Things and Stuff

I only reblog things so I can show my husband later but feel free to look ♥️

[whitepeopletwitter]

[everythingfox]

[evilwizard]

ma’am could you please take a step back. yes—yes ma’am it’s because of your AOE poison attack aura

[thiccr0mancer-deactivated202312]

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[thiccr0mancer-deactivated202312]

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[evilwizard]

ma’am please

[randomgooberness]

I tried making brownies at midnight and it was a 3 hour affair that ended with shockingly not the first time ive baked sweet soup

[randomgooberness]

Be NICE TO ME

[randomgooberness]

😟

[randomgooberness]

I tried to add frosting and, I have got say, its a thicker consistency than the brownie itself

[randomgooberness]

…

…no…

But. It is fully possible that I misread it as a cup and a half and not. Half a cup.

[randomgooberness]

[marinkin]

:) here's the post in video format to the song hall of the mountain king

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

YESSSSSSS THANK YOU @randomgooberness IT IS COMPLETE

[great-tweets]

[teasugarsalt]

The blue eyes mark this crow as young, not a full adult.

You’ve been pranked by a teen hooligan.

[animefacialrecognitionsoftware01]

You’ve been pranked by,

You’ve been sticked by,

A teen hooligan

[writing-prompt-s]

The wizard in your party only knows one spell. It’s effective, but even the assassin feels bad about it.

[ordinarymothman]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

Well I need this on file so

[whitetrsh-cryptid-deactivated20]

[prince-luffy]

I truly hate the word "unalive." There are so many other euphemisms that fictional Italian mobsters worked so hard to provide you with and you just ignore them.

[warrior-of-the-runes]

beautiful compilation from @orc-sign-language

[memewhore]

[quillusquillus]

[cultivating-wildflowers]

scanning facebook this morning and felt like I was having a stroke

[everythingfox]

“A Boar and some Boarlings out for a stroll”

(via)

[everythingfox]

blorp

[impaled]

[thechekhov]

if you think about it, every time we tranquilize animals to transport them safely to another place, we are the sleep paralysis demon

[everythingfox]

Itty bitty kitty

(via)

[one-time-i-dreamt]

Twitter just paywalled two-factor authentication

[tinderfinds]