Ass-inine

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Ted, you bonehead~~~~~~~~~~~~

[mepha-stop-it-please]

my only opinion of this character

[capricornluna-deactivated201810]

this blog hates donald trump

[blows]

trying to play hard to get while being hard to want

[thenathanzed]

[onlytwitterpics]

[kimreesesdaughter]

My child: Who became President after Obama?

Me:

[trauma-rat]

Life is one big yeehaw and then you die

[gladiator1977]

“It is better to be hurt by the truth than comforted by a lie.”

— The Kite Runner

[odonianpoet]

[tylenold]

it’s not you’re* or your*. it’s all Mine. everything is Mine

[evaunit08]

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

[theradioghost]

when the times get rough and I lose sight of the goal i just. reread “the orange” by wendy cope again & remember. that’s where I’m going folks. sooner or later, whatever it takes.

[theradioghost]

At lunchtime I bought a huge orange— The size of it made us all laugh. I peeled it and shared it with Robert and Dave— They got quarters and I had a half.

And that orange, it made me so happy, As ordinary things often do Just lately. The shopping. A walk in the park. This is peace and contentment. It’s new.

The rest of the day was quite easy. I did all the jobs on my list And enjoyed them and had some time over. I love you. I’m glad I exist.

– “The Orange,” Wendy Cope

[r00]

Lesbian Poison Ivy Icons ♥

[caliscopic]

Think before you speak

[criptonizad-a]

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[lovelysuggestion]

don’t keep it all bottled in. i know you do that. it’s ok to let it out, so don’t forget to do it once in a while.

[spiderversse]

is this about farting or is it just me?

[batneko]

[im-alover]

Poop jokes are funny don't come for me.