Chemistry Puns for Everyone!

This blog is what happens when universities require psychology majors to take years of chemistry and organic chemistry. In four years of college, this has been the best use of our knowledge of chemistry. It will be updated periodically. Pun very much intended

[gothicprep]

the reason why people are so hard to read is because they are composed of the letters a, t, c, and g in random sequences and as im sure you know, that doesn’t spell anything

[likearootlesstree]

Me, a polyam math teacher on 3/14

[agentthirsty]

Remember to look up at the stars and not down at your feet.

Stephen Hawking (1942 - 2018)  (via agentthirsty)

[freshphotons]

Chemistry Valentine’s Cards by Nick Uhlig.

[chempuns]

Some of my faves.

[infiniterectangles]

Aluminum Foil

[chempuns]

Try this RADICAL new cleaner

Try New Oxyl-clean!

[wearechecking]

This is still my favorite chemistry meme

[compoundchem]

Happy Halloween! Here are the compounds behind the colour of pumpkins.

[christinanotchris]

[moleculeoftheday]

Submitted by @onism-studies:

I saw chemistry memes and I couldn’t stop myself

Not gonna lie, I laughed a bit more than I should have :p

[moleculeoftheday]

My friend just sent me this so y'all have to suffer too

[mugglenet]

August 3 is Esther Day, a day to be brave and use your words and say “I love you” to your friends and family while you still can. We can all use a bit more love!

[chempuns]

okay thanks mugglenet but when is national ester day?? 

[exhausted-cryptid-deactivated20]

when it takes you a while to process what someone is saying and you realize they asked you a question

[doughfox]

I cannot fucking believe I am drunk, past midnight, and tumblr is throwing fucking saturated fatty-acids at me

[scienceprofessorquotes]

I named my firstborn child Thiazylia while my wife was still in the hospital and unable to move, because she wouldn’t allow me to. I told the guy at the registrar’s office that it was a greek name that meant “sunrise” or something. But in reality it just means NSCl2- [Thiazyl Dichloride]. I discovered this chemical while I was working on my Ph.D. *laughs* She never forgave me.

Inorganic Chemistry Professor (via scienceprofessorquotes)

[chempuns]

The classiest benzene derivative

[itsgoat]

I cross-stitched this for my friend as a gift but I feel like it should be a shirt that @sixpenceee sells. Bonus points if you can give the IUPAC and street names for the molecule