[stormhornets]

who let me adult I can’t adult

[tenorgender]

bitches hate me for my earnest whimsy and my pathological degree of avoidant behavior

[kazehiki]

anybody else going through life feeling like a dog that wasn't socialized enough as a puppy

[schwinns-second-law-deactivated]

saying “can u not” to inanimate objects that are just following the laws of physics but in, like, inconvenient ways

[fairycosmos]

dudes who are normal will be like im joker insane but women who have not felt real since they were seven will be like im average normal

[glowcowboy]

sometimes i’m like “what am i so scared of?” and then remember that everything is so scary

[vampurrring]

I’m simultaneously the most obsessive most detached girl in the world

[oxypill]

there's something comforting about a middle aged man reassuring you like where is my father i guess this will do

[defectivegembrain]

no I will not be normal about it I think you need to try being weird about it

[sabatoge-deactivated20220531]

the problem with musicians is how they're always touring their latest album instead of like their critically hated second album from 2009 which is the one i'm obsessed with

[disgustinggf]

[fuwanek0]

No rizz just fear of abandonment

[lolababyy]

Having someone match your wit or your weirdness without hesitation is actually so fucking comforting and fun.

[2-beadyeyes-deactivated20251104]

my wife can stab me a little bit i dont care

[mutant-what-not]

Waiting for the right moment.

[treecitysessions]

[lizbethborden]

[lastoneout]

real 2-hit KO of a response right here