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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
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@chewbaccastolemycool
look i absolutely adore marcus but that boy truly hasn't had a rational thought in his whole life huh. he's out here, vibing, labeling his weed stash "math homework". absolutely no thoughts head empty he's here for a good time not for a long time.
remember that you are the love of your own fucking life
i am crying i can't breathd
i know i already reblogged this today but this video has more emotion in it than my university-level acting classes
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
it's 2022. donald trump has died in disgrace days after being impeached and jailed. my chemical romance's new album is coming out the same day as the new spiderverse movie. the lizzo and janelle monaé collab song is blowing up the radio. lil nas x has a verse in it. you and your partner have time and energy for dates after work after jeff bezos' assets have been seized and distributed to the public in the wake of his arrest for keeping employees in unsafe working conditions.
oh what a life
Like to charge, reblog to cast.
Everyone has been vaccinated for free and the virus hasn’t caused a single death in months.
Those dates you go on with your partner? They’re in public. Unmasked. Your server smiles at you. Everyone feels safe.
You can hug your friends.
You can see a movie. The people in the movie are gay people of color and they kiss and live happily ever after.
And so will you.
LIKE TO CHARGE, REBLOG TO CAST
Or do both for twice the punch!
Can we have a day without like.....information
May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨
10 of Pentz came thruuu
Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!
I could seriously use this money right now….
Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…
I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash
No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.
So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.
Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…
I NEED TO FIX MY CAR DOOR
It fucking WORKED.
give me money
i can’t afford to breathe
i need to fix my whole life please
Nico and Percy’s dynamic in BotL is honestly the funniest fucking thing because Percy’s this emotionally exhausted 15 year old who is the sole person concerned about this feral 11 year old street urchin that wants to kill him…Chiron and the rest of the camp are just like ‘sometimes, children are homeless and they die. what can you do😔‘ and Percy’s just like ‘no???? we need to make sure he’s eating???? and that he’s not captured by an army of monsters???’ and Nico keeps trying to plot Percy’s downfall except he can’t actually come up with a plan because he’s Eleven or whatever and it’s just….remember when you were 15? remember what that felt like? now imagine being 15 and trying to wrangle an 11 year old that’s hissing and kicking your shins into brushing his teeth. imagine trying to tell this little asshole to go to bed before 10pm and he pulls out a fucking sword. how is someone supposed to handle that??? Percy surely doesn’t know! there’s a scene in BoO where Nico’s like ‘I don’t want to eat anything, but I know Percy would annoy the fuck out of me to force me to eat if he was here ugh’ sfkjsdfkj Percy literally had to CONDITION him into acting like a functioning person…and Percy’s inner monologue half the time is like ‘Yes I would kill for Nico di Angelo. Yes he is the worst person I know and I Will strangle him to death one day.’ like he doesn’t even completely like Nico as a person but everyone else is just chill with letting him run around by himself so Percy somehow ends up having to pseudo-parent this goth brat when he’s 15 and Barely Holding His Own Shit Together like….objectively an incredible dynamic lmao
rare feelings
being completely immersed into a book as if you’re watching a movie
being able to study for a long time without being distracted
wandering upon a scent that reminds you of a distant memory from your childhood that you haven’t smelled for years and years
the freedom of letting yourself do something badly (like art or learning) and knowing you’re progressing every day
being completely happy despite the bad things because you remember every little good thing and kind person in your life
stargazing in a remote landscape and feeling existentially precious and insignificant at the same time
waking up early enough to see the darkness turn to sunrise
finding someone who is radiant in every way
being consistent with a goal you’ve been working on for the longest time and seeing the finished result
knowing that one chapter of your life has ended and a better one is beginning
Girls don’t want boys. Girls want to glide down ladders in their own private library while their red cloak flutters behind them, owning swords and many chocolates, with fast WiFi at all times.
i cannot stress this enough
🦋 Ways I Deal With My ADHD 🦋
Executive disorder:
When I absolutely HAVE to do work, like it’s due by the end of class, the biggest i way i help myself focus is by listening to music
helpful and not distracting music to listen to: lofi, instrumental, coffee shop playlists, and most indie songs have a relaxing beat and melody that won’t distract you from your work.
I highly HIGHLY recommend an app called Eggzy. you set a timer of how long you want to focus for, and depending on the time, you hatch a different animal. pictures of animals ive hatched:
I also made an easy, simple reward system for myself. for example, if I power through my bio homework, I get a popsicle. if I do the dishes within 30 minutes of my mom asking, I get another snack of my choice. food works for me personally but feel free to make your own rewards!
Oversharing:
the biggest way I help myself from oversharing over text (which is one of the easiest ways to accidentally overshare) is to constantly reread the conversation and think “is what I’m about to send relevant?” or “would it fit the flow of the conversation or would it throw the other person off” be aware of the tone of the conversation, what the other person is saying, and what their reaction to what you’re about to say might be
Oversharing in person is similar, read body language, the tone of the conversation. This also heavily depends on who you’re talking to, so keep in mind; am I close enough with this person to be saying stuff like this? or; if they said this to me, would I be uncomfortable? if the answer is yes, then you might not want to say whatever you were about to say
RSD:
As for rsd, I know it’s the bane of our existence. well that, and online math classes. ANYWAYS the MOST important thing I’ve learned is: DONT BOTTLE IT UP. this only causes for more future regret and can induce a ton of unnecessary stress. Let. It. All. Out.
I recommend journaling, whether it be on your phone or a real journal (I personally just use the notes app on my phone). When you journal, you can say whatever the fuck you want without having to worry about the repercussions. Let out your sadness, anger, all your feelings without holding back. I promise this helps release stress as opposed to hanging onto it inside your head.
Another important (and possibly the hardest) thing to remember: re-evaluate the situation as unbiased as possible. is it worth getting upset about? am I thinking too much into it? the answer a lot of the time will be yes.
for example, I get this way when a friend won’t respond within a few minutes. First step: rationalize. I often forget to respond within minutes, so I need to give my friend the same leniency she gives me. Second step: remind yourself that you have done nothing wrong. This is the hardest thing to do, I understand. But I know that my text was probably not an emergency for her to respond to, so she might not prioritize to read it right away. this. is. ok. I haven’t made her mad or upset, I haven’t annoyed her. keep this in mind.
Another way that helps me deal with rsd is keeping myself occupied. If I start to feel very sad or regretful about something, I think to myself: let’s not think about this and ruin my so far wonderful day. Journal, take a walk, read, listen to music, anything that will clear your head and stop making you unhappy.
I have certain “activities” that I know will make me instantly happy. when I’m experiencing rsd I often go find my dog and spend some time with her. She will take my mind off whatever is bothering me and will make me happy 100% of the time.
So I don’t want to make this too long so I’m cutting it off here, but please comment things I should address in my part two 😊 I hope you all find these helpful and easy to implement in your own life. And remember, NT’s don’t understand the struggles we go through. Do not let them belittle you or your achievements just because of your symptoms 💜
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Ryan: [slowly and robotically] Hello. Shane: Hey, Ryan- R: I love Cars. S: Yeah, do you have the, um, thumbnail for this- R: Me be car. S: [pauses] What? R: Me car now. Kachow. S: Uh huh. R: Red car go real fast. S: OK. R: My name [pause] is Lightning Berqueenga. S: Yup. R: Berqueenga go real fast. S: OK? I gotta go. R: Kachow. Kachow. S: Yeah. OK. R: Kachow. Kacho- [Shane hangs up the call]
this is legitimately so funny to me SPECIFICALLY due to the number of people in the comments who think this is legitimate because they lack the context of the last time shane did something like this: the character of dr. goondis from the hot daga, whose lines were also created with clips from the many hours of voiceover dialogue that ryan’s recorded for unsolved. shane’s gotten a lot better since then, it seems. here’s the rap he made with ryan’s voice though.
Me: *Removes my cat from my lap to do something else.*
My cat: Father is...evil? Father is unyielding? Father is incapable of love? I am running away. I am packing my little rucksack and going out to explore the world as a lone vagabond. I can no longer thrive in this household.
The spiritual successor to Miette
Might I also add
May i add the piece from artist Verbal Vomit
Glad to see we’re all in agreement that cats talk like disparaged victorian children
I am so incredibly glad we finally moved on from "i can has". Cats are clearly smart enough for advanced sentence structure and dumb enough to draw entirely incorrect conclusions about what they're talking about.
My cat, banging the cabnet door over and over and over: bang bang bang
Me: you will not earn what you desire by banging the cabinet door.
My cat: This is a test of wills, is it not? We shall see if your ability to put up with my incessant banging outlasts my eternal lust for snackie treats. Years of conditioning have hardened me for this purpose. bang bang bang
Me: ksst!
My cat, throwing herself to the ground like she's been shot: Oh! Oh I have been assailed in my own home! Have mercy, have pity! Surely in the cruel darkness of your heart there is some mote of goodness that might stay your hand! Do not strike me, I pray you!
Me: ok
My cat, after waiting about 3 minutes: bang bang bang
Can haz snackytreat
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barbie official: we're gonna put all our movies on youtube for free!
youtube, still selling their movies: huh? what'd they say they were going to do?
here’s a link to a playlist since everyone’s a fan of this post
this is so tender
this must be something about really loving your human because my cat heard it and ran up and instantly started cuddling me and rubbing against my arm
The Cast of Community Reunites for Table Read #stayhome #withme
