Ever Heard Of A Snz Kink?

18+, mdni - this is a kink blog, please respect that. Sneezing is hot, what can I say? You can call me M. (early 30s) she/they

[cutenose]

A, with a stuffy congested voice, teasing B for getting turned on by this

[starletstarry]

there's something truly special about someone lovely seeking contact and trying to hold it together while fighting the need to sneeze.

like a hand gripping at your knee as the pink nostrils of their nose flares. or fingers squeezing at your thigh as their breath catches sharply. their shoulders tightening as they lean into you, folding into a helpless surrender.

[scatter-snz]

I love the question, “Feel better?” after a sneeze. Always a banger whenever I see it used. It’s so versatile.

Asked sweetly, to a bashful sneezer.

Asked knowingly, after a long, torturous buildup.

Asked sympathetically, when somebody is laid up with a tickly, miserable cold.

And then the reply???

Blushing because they didn’t want to be noticed.

Nodding in exhausted relief.

Flipping somebody off because the two of them don’t get along.

Or a preoccupied, breathy “no” as their eyes flutter shut again, jaw loose, brows lifting in supplication when they feel the call of another sneeze.

[fetishccinealfredo]

sensitive, sneezy noses with septum piercings. idk, they have a nice appeal to them. <3

[wrysnz]

"are you s-hih-seriously g-hih... ge... ge...gettingturnedonbythis-SHHIEW!", said, quickly, before falling into a fit of laughter (and sneezes). thoughts

[whoran2]

being into ‘normal’ things while also having a snz kink is so odd. yes pls moan and whine into my chest but what if you….sneezed afterwards. yes i’d love to restrain you but what if you….needed to sneeze at the same time. omg i loveeeeee edging but what if i did that… while trying to make you sneeze.

[icarusrex]

This is the basic of basics, but people sneezing more than once in a row--especially if they tend to sneeze very forcefully--are raging hot. Like... what do you mean one wasn't enough for you? What do you mean one is never enough for you?

[pollenpetal]

A has spent the past few days looking after their partner, B, after they'd come down with a pretty nasty cold. It's only inevitable, really, when they wake up a little more tired than usual, their throat slightly sore, and start sniffling halfway through the day. The two of them are cuddling on the couch when suddenly A turns away, their breath catching before they double over with a pair of harsh-sounding sneezes. They're forced to make use themselves of the tissue box they'd been keeping close for B.

"Bless you," their partner practically purrs, leaning up to plant a gentle kiss against their cheek. "You feeling okay?" they ask. More than just concern, though that's there too, A can tell there's something else underneath it. They're well aware of their beloved's... interests, after all, and they know that flush on B's cheeks isn't from a fever. They laugh softly as they sniffle, remarking pointedly— "I see someone's feeling better."

[corporalviolet]

"he would not fucking say that" but for sneeze headcanons. like im sorry but they can't all have a luscious juicy three-syllable deal with a porn star buildup. i think he would have a cough sneeze. and☝️i would still fuck it

[whoran2]

the things i would do to have someone stifle a fit of sneezes against me are illegal in most countries and i’m not even sorry

[fetishccinealfredo]

someone needing to sneeze mid-conversation. being able to witness their facial expression change. to see their eyes flutter, their nostrils lightly flaring, to hear the faint hitches brewing up.

how delightful. <3

[feverfangs]

someone sneezing while you're giving them head,, and they still cover, stifle, or turn away, as if their precum's not already all over your mouth.

+ bonus points if they still apologize or excuse themselves after, through shaky breaths & moans.

[starsnz-deactivated20260522]

Picture this: you wake up in the middle of the night and notice that your partner isn't sleeping next to you. When you get up to check, you find him in the bathroom, struggling with a sneezing fit and trying to be quiet so that he doesn’t wake you.

[peter-steeles-wife]

abs flexing from a sneeze?

i give you one better.

back muscles flexing from a sneeze.

[fetishccinealfredo]

sneezy cuniliingus.

hitches and sneezes against a wet cunt, only to plunge their tongue inside and make them cum. <3

[veelovessnz]

Sometimes I’m consuming sneeze media and it’s like wow I ACTUALLY get off to this it’s not just a silly joke and this very normal bodily function turns me on

[feverfcking]

My coldfucker ass every time I actually get a cold: