El amor no tiene genero

|| ARMY | CA ||

[babycurvas]

y cuando tengas la oportunidad de besarme, no pares jamás

[notbeingnoticed]

[lipstic-junkie]

Thick thighs, brown eyes and pretty lips.

[itagnola-deactivated20181222]

Are you straight?

don’t insult me

[3ju]

[lagrimacer-el-alma]

¿por qué tienes que estar tan

lejos?

[meaningfulsuggestion]

I’m constantly distracted because all I can ever think about is kissing you.

[oceano-de-letras]

Estoy fascinada con la forma en la que me miras.

Unsuspiromas

[lexxnova]

pure heart, dirty mind

[imsoofuckingsad]

feelings at night just hit different

[mentalhealth]

feelings in that half asleep-half awake state hit different

[5-7-7]

My kids are gonna have parents that are madly in love with each other thats my plan

[7l7l7l7l7l7l7l7]

i always be so hard on myself for no reason like chill tf out bitch we on the same damn team

[tastefullyoffensive]

[pileofknives]

Mind your own damn business cards

[jehovahhthickness]

[nonbinary-adhd]

damn i really do be saying things huh. cringe

[nonbinary-adhd]

nevermind im back to being sexy

[nouutt-deactivated20201021]

I don’t care how you see me because I don’t see you at all

[emjineer]

So my boss once robbed a museum to prove a point and honestly, I think she is my new role model. 

[emjineer]

If this gets notes I’ll tell the full story

[marry-and-mirthful]

Storu

[emjineer]

Many years ago, my boss was working at this museum and they had these original Churchill documents on display. These documents are worth millions of dollars… The only thing separating the public from these documents was a sheet of glass secured with 4 philips head screws. Seriously. No security guards in the room, no cameras, just an easily removable piece of glass. 

My boss pointed out the security concern, but she wasn’t taken seriously, so she took matters into her own hands. 

She bought a ticket and  pretended to be a guest. She entered through the main entrance with a huge drill clearly visible on her belt, went straight to the documents and opened the case with the drill. (While  wearing gloves,) she removed the documents, put them in a folder, reattached the glass, and walked out the main exit.  Literally no one even questioned her.

 She immediately went around to the back of the museum, entered using the staff entrance and went straight to her boss’s office.  She dropped the folder on his desk and said “I just stole these in 15 minutes“

Once he was done being mad at her, he listened and the museum increased security.