Hey hey hey its ole hickory ham mike

Andy, Age 28. Just an aspiring scientist and dad-bod model

[georgesantosapologist-deactivat]

[camcron]

Im obsessed with this piece where The Washington Post tries to interview dril with a straight face

[taldoren]

hey this article is really fucking good 

[headspace-hotel]

[mr-deep-downer]

dark science beyond belief

[captain-cargoshorts]

[booksandghosts]

[virginiaisforhaters]

well considering the linear nature of time and aging id love to hear the alternative 

[virginiaisforhaters]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[my-dankest-stolen-memes]

[brandyandpipetobacco]

This is legitimately one of the funniest things I’ve seen in weeks.

[the-quierdest-deactivated202506]

No no you're missing the best part

[thetomska]

You really went and spent ~$160 on tumblr checkmarks for no reason. Are you ok? Did you realize you peaked with ASDF and are plummeting now? Are you having some sort of life crisis? Like… this is lame, dude, you could get yourself some nice shit for $160. Tell me where exactly you benefit from defending a multi million dollar corporation whos using a frankly ingenious marketing ploy to raise their stock value due to their competitor failing? You realize this is just one company figuring out a way to siphon your money more easily for the sole reason of simply being better than twitter, right? From grown man to (seemingly) grown man, how do you really think that has any comedic value at all?

big mad

[tradingberry]

[demoncore]

[kaoinim-deactivated20220927]

[pocketkris]

ps5 brain monday

[what-even-is-thiss]

Oh so THIS is the ps5 post. I can see why you all imprinted on it now that’s hilarious

[ginger-ale-official]

I beg of you people stop posting takes about the Velma show I have observed so much through osmosis against my will

[musclemanveryregular]

You know who else has observed so much through osmosis against their will?

[ginger-ale-official]

muscleman I cannot imagine you’re aware of someone else in this exact situation but I am willing to hear you out this one time

[pictures-of-dogs]

this is tonight’s mood, folks

[huffylemon]

[katelyn-danger]

Unironically, vegans need to be advocating for more and better sheep, llama, and alpaca farms. Wool is one of the best fabrics we have in terms of versatility, longevity and most importantly, insulation. Even wet, it retains 80% of it’s insulation potential.

AND IT DOESN’T SHED MICROPLASTICS

[katelyn-danger]

Like, there’s literally nothing you can do to a sheep that’s as morally reprehensible as dumping plastic down the gullet of literally every other living thing. You wanna talk about animal welfare? Talk about reducing the amount of microplastics produced by rayon, polyester, and spandex.

[guinea-big-deactivated20221004]

Bruh plant-based sources of clothing exist and are better for the environment and don’t involve slicing an animal’s throat open please shut the fuck up you cunt

[katelyn-danger]

THE WOOL GROWS BACK

[pokemon-with-hats]

Whiscash in a wizard hat

[transmortifried]

YOU HAVE ENTERED

WHISCASH WIZARD WEDNESDAY

[sadhopz]

the discord server with a friend group i run decided theyd like to add an NSFW channel which so far has been terrible. for them. theyve found out new things about the world and about themselves ever since we added it and im entirely to blame

[sadhopz]

none of it is my fault since they asked for the channel and opened the flood gates when one of them outed me as being into vore. like oh you think youre funny for that. im gonna be hilarious then

[benihana-circumcision]

[follownyapping-deactivated20160]

i remember crying as a kid because my mom told me the barber shop couldn’t cut my hair like sora’s from kingdom hearts and i didn’t understand why not

[grawly]