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Steph broke up with Tim but luckily there's another Wayne and single and ready to mingle
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“Dogs don’t know what they look like. Dogs don’t even know what size they are. No doubt it’s our fault, for breeding them into such weird shapes and sizes. My brother’s dachshund, standing tall at eight inches, would attack a Great Dane in the full conviction that she could tear it apart. When a little dog is assaulting its ankles the big dog often stands there looking confused — “Should I eat it? Will it eat me? I am bigger than it, aren’t I?” But then the Great Dane will come and try to sit in your lap and mash you flat, under the impression that it is a Peke-a-poo… Cats know exactly where they begin and end. When they walk slowly out the door that you are holding open for them, and pause, leaving their tail just an inch or two inside the door, they know it. They know you have to keep holding the door open. That is why their tail is there. It is a cat’s way of maintaining a relationship. Housecats know that they are small, and that it matters. When a cat meets a threatening dog and can’t make either a horizontal or a vertical escape, it’ll suddenly triple its size, inflating itself into a sort of weird fur blowfish, and it may work, because the dog gets confused again — “I thought that was a cat. Aren’t I bigger than cats? Will it eat me?” … A lot of us humans are like dogs: we really don’t know what size we are, how we’re shaped, what we look like. The most extreme example of this ignorance must be the people who design the seats on airplanes. At the other extreme, the people who have the most accurate, vivid sense of their own appearance may be dancers. What dancers look like is, after all, what they do.”
— Ursula Le Guin, in The Wave in the Mind (via fortooate)
This paragraph went in so many different directions before it ended. What the fuck Ursula
If you see this, schedule it to be posted exactly two months from when you’re seeing it. Like to let me know that it’s scheduled. DO NOT REBLOG IT DIRECTLy. Whenever you see this post, always schedule it for two months away.
things in fic I'm used to people kind of faking their way through writing about:
the city of los angeles
the city of new york
sex
how drinking alcohol works
how getting high works
how a child of any age speaks
how nuclear physics work
how [my job] works
how debilitating being shot in the shoulder is
how hypothermia works
things I have never before seen someone fake their way through writing about, until today:
what french toast is
read through the notes on this one trust me
Here's some of the notes, starting with the things multiple people brought up:
SHRIMP COCKTAIL:
banahbanah: #flashback to that one fic where Peter Parker frets about drinking shrimp cocktail because of the alcohol
generaldeliciousness: adding: what a prawn/shrimp cocktail is
#why is your character turning it down because they're under 21 #do you think prawn cocktail is a cocktail #this lives in my brain rent-free constantly #the rest of the fic was so normal #and good enough that i'll still re-read it #but bro
And then many, MANY, people wondering if this was actually authour mistake, since Peter really would do this!
POMEGRANATES:
zhajhassa: #haha where's that post that was like someone describing someone eating a pomegranate but they ate it like an apple
thornhands: #once someone wrote persephone biting into a whole Pomegranate #had to stop and stare at a wall for a minute
sungsingsanguine: I once saw someone very confidently write about a character eating slices of pomegranate.
FRUIT TREES:
zagreuses-toast: #given a very endearing glimpse into a writers blindspots by seeing them describe someone sitting under a ''pineapple tree''
salatrash: I remember something about picking watermelons... OF A FUCKING TREE
baander: #cranberry trees
DOUGH/BATTER:
maycelium: #I'm a chef so I'm really used to people not accurately describing how to cook food #But I was surprisingly flabbergasted when someone was writing making a cake and was kneading it. Which uh #Not necessary for cake. It was interesting for sure but just bizarre
livebloggingmydescentintomadness: #the one that drove me nuts was when a character set aside a batch of PASTA DOUGH 'to rise' #pasta doesn't have yeast!! #it does need to REST but it will never RISE #you do not want an airy crumb on your noodles
lovesodeepandwideandwell: #THE ONE WHERE THEY MADE COOKIES BY LADLING BATTER INTO A TRAY
Some other topics:
the one thing my latest fic is doing right now is making me really like the utilisation of Drake Manor after Tim is adopted by Bruce. like, if we have Tim’s parents dying before they go broke, then Drake Manor is just… sitting empty. waiting for tenants.
and i’m just saying a fresh-from-the-league Jason Todd is a perfect tenant. i want him to use his crime lord earnings to buy Drake Manor from Tim and start living next door Specifically to piss off Bruce. he is going to be the worst neighbour ever. he’s gonna call the police on Bruce on a random Tuesday night to complain about noise despite being half a fucking mile away. he’s gonna grow trees and shrubs encroaching on the edge of Wayne property. he’s gonna declare himself head of the bristol homeowners association and send passive aggressive letters about how the gates to Wayne Manor break some kind of height code by precisely half an inch. he’s gonna be the worst.
even funnier is if Bruce absolutely does not know the Red Hood’s identity. he has no idea Jason is his neighbour and Tim is absolutely not telling him because seeing Bruce’s patience with their new neighbour crumble over the course of six months has been the best entertainment since that one time he went to the circus and saw some acrobats. when asked who he sold the manor to he just has to be all vague, like ‘just some regular single dad and his son, idk.’
the son is Damian. Damian has absolutely no fucking clue what the point of him coming to Gotham was if Jason wasn’t even going to introduce him to his biological father, but Drake Manor has a pool and for the first time in his life he’s living a life that doesn’t include getting up at the crack of dawn for training or ridiculous pressure to succeed stemming from bloodlines and birthright, so you know what? he’s fine with it. he’s living his best life. life would be a fucking vacation if Jason hadn’t signed him up for school and demanded he do ‘normal children stuff’.
basically i just want suburban single dad Jason moving him and Damian into the manor next door and only Tim knowing they’re there. i want Damian being Tim’s ‘school friend from next door that sometimes comes round for school projects and happens to look remarkably like Bruce’, and i want Jason to be living his best suburbia life while being able to piss Bruce off both at home and on patrol.
eventually Bruce decides to just be neighbourly and convinces Damian to invite his ‘dad’ to the next Wayne Gala. Jason absolutely is going to attend, even if it fucks up his secret identity, and he is absolutely going to be telling an already shell-shocked Bruce that Damian’s mother is Talia Al Ghul, juuuuust to see what happens when Bruce is forced to assume his presumed-dead son is actually somehow alive and the father of his ex’s child. all while in public at a civilian gala.
Tag game, anyone?
If you could be any sort of undead, like a ghost, vampire, zombie, etc, what would you choose? I'm very curious to see what people will say, hence the tag game to make it spread a bit further!
Obviously I'm satisfied with being a ghost, but I would be a vampire if given the chance!
@james-offical @da-police-offical @killer-offical @genderqueer-offical @silly-little-arson-frog-offical @dying-pen-offical
feel free to join if you weren't tagged, as well ࣪ ִֶָ☾.
hmm that's a good question. i guess it really depends on what kind of interpretation you're going off of for each... butttt, i'm not gna go all into it.
at first glance, probably a zombie. the generalized vision of zombies is all they do is walk around and eat people for their brains... seems pretty relatable.
i, too, have the urge to obliterate the people around me for being much smarter than i am.
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ghost. id like to be able to not exist whenever i want
@inthehousethatalwaysrains @lightsabersandbluecookies @shenanigan42 @instant-yuri-machine
will edit and participate/tag later on srry
edit;
i would love to be a poltergeist, just to annoy people :D
@overlord-offical @bacone-official @amoebaporn @justcallmedom31 @lmhavingaboibee @the-one-and-only-piper-offical @printer-reads-505 @obsessivebookwormalert @pansexual-king-official @lightsabersandbluecookies @imightbeafaerie-official-offical @days-without-ai-ads-offical @fieryhotpotato @7-eleven-offical @silverfan77 @i-hate-network-programming @grisha-offical @thedogbard @toomuchtodooml @tinnitus-official @art-hammer-certified @raventhecrispy-offical @theonewholeftitbehind @aggressivetrash0 @kugisakinobaradesu @minute-maid-offical @cloud-makers-make-pollution @postie-offical @not-so-single-official @burning-britain-official @shah4139-offical @ayane-chan-loves-water @wallyblack1925-offical @watashiwagarydesu-offical @amy-offical @was-funny-before @mike-wheeler-offical @eraser-offical @yearning--offical @mcsm-official @erica-sinclair-offical @ninahufflepuff @itsuwari-no-kibo-offical @hellincarnation @null-the-void-monarch-offical @men-in-black-official @silly-lil-arson-frog-mom-offical @krow-offical @zenkor123 @horror-movie-offical
@sapphic-offical @do-not-u-dare @astracaedes @kermitthebomber-offical @nancy-wheeler-offical @hollyberry-cookie-offical @evil-moss-the-goober-offical @no-one-offical @roseisgoat @livviedaltonvintagedoll @pen-out-of-ink-official @jel-e-ton-mothqueen @mjthesilly @bitch-offical @nixie-offical @wnclair @the-retired-king-of-beans @p3rpetual-moti0n @shitposterbarbie @breadteleporter-offical @book-offical @flumph-fucker @inthehousethatalwaysrains @hekate-offical @raynilikescats @im-on-crack-send-help @skeletal-spire-man-aka-overfit @evyyy77 @kugiscki @cabbagemeteor @amkicn @omnipitant-duck @the-haiku-bot @deepsleepsoul @reyreadersblog @bookloveralina @whataspectaclebear @wayward-victorian-man @shimmerytimbers @planetahmane
@spideyplays-official @transmasc-offical @singapore-offical @killer-offical @terminat3d-m1nd +open tags
A fairy 🥹🙏 (Yes js because of Winx Club)
@nyanyafetti @devotedaurelia @hmm-transformes-neat @abbyfandomgalaxy
probably a revenant—
@checkedintoilyasfeelings @unlimited-tragedy @sleepyslumblr idk do u want to @silverfan77 @cocoaishiding
a ghost, but a peaceful one! ghosts can do a lot of cool stuff and i’d be able to watch over my friends and family (and annoy them too)
@mjthesilly @madokast4r @tamsanni + open tags :D
Ghost, too, for sure. But like, a really hot one that guides an adventurer into solving her murder in a centuries old haunted hotel kinda way
cough
@savvythesad @riaheatsdrywall
people always tell me id be a vampire from the 2000s so I guess that idk but being a Transcendental sounds pretty cool too..
@moldycorpse @roseisgoat
I'd have to say a scarecrow like entity (flavor text for the reborn lineage in the dnd source book for the domains of dread). That or a Litch
Open tags
Beetlejuice, next question.
@jellyfishsketches @mattpurplehoodie @ninjagirl0913 @tun3bugg @reid0esthings @nacho-calamity @nacho-calamity-reblogs @snazzy-here @udontknowme-ihavesecrets @im-just-gwen @starchild917 @juliesnickname @hi-im-pluton @bea-sauce-deactivated20260524 @opalzennasaphhire @shhhhhhhhh-dont-tell-anyone + anyone else😋
Vampire obviously
@wowee-bread @reid0esthings @romanzart @tun3bugg @turtlevariabilis @im-just-gwen @plusul-minin @korri-the-glowstick @sharklady123 @jellyfishsketches @xoc9000 @camakiss @cherrycryola @cr1staloff1cial @verymundanetoday @brain-rot-tmnt @bill2424 @ne0n-ys @ninjagirl0913 @ninjadragon742 @max-is-not-well +anyone if you have already been tagged ingore me.
I think being a ghost could be fun cuz then I could like, possess things and mess around with people.
@totally-real-fang-the-sniper @preppygothica @mynamesst4rzyyy @fishymari @static0518 @cheekychihuahuaart @crowcalledfish + anyone else who wants to join!
ghost for sure but specifically whatever the hell shit Snatcher has going on, a shadowy noodle
@masky-mask-art, @yobito, @eugeneplace, @rydoesartandstuff, @swiftsilverfeather, @mintycourage, @static0518 , @gamerbeta , @spearmint-sugar, @2blueberrylover2
edit: i put ahit as in the game but it auto corroteced to shit and i didnt notice till now but im not gonna change it because thats waaay funnier
Ooooh!! This is fun 🤭 I think I’d like to be a vampire! I think they’re verrry cool 🥰 Also love the gothic aesthetic attached to them!
@cuz-reasons @fcked-pink-cattlol @fivefootoh @cinnabun-eepy @starrytraintracks @rowan-of-the-evergreen-forest @happyrunawayangel @landofmazesandinsight @zmel753 @ta-cat @trainmishaps @clayartdream21 @anfuznar
I was unsure of who to tag, so I just tagged moots I’ve interacted with or see interact with me a lot. The spotlight is yours should you choose to step into it, my friends! 🫡
Thanks for the tag my friend! It's a hard choice!
Vampire could be fun with transforming into animals and the mind control, but I think I would prefer to be a kind of ghost.
The ability to be both existent and nonexistent at the same time is simply to tempting to pass up on.
Being a poltergeist of some kind would also allow me to still participate in my hobbies, and not having a defined form means I can look like basically anything!
Now go! My few moots! @spiral-web @r0my-1248 @berdlys-human-oc
If i had to chose, id probably be a zombie. My body is too rotten to be anything else. Also they're silly and i get to bite stuff.
I've always been a fan of zombies
BUT maybe a cryptid? An undefined animal looking type of monster would be so cool.
Your turn @alziaa @simplefanatic @windydraws-disco and huuuh idk who else to put...
Waaaah uhhh ummm
If I get to choose what kinda ghost I'd be, I'd be a poltergeist :3
The idea of just tossing things around to mess with people is really funny
Or maybe I could be a vampire, too :)
Ummmmmm idk who to tag @cuptaincaptain @hummus-birb @yourcasualplueyfan @mrrowings @kit-kat-the-epic
(Forgive me for the tags lllˊωˋ )
Ooh, probably a ghost!! I just think they’re neat.
If I had to get into specific types of ghosts, I think it would be cool to be one of those ‘vanishing hitchhiker’-types. I did a short story a while back on them and I think the concept is just really fun! You get to meet a lot of people and you don’t really do much harm, just leave a cool story behind.
Uhhhhhh people to tag!!! @amabsis @air-waves @craeons and anyone else who wants to join!!!
Ghosts are really just the best undead creature pick to be. Gotta be A+ tier at least in viability. I wouldn't mind being a strong as fuck ice mummy if that was on the table though
@deadstoats @haruneski @nicoconot @anonymouslyunreal @r--g--b go my mutuals
Skeletons!! cool, classy, skull iconography never misses and they always good in gifs with fire in the background. and playing on ones ribs like a xylophone must feel good as fuuuck
@articray @shyjinks @abunchleoftadishes
hmmm. probably a ghost. floating through walls sounds kinda sick + floating…….. also i get to poke my head out of mirrors and spook people. that sounds awesome
@moonlitvoidfeathers @eutopiastar @kitsuvil
Duke appreciation, let him interact with his siblings more often dc 🙏
Not to be a Boomer but your social media should be your own space, not something employers are allowed to look at to judge you beyond the qualifications stated in your resume and cover letter
Resume has my qualifications. Cover letter states my intentions and goals within the job. Interview is for any other information relative to the job and shows my professionalism.
There’s nothing else you, as an employer, need to know.
The level of entitlement employers feel over our private info is insane. I remember my own employer sitting across me on his laptop, bitching endlessly over the fact the candidate whose Facebook profile he wanted to check had it set strictly to friends-only. He was serously annoyed her posts and photos and whatnot were not available for him, a total stranger, to see.
Just the previous day, he had gone on a rant about how women need to be Cautious in this Dangerous World and have a Responsibility to Keep Themselves Safe.
He did not see the irony.
I had a job interview where they insisted you hand over your social media links so they could look through your stuff to ensure you did not “reflect poorly on the brand”. I told them that I didn’t have any, and technically, if you use my legal name you will get three women. None of them are me (one is twice my age and runs an antique store in FL, one is 5yrs younger than me but has a PhD in something unrelated to anything like what I studied, the third lives in London and posts a lot about pubs), and the interviewer looked up my name. He showed me these three accounts, asked me which was mine. I told him the truth. None of them were me.
Your online experience should be yours to enjoy. I’d suggest using a nickname, handle, or pseudonym in order to help maintain that line. If you’re Nik Smith in real life, I’d suggest being like Nik Writes A Lot or Htims Kin. Keeps old high school classmates, annoying cousins, and nosey HR dudes from snooping.
Isn't this shell ridge preserve or briones trail? my homie pissed off a cliff near here
what did your homie do to make the cliff so angry
It occurs to me that there are people who weren’t on this website in 2012 and therefore never saw the magical gif that you can actually hear:
It’s been over five years and that still impresses the hell out of me.
sending this to my lineman friend…
“Oh Batman is abusive in comics” “how many times does a character need to be mischaracterized before it’s just their character”
I DON’T CAAAAARE
Batman being abusive to his kids is so fundamentally wrong and makes him a one dimensional character and I personally hate it.
“Oh the dark gritty character is dark and gritty and mean” hey how about the dark gritty character is dark and gritty because he has to be. He’s such a bleeding heart that he can’t let his enemies (and sometimes allies) know how much he loves and cares. He loves so much. He loves his city, he loves his kids. He’s full of so much love yet he can’t express it because he’s never been taught how. And maybe he’s harsh but it’s because he couldn’t imagine what he would do if he lost another kid.
Batman is a hero, not a villain and it’s a disservice to make him behave like one.
Advice I gave someone today was: 'do it stupid.'
She wants to learn photography. Do it stupid. Take a million photos. Don't think about why they're not good. Enjoy the process of taking photos.
Pick out tge ones you like the most and figure out why you like them. Is it because the subject is centered? Is it because you caught them doing something cool? Is it because the light made cool shadows?
Do it stupid. If you try to do it smart, youll get stuck. If you think too much you'll never get to doing. Do it stupid.
Holy shit
This is honestly how I started quilting! I had fabric, I had a knowledge of backstitch, I had a quilting magazine. I asked "how hard can it be?" and now here we are. Just have fun and give it a go!
This is in no way the best way to post it but it is the only way I could get the format to stay
divide this poll into fifths
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we’re doing so bad
hii. i took your fish and turned them into cats hope that’s okay. very endeared by magdalene i love her a lot… (i am so out of practice drawing samuel it’s been so long…..)
AWWHAAAA THEYRE SO ADORABLE?? THEY LOOK SO WARM AND HUGGABLE AND SOFT?? oh kibby maggie you deserve the world...
ESTEBAN LOOKS SO MAJESTIC BTW LIKE WOAH. WOA..
and as usual its an absolute pleasure to see samuel in your style again :,] THEY LOOK AS LOVELY AS ALWAYS!! NASTY LANKY THING LOOK AT IT NEXT TO SNOOZING ESTEBAN... THAT MENACE
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