who the mcfuck am i

two assistants. juice boxes. big problem. @goatsascending

[babyionian-deactivated20200611]

[yourstoryisnoteverover-deactiva]

This is the greatest two seconds of my day.

[zimbolt]

this is the greatest two seconds the world will ever see

[flowerinaflame]

[chevaliercurbs]

@squidlifecrisis well it wasn’t that one specifically but I was inspired

[uglyloki]

thor ragnarok boys [x] 

[chevaliercurbs]

@bostonmeatball that’s called youth I know it’s been a bit since you’ve been young but that’s alright

[chevaliercurbs]

Buying a motorbike and disappointing my mum.

[chevaliercurbs]

This app is such a gem always with the very necessary and improving updates.

[chevaliercurbs]

@squidlifecrisis but why

[chevaliercurbs]

B^)c

[67888875322467]

i’m sorry, sir, i don’t know what is wrong with your car’s engine but if you open and close the hood like this, it looks like the car is talking

[magiashley]

might fuck around and eat rocks

[nutritionfact-deactivated201803]

“lana isnt musically talented” explain this

[goth-aunt]

Omfg

[slangtasy]

she did THAT

[chevaliercurbs]

@ojeezscoob I’ve got a tiny pea brain with a short attention span ask anyone message me again whenever you’re bored I’m probably just staring up at the sky

[chevaliercurbs]

@ringworms so much for a hookup

[chevaliercurbs]

What are the odds I can get The Harry Styles to buy a mate Chinese food?

[chevaliercurbs]

Personally, I love starting conversations right before I go to bed then forgetting about them for three days.

[cowboysuggest]