so horny i let him talk about the fucking travis scott burger. like yeah baby tell me all about that quarter pounder with some fucking fries and a drink
so horny i let him talk about the fucking travis scott burger. like yeah baby tell me all about that quarter pounder with some fucking fries and a drink
- a/n: i made half of this on mobile and half on my laptop so,,, also i got way too immersed in this bc all i do is play minecraft (even tho i suck) anyways, enjoy this mess!! also ty to ppl on the rircus rerver for helping me with minecraft usernames!!
tsukishima made a server for y'all after you bribed him (also some of his viewers begged him to)
kageyama and hinata teamed up and killed tsukishima, not even a minute in
and you were just there like â:o chat yall seeing this shitâ
yall spawned in near a birch flower forest biome thingy and you and yachi bolted over there
you asked yachi to be your minecraft gf and she accepted
as soon as she said yes, kageyama and hinata killed tsukki again lmao
you and yachi moved to a different voice call bc hinata kept screaming about how tsukki was after him now
you guys began planning on having a cute little cottage core home together
you go mining while yachi makes a farm + gathers animals
yachi screamed of joy when she found a chicken family
she also screamed when she happened to find a pink sheep
you guys are just talking about random stuff and were just vibing for the rest of the stream
the next time you stream on the server, you see that yams made a cute little spawn place and yams took you on an adventure to go see his home in the snowy mountains
tsukki logged on and you and yams proceeded to go try to find his home despite tsukki tell you to fuck off
for some reason, he starts giving you guys clues on where heâs at
youâre all like âomg friendship đ„°âł
but in reality, someone donated like 50 bucks for him to kill you and heâs taking this opportunity to lure you guys
 it turns night really fast and then a group of zombies gang up on you
you end up dying like four times before you baby rage and give upÂ
you leave the voice chat and go back to being a wee farmer waiting for your lover, yachi, to log on
instead of yachi, you get hinata </3
hinata logs on and he immediately calls you
âhinata-â
ây/n!!! do you wanna go to the nether with me!!â
âno â€ïžâł
you hang up but then he calls you again
âiâll give you a two pigs, i know you and yachi are looking for someâ
thirty minutes later, hinata has gotten you lost in a soul sand biome
only plus from this trip is that you got a lot of glowstone
you ended up having to call kageyama and ask him to come save you bc yams was mining god knows where and tsukishima would never help you bc heâs a bully <3
kageyama was calling both of you dumbasses in the vc
hinata bc hinata is hinata and you for following hinata blindly
then he got lost somewhere else in the nether <3
and now the three of you were fighting as you ran away from ghasts and skele bois
âitâs the short height for meâ
âitâs the abandonment issues for meâ
âitâs the need to one up each other in every situation because yâall insecure for meâ
this whole time your chats were telling yall to just look at coords so you could find each other but you guys are illiterate </3
yachi finally logged on and joined your call and she saved yall bc she was watching your stream this whole time and was like wtf
the vc was SILENT as yachi led yâall to the nether portal
you muted yourself in shame and starting thanking recent subs and just the chat in general
another time you go on the server, hinata has accidentally started a war against tsukishima and so like every five minutes you would see smth like âtinysun was blown up by moonshimaâ or âmoonshima was shot by tinysun using schlongâ (yes hinata is that guy)
speaking of names
yall clown kageyama every five seconds bc he made his ign âSetter_soul_xâ (bc his streamer name was taken </3)
he gets pissed off a lot and leaves the server bc everytime you guys start a fight, someone will be like âokay Setter_soul_xâ
yachi has âyacchanâ meanwhile yams had âyamagucciâ and you can can decide whether you have a clapped ign or not
now to just talk about general stuff
i feel like yams and tsukki would be those bitches who make exp farms and shit
like one day youâll log on and youâll ask them where theyâre at and theyâll be like âoh weâre making an enderman farm in the endâ or âwe just finished a villager breederâ or some shit like that
yachi would stick to farming and being a cottagecore gay and you would be the one to do most of the mining and shit
sometimes sheâd follow you when you go to fight someone or just bother them
hinata made a giant netherrack meatball at spawn and inside of it is just pure hell
everytime someone tries to go in it, they get blown up by a creeper or smth bc its so fucking dark in there bc the dumbass forgot to put some type of light source in there
kageyamaâs house is just a cube-shaped hole he mined somewhere and everytime he wants more space heâll just expand the cube
you and tsukki end up teaming up together at one point and made a railroad to everyoneâs homes and to different biomes
when everyone fought the wither, tsukki, yamaguchi, and hinata did most of the work you and kageyama were far away watching like âdamn thats crazyâ (yachi wasnt streaming at the time and just told you guys she didnt care if you did it without her)
when it was time for the ender dragon, it was a whole different story
tsukishima and yamaguchi were hella prepared and were calmly going around destroying the end crystals while you, hinata and kageyama were just trying to get away from all the angry endermen
yachi was just placing water down and making cobblestone huts yâall could hide under
once tsukki and yams finished destroying the end crystals, you joined them in shooting down the ender dragon
kags and hinata were still fighting endermenÂ
like all youâd see is â __ was slained by Endermanâ messages as you listened to tsukki and yams talk to each other calmly
yachi said she wasnt fighting no dragon bc fuck that shit
one yâall did kill the dragon, hinata tried to claim the dragon egg and tsukishima yelled at him for like ten minutes bc hinata didnt do shit
and while tsukki fought with hinata and kageyama, you and yachi followed yamaguchi into an end gateway
you found an end city but then you fell outta the world </3 dont ask how, you just did
you decided to log off and that was that
another time you logged on, tsukki invited you to go with him to a woodland mansion bc he got a map
you thought he was being fishy but you went anyways bc content
everything was going well, you guys traveled there together, found a desert temple along the way, you tamed a cat, tsukki talked about conspiracy theories with you
but then you got to the mansion and you lost him
you were like tsukki where tf youâd go and he would tell you a place and you would go and he wasnt there
you were about to cry bc so many mobs were after you and u just boxed yourself into a little dirt hut in the corner and you kept yelling at tsukki in vc
he muted himself bc he was laughing his ass off at your pain heart been broke so many times
he finally came to get you bc apparently he already moved upstairs and just as you calmed down, tsukki betrayed you
you walked in front of him in fear of mobs hitting you from behind but tsukki ended up hitting you with a sword to death </3
you immediately logged off and then cried to your stream about fake friends for like ten minutes while listening to the inside out soundtrack
your chat convinced you to log back on and hesitantly joined the vc again and tsukishima apologized while trying to hold back laughter and told you that he put your stuff in your chest and you were like đ„șđ„șđ„ș
overall the server is very chaotic but kinda nice bc family bonding â€ïž and even tho tsukki is a dick he along, with yams, help you and yachi out sometimes so your cottagecore aesthetic thrived
UNEDITED.
tag list:Â @kaoyuuuuuâ @macaronnv < it wont let me tag you :((
- a/n: i listened to a night to remember by the hsm cast while writing some of this đ„Ž also i wanted to make this gender neutral but it ended up being f!reader bc i realized i was really just writing my own fantasy of what i wanted prom to be dhdhhdhd
tsukishima x f!reader
you guys originally werenât gonna go but you got the urge to go at last minute
you guys planned on going with a group of friends and those friends already made reservations at a restaurant so you guys didnât have to worry about anything
you dragged tsukki with you to go look for prom dresses
he tried to act annoyed but you saw how he blushed every time you would leave the dressing room to show him a dress
you ended up not getting a dress bc that shit expensive and the one dress that you could afford and that you liked was stained đ
you ended up finding a dress later and tsukki borrowed a suit from akiteru đ„ș
on the day of, instead of doing the thing where the guy picks you up, tsukki just showed up at your house in the morning so you could get ready together later
as you got ready, you both listened to each otherâs playlists
(tb to me and my friend listening to girl group songs to hype us up)
you: omg you showered đ„ș
tsukki: wtf is that supposed to mean
you: nothing, stinky đ„°
once you guys were ready you went downstairs and tsukki pulled out a corsage and a matching boutonniĂšre (letâs hope i spelled that right đ)
you: đ„șđ„șđ„șđ„șđ„șđ„ș
after he told you to shut up, you put them on each other as your parents took pictures
after your parents made sure to embarrass you by making you two have a whole photoshoot, you guys left to meet the others at the restaurant
after dinner you guys took pictures in the parking lot, much to tsukishimaâs distaste
hinata and his date ended up having to carpool with yâall so the ride there was not very quiet
your school was holding your prom at a hotel at the middle of nowhere so otw there you guys listened to âhypeâ music, requested by hinata
tsukki had his hand on your thigh đ„ș and you put your hand over his as you talked with hinata and his date, who were in the back đ„șđđŒđđŒ
once you arrived, all you saw was high schoolers, distressed school staff, and annoyed adults
your friend group sorta separated once you guys found a table inside
most of your friends went on the dance floor, others went to find a restroom already and you and tsukki sat at the table
your table was sorta near the refreshment table so tsukki got you guys smth to drink
you guys just vibed at the table for a bit until one of your favorite songs came on and you looked at tsukki like đ„ș
him: no
you: đ„șđ„șđ„ș
him: no.
five seconds later heâs following you onto the floor bc heâs whipped for you
tsukki awkwardly trying to dance with you and you dance energetically
a slow song came on afterwards and all the couples started slow dancing together
both of you being stiff as you dance together
you having to sort of lead him even tho guys are usually the ones to lead (according to my fifth grade ballroom teacher, this is the only time men should lead đđ)
tsukki blushing when his hands accidentally touch below your hips
at one point you guys are sorta just swaying back and forth as you lay your head on his chest
afterwards you guys head outside where some ppl are just hanging out
you end up talking to a few classmates as tsukki kind of just follows u around
if youâre shy or just not that social then you guys just sit down together and silently talk together
at this point youâve been at the dance for like two or three hours and your friend group you came with eventually finds yâall and you guys decide to leave early to go get food or smth
this time hinata and his date go in someone elseâs car so you and tsukki get some alone time
the car ride is you singing along to your music while also talking about stuff with tsukki
you guys end up going to a diner thatâs open 24/7 and yâall end up sharing pancakes bc sharing is caring
also you both spent most of your money already đ„Ž
tsukki ends up taking to you home at like 2 am, way past his own bedtime (he insists on going to sleep before 11 pm)
he walks you to your door and gives you a lilâ peckafter he leaves, he texts you goodnight once he gets home
â a/n: i didnât name anyone so this can go for any captain of your choice đđ đŒ. this is the first thing iâve written in a while and but i hope you enjoy đ„șđđŒđđŒ
ây/n, tell us about your memories.â your group member giggled as you both sat on a hill behind your old high school. âwhat were you like?â
âwhat was i like?â you laughed and tried to think back. âiâll be honest, itâs probably better you ask an old classmate of what they thought of me because from i donât remember much⊠i only remember my manager days.â
âwhat was being a manager like?â
you smiled and stared at the sun that was slowly setting. âbeing a manager was the best. i never showed it to them but i really loved it. it was really just looking after the players and helping the coaches keep track of the playersâ progress and stuff. it was cool.â
âwere you close with the players? iâm sure you were knowing you.â
âknowing me? what are you saying?â you both kept laughing. âwas i close with them? iâd like to think so. we were together for so much. i was a manager for three years and i was with the players almost 24/7. i felt like an older sister to most of them.â
âand the others?â
âhm?â
âwhat were you to the others? you said most.â
âah, well i was the youngest of my year so i obviously couldnât be their older sister.â
âdid you have a crush?â
âa crush? didnt everyone have them?â
âhmmm, good point. fine. what about a first love?â
you immediately thought of him. you didnât realize but you immediately started blushing. âa-a first love? yeah.â
âwhat were they like? who was it?â
âi hope they cut this, i invited him to the concert.â
âdoes that mean he was on the volleyball team? you said they were the only ones you invited other than your family.â
âyeahâŠthe captain our third year. we never actually dated so i donât think people could consider this a first love but i liked him for a long time and i think he liked me too⊠at least i hope so.â you looked at the camera your member was holding. âthis is embarrassing to admit but... i joined the club because of him.â
your members squealed on stage and almost dog piled you. you shushed them while covering your face in embarrassment and told them to continue watching.
ây/n, one last question. between you, me and this venue, would you have stayed in japan if he asked you?â
you looked at your member in shock. you knew your answer but didnât want to answer and the camera cut.
âwhat was that?â your members exclaimed. âwhat was your answer? what is this whyâd they cut it?â
âi guess only m/n and i will ever know,â you laughed. âhow sad.â
âthis isnât fair! donât you guys think?â your member asked the audience as they all yelled in agreement.
âi just hope he isnât here or this is gonna be really embarrassing.â you laughed along with your members as you scratched your head. âhow about we move on to our next song?â
your leader nodded. âcan anyone guess what song weâll do next? iâll give you a hint.â
after your leader did a signature move and your next song began. you danced with the video still in mind and somewhere in the crowd, there was a former captain blushing as some of his old teammates playfully teased him.
A/N: a repost from my old account that i abandoned
aight lets get this started
So this is a series iâm starting based on music videos. this came it me the other day when I was watching an ailee lyric video and i was like âyo i should direct a music video for this with the zero experience i haveâ
and so here we are
with a song that already has an MV
but this is a real MV not a performance video
suck it JYP
jk ily dont sue me
*This is based off the song not the Performance Video for them people who dont read*
The video starts out with the camera panning over a beach, if one knows well, they can tell itâs a beach in mexico, the sound of waves is heard
the camera pans in as soon as the music starts to play and zooms into a couple, you and taeyong running together near the water
at about the 0:33 mark, the video changes to the setting of a hotel room at nighttime where you are leaning on the balcony of your hotel room as taeyong comes out with two bottles of beer because youâre in mexico and all they drink there is beer, mostly
he hands you one as he speaks but is inaudible in the video
the video then around 0:43 cuts to you following behind taeyong, holding his hand, as he leads you through a busy street
you stop at a street vendorâs booth where jewelry is being sold
taeyong being taeyong immediately buys a bracelet for you and puts it on you as you both slowly walk away from the booth
at 1:01, youâre back at the balcony scene where taeyong cheesily (thatâs a word right?) grabs your hand and begins to dance with you
as the chorus goes on, you both are dancing in slow motion as taeyong smiles widely because heâs totally in love with you
and who wouldnât enjoy dancing at night with your partner near the beach
afterwards taeyong leads you into the room and closes the door as you close the curtains ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°)
at 1:35, taeyong is seen sitting on the sand as he eats ice cream as he watches you collect seashells
you have a cam recorder as you film yourself grabbing a shell from the water. the video then shows the recorderâs film as small fish pass near your feet
and you run out of the water half screaming, half laughing as you sit down next to taeyong who proceeds to share his ice cream with you
around 2:06, taeyong is shown taking a photo of you with a polaroid eating a corn dog as you walk down the busy nightlife of the city
you both stop in front of a group of street performers who are currently dancing
two of the street performers grab both of you and, of course, the camera shows you both cheesily dance together along with the performers in slow motion
soon all of the audience soon joins and itâs just like a rave, i swear
older and younger couples are having the times of their lives dancing and suddenly taeyong grabs your hand and you run away from the dancing
at 2:37, during yugyeomâs and jbâs parts, you both are shown running down the street through the crowds and performers and street vendors
once jackson begins his part again, youâre laying on top of a gigantic flamingo float in the middle of a large but empty pool as the float spins slowly in circles
and then taeyong begins to swim towards you from one end of the pool
taeyong puts his arms on the float as he crosses them and smiles as he rests his head on his arms
you smile as you put your hand through his wet hair even though it doesnât feel as nice as his dry hair
the scenery changes to back to the same part of the beach from the beginning around 3:11
taeyong is leading you out of the water and sits down on a large towel and drags you down with him
the video then ends as taeyong back hugs you from behind as you lay your head on his chest
this was honestly a little harder than I expected
welp
this was music video scenario 1 out of many more I hope
he instantly let himself at home and took out the stack of uno cards you had behind the tv
ây/n, if I win, you buy ramenâ
âwhat if I win?â
âthat wonât happenâ
your game ended up being over an hour long because you were both cheating
you were both on your living room floor with soda
and were yelling at each other for every single thing
âSTOP CHANGING THE COLORâ
âTAKE BACK THE CARDS YOU HAD, YOU CHEATERâ
âSTOP USING THE PLUS TWO CARDSâ
after yelling for a long time you both gave up bc yall was hungry and yoongi was going to end up paying anyways so-
after bringing the ramen back home, bc yall couldnt eat outside for obvious reasonsÂ
you started to cook them and took out some more food to feed his ass
and he suddenly got a phone call
and you could tell he was gonna have to leave again when he made a sour face as he hung up
âwhere are you going this time?â
âwe have an ad we have to film in thailand, it was supposed to be next week but apparently it was moved closer so i have to go home and pack quicklyâ
âbring me souvenirsâ
âi wont see you again for a while, okay?â
âbring me souvenirsâ
âalso call your mom, she called me earlier and asked if you were okay bc you never call herâ
âsouvenirs...â
âyOU ALREADY HAVE SOUVENIRS FROM THAILANDâ
âno most of them were food that i already ateâ
after almost throwing hands at you
yoongi left you alone with all the cooked food
as you were putting some of the food in the fridge you felt your phone vibrate
yoongz!!!: donât go to sleep too late! also we have a family thing next saturday dont forget!!
you smiled as you replied and sat down at the kitchen counter
as you ate the ramen you took a selfie and posted it on twitter
im in yukheiâs lane rn so i think i may have focused on him more by accident djhisjdbfji
enjoy tho
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one night, you get a call from ten to get your ass over to his shared apartment with taeyong
he refused to give you a proper explanation and to you to just hurry up
and you being you, you hesitated and just continued what you were doing
until you received 4 more calls from ten
you then knew you actually had to go
when you arrived literally everyone was there
all 18 of them
it actually kind of scared you at first
were they gonna tell you someone died
or if one, or two of them ( ͥ° ÍÊ ÍĄÂ°), were gonna get married
but it turns out lucas and chenle suddenly decided over a skype call between a few of them that you all had to go on a roadtrip
doyoung and taeil both looked at each other with faces of disgust
âitâll be a bonding tripâ
âbitch do you really think any of us can just drop everything for a sudden road trip?â
â...yesâ
doyoung rolled his eyes and proceeded to chew out lucas for the next ten minutes
after doyoungâs wonderful talk, one by one everyone said no
âi have 9-5 shifts this whole weekâ
âi have an interview on saturdayâ
âi have examsâ
suddenly you were left in the apartment with taeyong, ten, johnny, lucas, jaemin, chenle, and jungwoo
âi have shifts most of this week, sorryâ
after taeyong excused himself, the rest of them looked at you
âyouâre going right?â
before you could say no
ten already signed you up because he knew how jobless you were
and you werenât too worried about school
(jesus this is so long already)
so all of you decided to leave on saturday, the day after tomorrow
as soon as 7 am came, you regretted not ignoring tenâs calls on thursday night
when you got to ten and taeyongâs shared apartment, everyone was waiting for you
âwhy are you so late?â
you guys had agreed on meeting at 9 at their apartment and you were early so you almost jumped lucas
originally you guys were gonna meet 5 am but you all knew that wasnt going to go so well so you compromised
once you hit the road, ten is already basting his road trip playlist he made the night before
you were seated next lucas, who was smushed between you and chenle in the back of johnnyâs rented van
yukhei was yukhei and you were almost sure he was on something as well as chenle because they would not stop like,, breathing and talking
âdo you think weâll see a bearâ
âweâre driving not hikingâ
âpLAY BRITNEY SPEARSâ
âdo you guys know that if everyone in south korea jumps at the same time we can cause a earthquke?â âwhereâd you hear that?â âi just made it up!!â
you thankfully had headphones so you got to ignore everyone for a while
but then lucas took them away for âbonding purposesâ
you soon arrived at a mcdonalds for lunch after driving for what seemed forever
you ended up getting a few stares as you ate
why??
âLeTâs pLaY rOcK PaPer sCisSors tO sEe wHo bUys PiEs for eVerYonEâ
âokay okay that did not count, one more timeâ
chenle nearly dying of laughter because of yukhei losing
yukhei screaming in agony
jungwoo proceeding to just buying the pies because he wants him to shut up and he sort of feels bad
once you hit the road, the car was much quieter
this time lucas was taking a nap and chenle was watching netflix on his phone
ten had switched places with you so now you were in the front with johnny
as he drove calmly to not wake up lucas, you played some indie songs
âjohnny i have to peeâ
âjaemin we left the mcdonalds an hour agoâ
âwell i didnât have to pee an hour agoâ
pulling over before jaemin pisses in the van
you and johnny taking pictures with a polaroid you bought
jaemin wouldnât come back from the trees so johnny and ten going to find him
the duo coming back with a whining jaemin who had pine cones in his hands
lucas waking up as soon as you start the car
âwAIT I HAVE TO PEE TOOâ
johnny wanting to strangle himself
finally driving again after yukhei peed
actually have a peaceful ride for a few hours
johnny had all the windows down
a breeze blew through the inside of the car every once in a while
stopping at a gas station and getting matching key chains for everyone even though you really just store key chains away at home
jaemin and chenle somehow almost buying the whole snack section
ten trying to buy beer but not being able to because the babies wont go away
you somehow end up driving as chenle gets to sit up front with you
johnny snoring like a fucking t rex
chenle talking about how much he loves his madre
chenle proceeding to call his mom and make you talk to her
yukhei suddenly getting sentimental in the middle seats and leaning over to hug jungwoo
âiâm just soO happy you guys came, I LOVE YOU GUYS SO MUCH YOU DONT EVEN KNOWâ
chenle and jaemin telling him nice things to cheer him up
chenle starting to get sentimental too
âwhere exactly are we going again?â
âlucAS YOURE THE ONE WHO PLANNED THISâ
âjohnny, where are we-â
âto the beachâ
everyone falling asleep except for you and chenle because the baby didnt want to leave you alone despite him being sleepy too
playing a quiet game of âI Spyâ
âi spy with my little eye... something adorableâ
âchenle stop choosing yukheiâ
âfine, i spy with my little eye something blueâ
âand stop choosing jaeminâ
finally reaching the beach after five billion years
not waking the others up because you wanted to see the sunset in peace
chenle playing with the damp sand as you sit next to him
taking pictures with the polaroid of the sunset with chenle
ten coming out and almost kicking you for not waking him up
the boys coming out one at a time until everyone sat next to you
everyone being quiet for some reason and enjoying the view together
youre about to say coming really nice when johnny says
âthis is so nice siri play ËĄá”á” á”Ê°á” á”á”á”ᶊá”Ëą ʰᶊᔠá”Ê°á” á¶ ËĄá”á”Êłâ
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