Random Actions-Edition {Action Starters}
*punches you in the face*
*dips and kisses you*
*hands you an ice cream cone*
*throws food*
*pokes your cheek*
*turns off the lights*
*spills coffee on your lap*
*ruffles hair*
*throws ball at you*
*picks you up bridal style*
*picks you up like a baby*
*yells full name*
*picks you up so that your head is on my shoulder*
*rubs your back*
*reads you a fairytale*
*shoves a spoonful of medicine in your mouth*
*hands you a bouquet of flowers*
*drops a sandwich in your lap*
*boops your nose*
*hands you a kitten*
*tucks you in*
*hits you over the head with a book*
*pats your head*
*pats your bottom*
*runs right into you*
*hands you a puppy*
*pours a bucket of water on the floor*
*slams door in your face*
*hands you a gun*
*tosses video game controller at you*
*puts tiara on your head*
*splashes water on your face*
*throws glitter on you*
*hands you a dirty diaper*
*hands you a hamster*
*pushes you into a lake*
*ties a bowtie in your hair*
*pushes you against the wall*
*starts singing off-key*
*offers you a doughnut*
*pies your face*
*hands you a frog*
*puts hand over your mouth*
*smacks you with a shoe*
*slaps you across the face*
