Steal me away thiefy

tess | she/her

[cosechadehuellas]

Sebastian Bieniek

[s-u-f-j-a-n-s-t-e-v-e-n-s]

Dear Miley. I can’t stop listening to #GetItRight (great song, great message, great body), but maybe you need a quick grammar lesson. One particular line causes concern: “I been laying in this bed all night long.” Miley, technically speaking, you’ve been LYING, not LAYING, an irregular verb form that should only be used when there’s an object, i.e. “I been laying my tired booty on this bed all night long.” Whatever. I’m not the best lyricist, but you know what I mean. #Get It Right The Next Time. But don’t worry, even Faulkner messed it up. We all make mistakes, and surely this isn’t your worst misdemeanor. But also, Miley, did you know the tense here is also totally wrong. Surely you’ve heard of Present Perfect Continuous Tense (I HAVE BEEN LYING in this bed all night long [hopefully getting some beauty sleep?]). It’s a weird, equivocal, almost purgatorial tense, not quite present, not quite past, not quite here, not quite there. Somewhere in between. I feel that way all the time. It kind of sucks. But I have a feeling your “present perfect continuous” involves a lot more excitement than mine. Anyway, doesn’t that also sum up your career right now? Present. Perfect. Continuous. And Tense. Intense? Girl, you work it like Mike Tyson. Miley, I love you because you’re the Queen, grammatically and anatomically speaking. And you’re the hottest cake in the pan. Don’t ever grow old. Live brightly before your fire fades into total darkness. XXOO Sufjan

[dreaminparis]

Reve claustral, 1952 by Clovis Trouille

[sillychaotic]

heaven dope

[important-animal-images]

[tatzelwurming]

i’m sorry officer i didn’t know i was speeding. i was listening to nine inch nails and my erection was pressing on the accelerator

[mioritic]

Chewing gum wrappers of the Demoratic People’s Republic of Korea, mostly 1980s (via gww.su)

[grox]

I do hold scorn for people in weed states I do. I really do. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can go to the weed store and buy weed. The way your stupid 21 year old ass can buy weed online not a care in the world. And you have so much to choose from. You have so much fucking gorrila cumshot big fat load of cum horse cock mega 1 billion tch % to choose from and they all got different names and when our good texan plugs come home from colorado they bring that poison with them. They bring that poison home to us. And the people of texas, we're smoking that poison. Were smoking that filthy filthy colorado 10000 thc shit, and were dying. Were dying out here. The soil down here is lerfect for weed. If we could have weed we could create, beautiful poison. Way more toxic than colorodo. Way more toxic than california. We can make weed so insane, bitched from colorado will come down here, to smoke OUR poison. And WE could name it shit like Ram Ranch. We could name it shit like Horse Erection. We could name it shit like, I dont know, Forget The Alamo. YOU, worthless idiots up north, can smoke our latino magic. You dont got tejanos. You dont got our technology. You don't got what it takes. You dont know what its like. Theyre not legalizing weed down here cause they hate us. You know they do. You know for a fact they do. So yeah. Just think before you spark up with that shit you got down the street trouble free. Do so in my name. In our name. Keep the less fortunate in mind. I HOPE THE CIELING FAN FALLS ON YOU

[grox]

I'LL KILL YOU

[weirdlandtv]

Cover drawing by Nick Speke for IN WONDERLAND (1968) by Canadian band, Mutual Understanding.

[arsvitaest-deactivated20260111]

Joanna Karpowicz, Bench, 2018–20, acrylic on paper

[dugaodna]

[casgirl]

Couples t shirts that say “I bet on losing dogs” and “losing dog”

[grox]

Boass can I go hoame I lack the human spirit

[savedgame]

Things from the Flood

Simon Stålenhag

[hannahlockillustration]

Spring is here!

[pinkstarlightcomputer]

王妤璇 Yu-Hsuan Wang

[kalichnikov]

Men in porn always so desperate for validation. "oh you like that cock? You like my cock?" go to therapy dude