snackologist

i called hotbabes.com and they said they’ve never heard of u??? gh @thotboysummers (i'm not really tyler)

[licensetocannibalize]

gay af for a man to be a surgeon. why your hands inside of another man?

[aflo]

oh you’re trying to save his life? because you love him?

[venus-stood-still-1999]

[chemicalfantasies]

i never know what i’m signing into on this dash

[chemicalfantasies]

hey hotties

[konoko]

[gorps]

i love online because of the sentences it allows me to say

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

Are you straight?

don’t insult me

[chemicalfantasies]

i’m back on the dash, blink if u think i’m cute

[chemicalfantasies]

anyone who notes my intro will be messaged at random soonish, be warned

[mysticbitz]

avan here. two photos have never captured my essence more than these do right here. i’m still trying to figure out the internet, send the instruction manual to: crpytosoniic

[chemicalfantasies]

i’m tyler, this is roxy and jack. you might recognize me from a) a movie called truth or dare, b) a leaked video on the internet, or c) trading handjobs with **** ***** on the first episode of a series about reptile aliens fucking people. or teen wolf i guess.

if you know me then you’ll know i’m intentionally annoying 98% of the time, if you don’t know me then you’ll soon figure it out, you’ve been warned. you can find me @ thotboysummers

[chemicalfantasies]

i don’t do normal intros it’s gonna be wild so strap in

[chemicalfantasies]

should i intro? let’s take a vote

[chemicalfantasies]

how are we today? what’s the vibe?

[chemicalfantasies]

hey friends

[chemicalfantasies]

unfollow please x

[chemicalfantasies]

unfollow please x