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omtai

they need to invent a running away & never coming back that doesn’t affect your life

frutiguro

dracoj

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this makes ur brain try to kill you with knives and hammers.

victoria-pedretti

KIKI'S DELIVERY SERVICE 1989 — dir. Hayao Miyazaki

horreurscopes

why does cooking takes like six hours and eating like three seconds and washing dishes like seven days and seven nights

hauntingyourself

Doesn’t even have hands to wash

eldritchbauble

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clonefucking isnt incest i think yall are just scared of finding out youre bad in bed

obscenicon-deactivated20231123

imagine if ur own clone couldnt find ur clit. what would u even do

akashicrecord

hey sexy what time do you plan on being done grieving

mousidy

oh, honestly I was planning on reopening the same wounds again and again and again and again and again and again and again

andalusiapunk

so my brother was telling me about this human resources certification he attended a while ago. in a panel, the panelist asked a bunch of people in attendance, “who here knows if an applicant for a job is right for it in under 60 seconds?”

hands shot up around the room, people smug about their ability to “weed out the riff-raff” when it came to hiring for their fortune 500.

“you should all be fired and probably in jail,” they said, waiting for the whole room to get uncomfortable, then continued, “because the only things you can really learn about a human being in under 60 seconds are all things that are fueled by prejudices and biases covered by american law. so now, i will teach you how to stop being racist, sexist, judgmental assholes and hire people that will better your company of employ.”

sourcedumal

I need this to be force taught at all companies

valtsv

matching couples shirts that say "<- THE ONE WHO WILL INEVITABLY DESTROY ME"

flipchild

[tumblr] is a beautiful website where all kinds of people come to diversify their echolalia

brawltogethernow

audarcy

Found several packs' worth of pokemon cards strewn across a target parking lot and took a pic to show my friends without realizing how much my outfit elevated the scene to "aftermath of a wizard duel"