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natalie

[beepathan]

me, hetero person: hey whats up guys do you want to go get some food

my friends, gay: ??????

me: oh sorry i mean asgdhjdhs guys do you??? want some food??? lmao ashdjdjhs

my friends: oh! agshdjjshsj yeah lmao agshdj

[finalgirlb0ss]

SJSJDKEKSKDKEND SHUT UP

[cherryblossom-dan]

(x)

[softiechris]

dan: hey bro i’m trying to find my truth bro

phil: how can i help bro?

dan: put your dick in my mouth bro

[pseudophan]

if anyone dares say dan is straight ever again i will personally show up at your house, tie you to a chair and play trying to live my truth (2018) on full volume over and over until you beg for mercy

[fringeboyes]

not to be a demon but… for someone whose introverted and doesn’t leave the house unless completely necessary, dan still finds a way to suck dick on the regular… 👀👀

[wildandunruly]

interesting, if only he lived with someone who possessed a penis????

[cherryblossom-dan]

dan: oral fixation

me:

[dnpsuck]

[natxpack]

🎶Rubber ducky you’re the one; You make bath time so much fun! 🎶

@danielhowell

-please don’t repost/remove captions. I appreciate all likes and reblogs though-

P.S. the official dan x duck ship is Dank. Just so you know.

Art Instagram: natxpack

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

man if I had a sword I wouldn’t be worried about shit

[gothgays]

I have some good news for you

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

what is it

[gothgays]

A horse’s teeth take up more space in their head than their brain

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

awwsome I don’t like horses

[jiluan-deactivated20171207]

i am terrified

[wispyphil-deactivated20200622]

[tommyholland]

“you had no childhood if you didn’t watch that movie!” I start to feel it. my memory is fading. I have forgotten the day I learned to ride a bike. I forget my first day of kindergarden. It has happened. I had no childhood

[pseudophan]

[pseudophan]

[moonchair]

I had a lovely day being a London tourist 🎈🎈

[yessphil]

Happy Birthday @amazingphil

[megankaui]

[pikagyu]

maybe i’d sound a little better 

if my features were more sweet