souls ready to hear it, take it in, and put it into practice; and the other soils represent souls who are in some way deficient in their reception or dedication to the Word.

In this cartoon, Jesus tells the parable, which is somewhat summarized for the sake of flow. A man in the crowd listens and is confused by the sower's over-abundant sowing because, despite the fact that some of the seed lands on fertile soil, he's also wasting some on soil that won't properly receive it. Of course, with the knowledge of the meaning BEHIND the parable, we realize that the man is, without realizing, critiquing the real sower (Jesus) for wasting seed (the Word of the Kingdom through His teachings) on soil that won't properly receive it (the man, himself). It's terribly ironic, and that makes it funny. Do not question me.

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[sarostheghostcat]

MOON DAY MOON DAY MOON DAY

[wafflebloggies]

moon day is 20th July!!!

[silly-jellyghoty]

Scheduling this a day earlier to remind you all and myself about the Moon Day tomorow!

[sashaforthewin]

Happy moon day to all who celebrate

[kitsuneofthemist]

This is your reminder to prep for Moon Day on July 20th.

[inkyrainstorms]

MOON DAY MONDAY THIS MONTH NOT A DRILL!!!!!

[angedemystere]

Not that he'll ever see this, but happy birthday, Jonathan Roumie 🥰

[bareniabirkin]

😟😳😳😳

[squadron-of-damned]

#idk what this means or if i do this but ig i'll just hold my phone with my pinky stuck out from now on?? 

Good question, also no that won’t help.

shitty MS Paint 3 minutes doodle, nto entirely accurate: When you have your pinky hooked on the “bottom” edge of the phone for the extra security so it doesn’t slide out of your hand that easily, you’re wreaking damage on your hand, since the pinky is extremely askew from it’s resting position. You might have noticed that when you hold your phone like that for long time it begins to hurt, like when you are gripping a pen too tightly for example.

Green lines - the fingers are going their natural way. Red line - the pinky is way off, that’s bad.

[theclockworkjudas]

Me: Oh, good thing I never-

Me, looking down at hand: By talos this can't be happening

[h4nds4ndwich]

oh thats why my hadns have started to always be in pain ok

[unconvenchinal-charm-reactivated]

The FIRST thing the devil did in the Bible was say “wow I can’t believe God would say something so unreasonable” and God did absolutely not say that.

It’s LITERALLY the oldest trick in The Book™️

And so many people are still falling for it.

[milkygastrobones]

[abcmuushroom]

the chosen as tweets- again!

[c4lled]

Peter turned and saw that the disciple whom Jesus loved was following them. This is the disciple who testifies to these things and who wrote them down. We know that his testimony is true.

John 21:20 & 24, NIV

[voiceforjesus]

[corrucyst]

dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

[angedemystere]

Just saw the leaked season 6 teaser .... I wanna throw up 😭

[angedemystere]

Another one of those days of asking myself, "Am I smart enough to know when I do dumb things, or am I just dumb?"

[burkiningalerisi-deactivated202]

[redscharlach]

I feel you, Artoo.

[redscharlach]

May the 4th be with you, tired people of the universe.

[angedemystere]

I've been thinking back on Sue Monk Kidd's The Book of Longings lately and finding myself getting more and more annoyed by it. Now I might need to reread it to make sure I'm remembering it correctly. It's not the whole book but rather how it handles certain elements that could have been done WAY better. If I get to it, I might end up writing a full review. I know it has its fans and its haters, so feel free to share your thoughts on it.

[fartofarf-deactivated20260709]

Happy Easter everyone! 🕊

Finished this just in a nick of time 🌿

[austerity-audacity-asceticism]

1 Corinthians 15:55-57

Saint Francis of Assisi in His Tomb by Francisco de Zurbarán (1630 – 1634) // The Incredulity of Saint Thomas-Caravaggio (1601-2) // Peace II, George Grosz (1946) // Created near Cologne, Germany, ca. 1540-2, and photo taken on 2008-07-17 // Pietà by William Adolphe Bouguereau (La Rochelle 1825-1905) // Pope Leo XIV leads the Way of the Cross at the Colosseum in Rome April 3, 2026 // High School Youth On-Campus Conference 4

[jellybeandrawsthings]

tis the season