[grimeclown]

I don’t think I could “fix” him but I could sure annoy the shit out of him

[tetitasdelimon]

top 5 horror movies

-having a job

-not having a job

-applying for jobs

-the job market

-the concept of working my whole life

[soulren]

“Ghosts are real” I can see how you could believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real” it’s very fair and rational that you believe that

“Ghosts aren’t real anymore” I’m about to hear a poem or very sad story

“Ghosts aren’t real yet” the fuck are you going to do

[do-not-u-dare]

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

[grownthot]

a girl can respect herself and still wanna suck a dude soul out

[the-quasar-hero]

It’s extremely fucked up that some ppl try to make you feel stupid and immature for hoping for a better world. You say you want world peace and mfs think you need a pacifier; dawg, I just don’t want ppl dying from violence. This idea that ppl simply must die as casualties of war is misanthropic to say the least.

[freesiadotcom]

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

[fruitviking]

Can we stop with the character development. Where's my beach episode.

[free0spirit]

[caesarsaladinn]

every morning i wake up and make the worst possible time management decisions anyone has ever made

[lockssteps]

im a fake fan of everything i like because i cant remember anything

[clown-guitar]

[no beers in] do you think im ever going to belong somewhere

[theclassicsreader]

crazy how much i could get done if i didn't have "doesn't want to do things" disorder

[cinnamonngirl555]

Everything is so rushed. People in their twenties complaining about being old, sped up songs, sped up videos, too many things to do in such a short time. We have lost the art of lingering.

[alleycatboy]

being smart has never stopped me from being a complete fucking idiot

[strokingout]

hold on i have to do everything

[limerencs]

they should invent a sunday that doesn’t make you feel completely crushed by the passage of time