welcome 2 my autizztic mind

7.5 zzweepzz limeblood, hiding out in zzhithole, TX. he/him | fantroll rp blog, asks welcome!

[cheshire-oddities]

welp, guezzzz it'zz time to bite the lead thing and make thizz blog.

hi im oliver, and im zztranded on earth. im living with an alien (hisz name izz nick, real cool guy) and uh. azzk uzz zztuff ig?? i figured we didn't have a good blog for info on or for humanzz yet, zzo if youre human azzk uzz anything about trollzz and we'll anzwer azz bezzt we can, and if youre a troll curiouzz about alienzz then you can zzend in azzkzz for nick to anzzwer abt human thingzz! alzzo if you ever need me to drop the quirk lmk, it'zz no big thing 2 me :]

im probably alzzo gonna pozzt normal grumblr pozzt bullcrap zzometimezz, be on the lookout ig 👍

[welp, guess it's time to bite the lead thing and make this blog.

hi im oliver, and im stranded on earth. im living with an alien (his name is nick, really cool guy) and uh. ask us stuff i guess?? i figured we didn't have a good blog for info on or for humans yet, so if you're human ask us anything about trollsand we'll answer as best we can, and if you're a troll curious about aliens then you can send in asks for nick to answer about human things! also if you ever need me to drop the quirk let me know, it's no big thing to me :]

im probably also gonna post normal grumblr post bullcrap sometimes, so be on the lookout for that i guess 👍]

[cheshire-oddities]

ooc: this blog is inspired by @aita-alternia @quadrantpunk @alternian-mutant-madness and multiple others, along with a silly comment my qpp @tom-pom-da-cat made :] it's going to function as sort of a half rp blog, half ask blog dealio hopefully lol

so uh. yeah! :D! excited to be a more active participant in this cool little corner of tumblr :]

[eternal-masquerade]

happy mutant pride month :]

Q: are yyyou people trying to provoke me at this point?

[cheshire-oddities]

yezz. thankzz for noticing 🤗 [antagonizing]

[eternal-masquerade]

A: being mean ttto people who were right about me is wrong and bad to dddo.

[cheshire-oddities]

oh. okay? [zzurprizzed]

okay i did a zzcroll of your blog, congratzz on the character development!

[hemospectrumoodboards]

fuchsia X bronze kisrails board? --@cheshire-oddities' spider

Apologies if it's not that good...I didn't have a theme.

I hope you like it regardless.

[cheshire-oddities]

::::D wow thanks!!

[eternal-masquerade]

happy mutant pride month :]

Q: are yyyou people trying to provoke me at this point?

[cheshire-oddities]

yezz. thankzz for noticing 🤗 [antagonizing]

[earth-alternia-culture-exchange]

what do clown humans do

they just like. be silly and stuff? I'm kinda scared to ask what clown trolls do...

[cheshire-oddities]

⭐- murder, mostly ]:/

[coincidentalanxitie]

1t's a 1ot more than that, but... yeah... most1y murder... You have the c1own fa1th too?

[cheshire-oddities]

⭐- nah, but I've known many a clown in my time.

[earth-alternia-culture-exchange]

what do clown humans do

they just like. be silly and stuff? I'm kinda scared to ask what clown trolls do...

[cheshire-oddities]

⭐- murder, mostly ]:/

[gourdbiologist]

I enjoy Being a firm Believer in humans solely for the Bit. I quite enjoy a📖oying tro📖s with evidence.

[heavenlyabberation]

What the fuCk is a 'human'?

RespeCtfully: sOunds made up.

[anonymousterror]

I wish th:3y w:3r:3 mad:3 up.

[heavenlyabberation]

Stares at yOu.

What.

[gourdbiologist]

They are not made up. Unfortunately.

[heavenlyabberation]

Okay. But what are they?

[gourdbiologist]

Aliens.

[cheshire-oddities]

can confirm theyre real there'zz one in my hive rn [genuine]

[strigine-historian]

Is... is faygOO actually gOOd? Asking OOut OOf sheer curiOOsity here.

[cheshire-oddities]

⭐- nope! too sweet, gets yer teeth rottin somethin awful ]:)

[beforus-for-real-justice]

|><|===## new discourse topic why are they called jorts and not sheans

[cheshire-oddities]

because they arent zzhiny [zzheen/zzhean]

[quadrant-polls]

⭐- @cheshire-oddities' Spider and Taurin (i am unbiased) ]:)

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Voting ended onMay 24, 2024

[cheshire-oddities]

⭐- with YOUR help, we can get a four-way tie ]>:)

[stop-highblood-hate]

doxxing your 'rail is fun to do

and my peanits got an attytude

what. what fe fuck iss fiss. what am i ssuppossed to ssay to fiss

[cheshire-oddities]

idk pretty straightforward my fishy friend

[pormalnerson]

[cheshire-oddities]

OMG WA!T!!! you l!ve w!th a human????? WOAH!!! !ve always thought humans were so cool! actually… be!ng mutant blood, !m closer to human!ty than most trolls. SO!!Human N!ck!! what does a day !n the l!fe of a human look l!ke??!?!? -@theguyofalltimeever

oh, hi! i don't usually get the asks here lol

um, i'd say my day is pretty normal for a human? i wake up in the morning, shower, talk to my roommates (spider, taurin, and ollie), go do my job on my computer, and then make lunch, go back to my job, break up a fight between the pitch lovesbirds that are two of my roommates (not ollie tho, he's akismetic he said? not sure what that means entirely), do more job, eat dinner and sleep! and on weekends we all hang out with Mike and her partner and our other friends :)

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[smokingwanderer]

===ᨒ~ c♨︎rp♨︎w h♨︎s ♨︎ll teh blood (♨︎ll of tehm). ♨︎nd u better w♨︎tch out bec♨︎use ♨︎ lot of blood colours h♨︎ve powers o_o

[cheshire-oddities]

hey, same mutation! nice BBBB}

[cheshire-oddities]

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thank you? im not zzure if thatzz a compliment, lol [genuine]

[smokingwanderer]

===ᨒ~ i'm not ♨︎ mutie in ♨︎ll ♨︎ctu♨︎lity but i love mut♨︎nts so if ur ♨︎ mut♨︎nt reblog this with something gre♨︎t th♨︎t u did !!

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[glitzedrainbow]

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[smokingwanderer]

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[cheshire-oddities]

i ezzcaped, bezzt thing i ever did. in my lane eating zzoup on an alien planet :] [genuine]

[oozingantfarm]

Ddamn that 5econd pie 5lice ha5 me feeling, a5 I've heard 5ome "human5" put it, kind of like a faggot. Ddon't know what it mean5 but I'll be damned if it doe5n't have pizazz.

[cheshire-oddities]

have another its me your subconscious