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wanderingmercenary

For every "♡" I get I'll give tip on how to win my muse's heart.

craving-nomz

Pad Thai Noodles

#food #Man those look so good

roleplayaskmemes

Our muses' are drunk and making bad decisions leave a ❋ in my askbox for our muses' to share a stupid, drunken kiss

"Mommy, How come Daddy's so much taller than you are?"

The goblin priest purses her lips in thought at the question. How could she tell her sweet little baby the truth? "...because Mommy fell in love with Daddy and she couldn't help it, sweetie. That and she couldn't help being born so short. Hopefully you'll be tall like Daddy so you can actually reach things..."

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Write me a TBH (To Be Honest), stating an honest fact or thought you feel about me. Or just something honest you wanna say to me. Start the sentence off with "tbh".

roleplayermemes

Send me a " ¿? " and my character will have to speak to yours in a different language.

♨

for something that relaxes my muse

Sitting in people's laps. I kid you not she finds it very relaxing and it makes her feel safe.

greys-isabel

Send me a...

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection ♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures ♞ for something that my muse wants to do ♟ for something my muse admires ☁ for something that make my muse sad ☂ for something my muse wants to protect ♨ for something that relaxes my muse

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tagged by figzitnicepose

1. What is your name?

2. What is your real name?

Mohia “The Cherry Bomb” Rocketclamp

3. Do you know why you were called that?

Uh, Mohia’s the name of my dad’s grandma, and Rocketclamp is the family name…duh?

4. Are you single or taken?

*passive grumbling*

5. Have any abilities or powers?

I’m a priest, what do you think? That I throw bombs? Oh…wait…that was my last profession okay?

6. Stop being a Mary Sue.

Uh, most priests use the light though?

7. What’s your eye color?

Like I pay attention uh…purple I think.

8. How about your hair color?

A nice cobalt blue with some lovely bubble-gum pink highlights in my bangs.

9. Have you any family members?

My parents. Then the older of two brothers and his husband along with their three kids. Then the younger of the brothers, his wife, and their newborn boy. After that is my twin sister and her lovely fiancé. Then there’s the long list of people I now call family.

10. Oh? What about pets?

I got my kitten, Dawn.

11. That’s cool I guess, now tell me about something you don’t like.

We’d be here all damn day.

12. Do you have any hobbies/activities you like doing?

Even though I’ve retired from the whole bomb thing, I do enjoy designing them. I don’t really make them too much but it’s something to do.

13. Ever hurt anyone before?

There may have been…some accidents with my old team.

14. Ever… killed anyone before?

Let’s not talk about that

15. What kind of animal are you?

Not too sure.

16. Name your worst habits.

I tend to skip meals and sleep when highly stressed, I also become snappy.

17. Do you look up to anyone at all?

Uh, since most races are taller than I am…mostly everybody.

18. Gay, straight, or bisexual?

I don’t fucking know.

19. Do you go to school?

Just finished my first degree, thinking of going again.

20. Do you ever want to marry and have kids one day?

…..

21. Do you have any fanboys/fangirls?

What?

22. What are you most afraid of?

…..losing everybody again.

23. What do you usually wear?

Lately my medic uniform.

24. Do you love someone?

…..

25. When was the last time you wet yourself?

Never

26. Well, it’s not over yet!

Pardon?

27. What class are you? (High class, middle class, low class)

Going to dare say middle.

28. How many friends do you have?

Enough to constantly be stressed about their well being.

29. What are your thoughts on pie?

Not a big fan.

30. Favorite drink?

31. What’s your favorite place?

Anywhere but the jungle and boats.

32. Are you interested in someone?

…….

33. What’s your bra cup size and/or how big is your willy?

None of your fucking business.

34. Would you rather swim in the lake or the ocean?

NEITHER

35. What’s your type?

Still figuring that out.

36. Any fetishes?

You really don’t need to know that.

37. Seme or uke? Top or Bottom? Dominant or submissive?

What the fuck is that supposed to mean, why you asking me?

38. Camping or indoors?

Indoors.

39. Are you wanting the interview to end?

I am now, what the hell where those questions at the end?

40. Now it’s over! Tag five people:

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inboxstuff

Come into my inbox and try to make my muse blush!

therunemaker

Send me ✵ to catch my muse under the mistletoe!

the-kouchfort

Pick any but Illy

memesforthesoul

Send Me ♞ For My Muse's Reaction To Yours Riding Up On A White Horse In A Full Suit Of Armor

(BAN ME FROM WRITING 2k14)

Mo did not seem to be doing as good as the other two bed hogs. Her little legs were kicking as though trying to swim, and she mumbled and whimpered. His fingers stroked her back, finding out some time ago it was the safest way to wake her up. "Mo...Momo, come on lass." The initial jerk of her body told him she was awake. Initially he moved to pull her closer, knowing from the past that was the best course. Not this time.

Instantly the priest sat up, looking around in the dark. She reached over and touched Batty before twisting and checking on Zuzu. Tau watched quietly as she turned to him last, checking his pulse and then his breathing. His eyes narrowed, wondering what was going on. "Lass.."

Hearing the whimper, he didn't need to know more. The dreams were evolving now, involving everybody that wasn't gone already. Twisting his arms around her and gently pulling her down to be back on the bed, he pulled her close. His fingers tangled in her hair. "Shhh, we're alright it's alright. We ain't drowned, we're good, we're on dry land. Shhhhh lass, shhhh now."

He felt her snuggle in closer and began to sing quietly, lulling her back to sleep. He noticed the other two had nestled in closer and snorted softly before joining the three bed hogs in slumber land.

tusksandtreasures (It's a drabble...thing)

That and Gul doesn't really sing that much.

Tilting his ears forward, the sea captain followed the sound of distant singing. Not by the small mine shaft, or outside the walls. Pursing his lips he followed the path to the middle of the camp where the large fire was. Several large pots were sitting around it, bubbling with something. Stepping closer, he noted that some were potions and others were food. Food that smelled good.

The singing got louder and his head turned, seeing a little goblin walking towards the fire, singing as though she didn't notice him and carrying a bag of something. "Howling ghosts they reappear in the mountains that are stacked with fear. But you're a king and I'm you-" Mohia stopped, seeing Tau watch her. The two just stared for a moment before she shuffled to the fire.

Placing the bag down she pulled her hood up, "Chilly out here."

"Aye." He knew she was hiding her face, probably blushing. Cutie. "What ya up to?"

"What does it look like?" She pulled a knife out, cutting the bag open. Potatoes greeted the cold air as she pulled one out to start peeling it. "Got some fresh food in trade for healing services. I'm cooking it all up so we have something warm for the day."

Sniffling, Tau sat down on a stool near by and reached out, grabbing a potato and starting to peel it himself. "Lass?" Her head turned to him, making a 'hmmm?' sound. "Ya don't have to be shy about singing, ya know that right? I mean ya sing when..."

Mohia shrugged and pulled a stool over, sitting down. She motioned her head to a nearby pot for the potatoes to go in, starting to peel again.

And Tau smiled a little when he started to hear singing again.

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Send me one guess and I’ll rate it:

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For TMI Tuesday/Sexual Sunday, guess Anzeti’s turn-on’s! Yeah, I have fun with this prompt and getting into Anzeti’s head about getting down with someone….