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Idk dude

[oviids]

i’m screaming Xena caused the Ides of March

[caparrucia]

God FORBID women do anything!

[kingcatnine]

tip: if there's a texture on your skin, you can pick at it to make the texture worse and more painful also

[adayinthelesbianlife-deactivate]

[horaitos]

this site really hates people with ocd

[horaitos]

“reblog this or you don’t support minorities!” “if you don’t reblog this then all of your followers should hate you!” “if you have a bad thought then you actually think that way and you’re a horrible person!” “you can only like ‘good’ things and if you like something ‘bad’ then you’re awful!” i am going to throttle you with my bare hands

[thewhovianknows]

i never need to google which new show has lesbians….the former carmilla blogs I followed in 2014 have me covered every time without fail

[agayconcept]

the inherent romanticism of 2 noodles clinging to each other in the bowl...

[agayconcept]

i trust the people

[catchymemes]

[naomistares]

harrowhark getting her lobotomy done at claire's

(ps: merry christmas eve! you can't see but we just hit 10k on here... my christmas gift to the world, thank you dearly)

[bulkhummus]

my astigmatism lets me see beautiful angels before i drive into oncoming traffic

[roaldamundsen]

beautiful caffeine on an empty stomach I'm going to live forever

[roaldamundsen]

hopital

[theocseason4]

my bad for assuming everyone has critical thinking skills btw

[tater-ptot]

The funniest thing about Harrowhark Nonagesimus is that she’ll survive being maimed without fuss I’m talking full on sword through the ribs no worries but a salt and vinegar crisp would absolutely annihilate her

[keranos-god-of-storm-crows]

Tumblr users will see a post mentioning a day if the week and just fucking black out and reblog it

[spacemancharisma]

[wordfather]

goodbye 2023👋hello 𓏏𓉔𓇋𓋴 𓇌𓅂𓄿𓂋 𓇋 𓅃𓇋𓃭𓃭 𓎼𓅂𓏏 𓄿 𓅓𓅲𓅓𓅓𓇌 𓃀𓅱𓇌𓆑𓂋𓇋𓅂𓈖𓂧 𓅓𓄿𓇌𓃀𓅂 𓉔𓅲𓋴𓃀𓄿𓈖𓂧 𓇋𓆑 𓉔𓅂𓂕𓋴 𓎢𓅱𓅱𓃭 𓅃𓇋𓏏𓉔 𓏏𓉔𓄿𓏏

[brightgreendandelions]

my egyptologist friend says this is a (very poorly) phonetically transcribed english phrase "this year i will get a mommy boyfriend"

[wordfather]

okay you werent supposed to know that

[the2headedcalf-movedagain]

having a tumblr blog is for those of us who could never manage to keep a diary for more than two weeks when we were twelve

[anxietyproblem]

[exitwound]

Girl you need to get out of bed faster than this

[lesbianredpanda]

I'm giving it all she's got boss