𝔩𝔦𝔞𝔟𝔦𝔩𝔦𝔱𝔶.

when i was younger i had a proper PLAN. keep myself naive, take advice from the MAN. but i turned 17 and i SAW in my head, he was BLOWING up the world with a ball point pen. then, i met a person, i think i fell in LOVE. a certain kind of love you can't find in DRUGS. but i fucked it up, needed ALONE time. it's like i KILLED myself, "i love you long time". mason taylor, 21 —- penned by ash

[chemiicalmace]

what names did your nan's five cats have?

honesty hour // closed

“about time for some real, actual questions… biscuit, pinecone, judy, st john, and pork pie. i quite liked pork pie. cried for days when he died.”

[chemiicalmace]

hottest male employee n hottest female employee go

honesty hour // open

“this shit is hard. why can’t we be askin’ things like what names did my nan’s five cats have? i mean, have you seen the place? it’s like everyone was hired for looks and no actual skill. but fine— rory and finn. neither one of ‘em are of this world, it’s actually unfair.”

[chemiicalmace]

Who's your favorite person to work with? Who is your least favorite person to work with? Why?

honesty hour // open

“it’s a good day when janey’s working the shop. i mean, i’m pretty much required to say she’s the favourite — who else brings me leftovers just ‘cause they think i’m inept? like, she’s right about that, and the pasta’s fuckin’ wicked. —but don’t even get me started on katie belle. i think i’ve gotta fear for my life every shift with her. if the place isn’t burned down first, a customer’s gonna give us a beatdown.”

[chemiicalmace]

you crushing on anyone m8??

honesty hour // open

“mmmm…. nah, not really. well— hm. maybe. not gonna lie, i’m deciding if it’s a crush or more like i’d rather crush his head in the cabinet. i’ll let ya’ know when i decide.”

[chemiicalmace]

have you got any siblings?

honesty hour // open

“it’s just me, myself, and i. i was me mum and dad’s perfect baby — what more could they want…? nah— i’m pretty sure when i came out screamin’, they decided ‘that’s enough of that. never again.’”

[chemiicalmace]

•.. 04/03

[chemiicalmace]

◜𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠﹔snapchat !

[chemiicalmace]

JINA.

JINA: oh sure, i was hoping for an existential crisis today JINA: fuck the beatles, marry rolling stones, kill led zep

MASON: WELL you made that seem easy MASON: john bonham is rollin in his grave right about now, but i gotta sacrifice em too. sorry, john. sorry to this man MASON: right let’s do this up a notch; green day, fall out boy, mcr... 😈

[chemiicalmace]

◜𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠﹔snapchat !

[chemiicalmace]

EAST.

EAST: bro, i dont even know what he looks like. i just know him from that maroon 5 song. EAST: yes??? of course i like things?? do i need to send you a list of things and music i like???

MASON: fuck not maroon 5 MASON: u kno, it’s kinda impressive you got wifi in that rock you live under 🤔 MASON: i mean, now that ya mention it... MASON: as far as i know, your two interests are adam levine and disgracing sir paul mccartney 🤷

[emerald-absol]

not to be nsfw but if a cute boy held my hand and cuddled me i think i would pass out

[tanricaimera]

[sebastiansxstans]

[chemiicalmace]

KATIE BELLE.

“ oh, ha ha, mason. i bet you were wishing for this all day. i messed up bad. i messed up real bad. arnie langford’s coming tomorrow and i guarantee this will be written up. i am so fired. “ katie belle stressed, talking nearly a mile a minute. taking a pause to catch her breath, she couldn’t help but stare at the innocent victim. their mess was a constant reminder of her massive mistake. closing her eyes and taking in a deep breath, she proceeded to let out a whimper and stomped her foot. opening her eyes after that small toddler meltdown, she decided to try her best to rectify the situation, if she even could at this point. “ how about i get you a towel and we’ll start this whole thing over ?? wouldn’t that be fun ?? “ she asked, plastering a smile on her face as she let out a nervous giggle. that fake smile turned to a frown when the pissed customer got up and walked out. “ thanks for choosing jukebox records !! come again !! “ she called out, turning back towards mason. “ well, on the bright side, at least they didn’t write something negative on the tip !! they didn’t leave a tip at all, but we’ll work on getting tips next time !! “

“actually, i was kinda wishing for somethin’ along the lines of tom hardy walkin’ through the door, but...” mason trailed off there with a shrug, finally recognizing his poor companion was too busy remedying her own situation to entertain his rambling on about celebrity crushes. he did feel bad. was he the perfect employee? the thought was laughable, and that’s not even counting his first proper shift when he managed to cover the entire floor in an inch of coffee grounds. “y’know what...?” it was a question that didn’t even require response. he was already finishing the enthusiastic thought by the time the door fell closed behind the fleeing customer. “you really did fuck up. but y’know what else? no one died.” clearly feeling quite satisfied with that oh-so wise advice, mason offered a broad grin and an arm tossed over the girl’s shoulders in support. “so like, i’d count that as a pretty good day, if ya’ ask me.”

[chemiicalmace]

◜𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠﹔snapchat !

[chemiicalmace]

EAST.

EAST: …considering i don’t like any of those bands EAST:…kill them all i guess??? next question?

MASON: fine– next question is... MASON: are you fuckin MAD?! MASON: mick jagger’s gonna be showin up as your sleep paralysis demon just for that MASON: next question – do you actually like anything??? b/c i have yet to see it really

[chemiicalmace]

◜𝐢𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠﹔snapchat !

MASON: ay here’s one for ya MASON: fuck, marry, kill... MASON: the stones, the beatles, led zep 🤔

[jukeboxjulian]

closed starter || julian x mason

[chemiicalmace]

JULIAN.

“You’re English, right? Maybe you can recommend a good tea for me. I always get Earl Grey, but I honestly don’t know what makes it different from other teas. It was just the first thing I got here and it was good so I stuck with it.”

Julian looked back over the counter and couldn’t help but smile as his eyes landed on Mason’s nails. For as long as Julian had known him, Mason had always had some sort of polish on his nails – sometimes bright, sometimes pink, sometimes black. It was one of the things he loved most about Mason – how he was so undeniably himself and always exuded an air of confidence.

“I like the nails, by the way,” Julian quipped, leaning over the counter to nod at Mason’s hands. “I tried painting my nieces’ nails the other day and it was a total wreck. I give props to anyone who can convincingly paint nails and not make it look like an elementary school art project.”

“nah, man— i’m from fuckin’ texas,” the male responded in jest, the impossibly wide smile plastered to his face proving there was no real animosity to his words. any task he had at hand was immediately forgotten. for now, his latest companion had the entirely of his attention as he abandoned washing blenders in favor of leaning onto the counter as though it were a podium to announce, “two words: yorkshire tea”.

“i know what you’re thinkin’,” mason continued on with wild hand gestures that matched the enthusiasm of his words and all, “‘what’s so special about black tea?’ but i swear it— on my life, you’re never gonna have anything better.” he ended his small tirade with his fingers neatly folded under his chin, but they were soon splayed out with model-like dramatics to showcase the alternating pink and purple manicure. “ya’ think so? i think it brings out the eyes.” the boyish grin that appeared on mason’s face was proud as he went so far to bat his lashes. “fuck perfection, i like elementary school art projects —but if ya’ ever needed practice, just sayin’, teal would suit you.”

[twisted-doctor]

listen up BOYS    paint your nails

[tenderkweer]

What is your gender?

⭕️ Boy

⭕️ Girl

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